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Jan 26, 2026 · Intermediate Division · The Waffle Iron

MVP Gronk · 8.8 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsMichigan Mafia

21Shots1011

8Saves19

13Faceoffs won103

10Takeaways73

3Turnovers↓710

12Blocks1224

62Passes2042

2:09Possession0:561:13

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	1	5	6	1	2	3	1	5	2	4	21	0:44	120	8.55	6.96
CorruptWolfy	3	0	3	4	0	3	0	0	0	1	4	0:01	54	6.80	4.54
Gronk	5	5	10	8	3	3	1	4	0	2	23	1:04	183	8.33	7.02
Dionysus	3	5	8	8	3	4	1	1	1	5	14	0:20	153	9.01	6.54

Michigan Mafia

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Barkov	1	1	2	5	1	2	2	0	4	3	17	0:06	56	6.54	3.87
Stiff	1	0	1	3	7	0	4	1	3	9	13	0:34	102	3.57	6.54
Tef	1	1	2	3	1	1	7	2	3	12	12	0:33	71	4.90	5.25

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	5	1.64	1.38	0.19	2.44	0.464
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	21	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.572	0.046
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	5	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.608	0.067

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.303 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.606, then +0.4 playmaker, +0.25 hot shooting → 7.3

Pucker+120

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.363	1.487	0.32	0.476
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	5	3.252	1.538	0.12	0.185
Passes	21	16.768	1.252	0.08	0.1
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 1.017 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.196 → ×100 = 119.62 → 120

Offensive8.55

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.136	0.104	0.4	2.878
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0.238	0.098	0.4	3.828

Σ contribution = 8.549

Defensive6.96

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	5	3.252	7.965	0.25	1.991
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.955

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

CorruptWolfy Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	4	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.006	0.001
Passes	4	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.726	-0.138
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	1	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.259	-0.138
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.633 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.734, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.0

Pucker+54

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.363	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	4	3.983	1.004	0.08	0.08
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.84	0.171	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	4	16.768	0.239	0.08	0.019
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.457 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.538 → ×100 = 53.75 → 54

Offensive6.80

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	3	0.104	0.4	4
Shooting %	0.75	0.474	0.2	1.619
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.801

Defensive4.54

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.84	3.281	0.2	0.656
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 4.542

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	5	1.89	1.66	0.23	1.873	0.431
Assists	5	1.64	1.38	0.19	2.44	0.464
Shots	8	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.355	0.122
Passes	23	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.843	0.067
Saves	3	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.364	0.069
Blocks	2	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.999	-0.11
Takeaways	4	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.26	0.029

6.0 + clip(Σ 1.072 × 2, −3 to 3) = 8.144, then +0.4 playmaker, +0.25 hot shooting → 8.8

Pucker+183

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	9	3.363	2.676	0.32	0.856
Shots	8	3.983	2.009	0.08	0.161
Saves	3	2.095	1.432	0.15	0.215
Blocks	2	5.84	0.342	0.07	0.024
Takeaways	4	3.252	1.23	0.12	0.148
Passes	23	16.768	1.372	0.08	0.11
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 1.558 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.833 → ×100 = 183.32 → 183

Offensive8.33

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.156	0.104	0.4	3.138
Shooting %	0.625	0.474	0.2	1.446
Assists per pass	0.217	0.098	0.4	3.744

Σ contribution = 8.328

Defensive7.02

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.095	7.628	0.3	2.289
Blocks	2	5.84	3.693	0.2	0.739
Takeaways	4	3.252	6.904	0.25	1.726
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 7.016

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	5	1.64	1.38	0.19	2.44	0.464
Shots	8	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.355	0.122
Passes	14	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.374	-0.03
Saves	3	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.364	0.069
Blocks	5	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.219	-0.024
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.669 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.337, then +0.4 playmaker, −0.2 cold shooting → 7.5

Pucker+153

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7.5	3.363	2.23	0.32	0.714
Shots	8	3.983	2.009	0.08	0.161
Saves	3	2.095	1.432	0.15	0.215
Blocks	5	5.84	0.856	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	14	16.768	0.835	0.08	0.067
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 1.301 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.53 → ×100 = 153.04 → 153

Offensive9.01

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.4	0.104	0.4	3.989
Shooting %	0.375	0.474	0.2	1.035
Assists per pass	0.357	0.098	0.4	3.984

Σ contribution = 9.008

Defensive6.54

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.095	7.628	0.3	2.289
Blocks	5	5.84	5.428	0.2	1.086
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.537

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Barkov Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	5	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.343	0.031
Passes	17	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.031	0.003
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.467 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.065, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.7

Pucker+56

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.363	0.595	0.32	0.19
Shots	5	3.983	1.255	0.08	0.1
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	17	16.768	1.014	0.08	0.081
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.509 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.599 − 0.036 turnover penalty = 0.563 → ×100 = 56.37 → 56

Offensive6.54

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.333	0.104	0.4	3.961
Shooting %	0.2	0.474	0.2	0.783
Assists per pass	0.059	0.098	0.4	1.794

Σ contribution = 6.538

Defensive3.87

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	4.081	0.3	1.224
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	12	6.446	4.271	0.25	1.068

Σ contribution = 3.869

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Stiff Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	3	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.331	-0.03
Passes	13	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.51	-0.041
Saves	7	2.09	2.48	0.19	1.975	0.375
Blocks	9	5.84	3.84	0.11	0.822	0.09
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.04 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.919, then +0.35 saves, −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.9

Pucker+102

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	3	3.983	0.753	0.08	0.06
Saves	7	2.095	3.342	0.15	0.501
Blocks	9	5.84	1.541	0.07	0.108
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	13	16.768	0.775	0.08	0.062
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.863 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.016 → ×100 = 101.58 → 102

Offensive3.57

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.029	0.104	0.4	1.415
Shooting %	0.333	0.474	0.2	0.969
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.566

Defensive6.54

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	7	2.095	9.927	0.3	2.978
Blocks	9	5.84	7.975	0.2	1.595
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	12	6.446	4.271	0.25	1.068

Σ contribution = 6.541

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Tef Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	3	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.331	-0.03
Passes	12	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.645	-0.052
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	12	5.84	3.84	0.11	1.602	0.176
Takeaways	2	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.435	-0.048

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.248 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.504, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.1

Pucker+71

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.363	0.595	0.32	0.19
Shots	3	3.983	0.753	0.08	0.06
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	12	5.84	2.055	0.07	0.144
Takeaways	2	3.252	0.615	0.12	0.074
Passes	12	16.768	0.716	0.08	0.057
Faceoff win rate	0.125	0.5	0.25	0.03	0.007

Σ 0.605 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.711 → ×100 = 71.13 → 71

Offensive4.90

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.061	0.104	0.4	1.767
Shooting %	0.333	0.474	0.2	0.969
Assists per pass	0.083