Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Michigan Mafia

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Jan 26, 2026 · Intermediate Division · The Waffle Iron

MVP Gronk · 8.8 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsMichigan Mafia

21Shots1011

8Saves19

13Faceoffs won103

10Takeaways73

3Turnovers↓710

12Blocks1224

62Passes2042

2:09Possession0:561:13

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	1	5	6	1	2	3	1	5	2	4	21	0:44	120	1.64	1.24
CorruptWolfy	3	0	3	4	0	3	0	0	0	1	4	0:01	54	1.20	0.64
Gronk	5	5	10	8	3	3	1	4	0	2	23	1:04	183	1.58	1.25
Dionysus	3	5	8	8	3	4	1	1	1	5	14	0:20	153	1.75	1.13

Michigan Mafia

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Barkov	1	1	2	5	1	2	2	0	4	3	17	0:06	56	1.13	0.47
Stiff	1	0	1	3	7	0	4	1	3	9	13	0:34	102	0.39	1.14
Tef	1	1	2	3	1	1	7	2	3	12	12	0:33	71	0.73	0.81

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	5	1.64	1.38	0.19	2.44	0.464
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	21	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.572	0.046
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	5	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.608	0.067

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.303 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.606, then +0.4 playmaker, +0.25 hot shooting → 7.3

Pucker+120

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.363	1.487	0.32	0.476
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	5	3.252	1.538	0.12	0.185
Passes	21	16.768	1.252	0.08	0.1
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 1.017 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.196 → ×100 = 119.62 → 120

Offensive1.64

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.136	0.104	0.4	0.519
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	0.361
Assists per pass	0.238	0.098	0.4	0.757

Σ contribution = 1.637

Defensive1.24

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.3	0.286
Blocks	4	5.84	0.695	0.2	0.139
Takeaways	5	3.252	1.491	0.25	0.373
Goals conceded	3	6.446	1.762	0.25	0.44

Σ contribution = 1.238

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

CorruptWolfy Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	4	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.006	0.001
Passes	4	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.726	-0.138
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	1	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.259	-0.138
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.633 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.734, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.0

Pucker+54

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.363	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	4	3.983	1.004	0.08	0.08
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.84	0.171	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	4	16.768	0.239	0.08	0.019
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.457 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.538 → ×100 = 53.75 → 54

Offensive1.20

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	3	0.104	0.4	0.8
Shooting %	0.75	0.474	0.2	0.305
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	0.095

Σ contribution = 1.2

Defensive0.64

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	0.238	0.3	0.072
Blocks	1	5.84	0.32	0.2	0.064
Takeaways	0	3.252	0.238	0.25	0.06
Goals conceded	3	6.446	1.762	0.25	0.44

Σ contribution = 0.636

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	5	1.89	1.66	0.23	1.873	0.431
Assists	5	1.64	1.38	0.19	2.44	0.464
Shots	8	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.355	0.122
Passes	23	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.843	0.067
Saves	3	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.364	0.069
Blocks	2	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.999	-0.11
Takeaways	4	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.26	0.029

6.0 + clip(Σ 1.072 × 2, −3 to 3) = 8.144, then +0.4 playmaker, +0.25 hot shooting → 8.8

Pucker+183

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	9	3.363	2.676	0.32	0.856
Shots	8	3.983	2.009	0.08	0.161
Saves	3	2.095	1.432	0.15	0.215
Blocks	2	5.84	0.342	0.07	0.024
Takeaways	4	3.252	1.23	0.12	0.148
Passes	23	16.768	1.372	0.08	0.11
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 1.558 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.833 → ×100 = 183.32 → 183

Offensive1.58

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.156	0.104	0.4	0.584
Shooting %	0.625	0.474	0.2	0.262
Assists per pass	0.217	0.098	0.4	0.736

Σ contribution = 1.582

Defensive1.25

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.095	1.407	0.3	0.422
Blocks	2	5.84	0.423	0.2	0.085
Takeaways	4	3.252	1.226	0.25	0.307
Goals conceded	3	6.446	1.762	0.25	0.44

Σ contribution = 1.254

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	5	1.64	1.38	0.19	2.44	0.464
Shots	8	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.355	0.122
Passes	14	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.374	-0.03
Saves	3	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.364	0.069
Blocks	5	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.219	-0.024
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.669 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.337, then +0.4 playmaker, −0.2 cold shooting → 7.5

Pucker+153

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7.5	3.363	2.23	0.32	0.714
Shots	8	3.983	2.009	0.08	0.161
Saves	3	2.095	1.432	0.15	0.215
Blocks	5	5.84	0.856	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	14	16.768	0.835	0.08	0.067
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 1.301 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.53 → ×100 = 153.04 → 153

Offensive1.75

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.4	0.104	0.4	0.797
Shooting %	0.375	0.474	0.2	0.159
Assists per pass	0.357	0.098	0.4	0.796

Σ contribution = 1.752

Defensive1.13

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.095	1.407	0.3	0.422
Blocks	5	5.84	0.857	0.2	0.171
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.4	0.25	0.1
Goals conceded	3	6.446	1.762	0.25	0.44

Σ contribution = 1.133

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Barkov Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	5	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.343	0.031
Passes	17	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.031	0.003
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.467 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.065, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.7

Pucker+56

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.363	0.595	0.32	0.19
Shots	5	3.983	1.255	0.08	0.1
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	17	16.768	1.014	0.08	0.081
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.509 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.599 − 0.036 turnover penalty = 0.563 → ×100 = 56.37 → 56

Offensive1.13

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.333	0.104	0.4	0.79
Shooting %	0.2	0.474	0.2	0.096
Assists per pass	0.059	0.098	0.4	0.248

Σ contribution = 1.134

Defensive0.47

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	0.52	0.3	0.156
Blocks	3	5.84	0.549	0.2	0.11
Takeaways	0	3.252	0.238	0.25	0.06
Goals conceded	12	6.446	0.568	0.25	0.142

Σ contribution = 0.468

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Stiff Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	3	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.331	-0.03
Passes	13	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.51	-0.041
Saves	7	2.09	2.48	0.19	1.975	0.375
Blocks	9	5.84	3.84	0.11	0.822	0.09
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.04 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.919, then +0.35 saves, −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.9

Pucker+102

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	3	3.983	0.753	0.08	0.06
Saves	7	2.095	3.342	0.15	0.501
Blocks	9	5.84	1.541	0.07	0.108
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	13	16.768	0.775	0.08	0.062
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.863 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.016 → ×100 = 101.58 → 102

Offensive0.39

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.029	0.104	0.4	0.154
Shooting %	0.333	0.474	0.2	0.142
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	0.095

Σ contribution = 0.391

Defensive1.14

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	7	2.095	1.982	0.3	0.595
Blocks	9	5.84	1.494	0.2	0.299
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.4	0.25	0.1
Goals conceded	12	6.446	0.568	0.25	0.142

Σ contribution = 1.136

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Tef Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	3	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.331	-0.03
Passes	12	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.645	-0.052
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	12	5.84	3.84	0.11	1.602	0.176
Takeaways	2	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.435	-0.048

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.248 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.504, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.1

Pucker+71

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.363	0.595	0.32	0.19
Shots	3	3.983	0.753	0.08	0.06
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	12	5.84	2.055	0.07	0.144
Takeaways	2	3.252	0.615	0.12	0.074
Passes	12	16.768	0.716	0.08	0.057
Faceoff win rate	0.125	0.5	0.25	0.03	0.007

Σ 0.605 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.711 → ×100 = 71.13 → 71

Offensive0.73

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.061	0.104	0.4	0.242
Shooting %	0.333	0.474	0.2	0.142
Assists per pass	0.083	0.098	0.4	0.341

Σ contribution = 0.725

Defensive0.81

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	0.52	0.3	0.156
Blocks	12	5.84	1.784	0.2	0.357
Takeaways	2	3.252	0.633	0.25	0.158
Goals conceded	12	6.446	0.568	0.25	0.142

Σ contribution = 0.813

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.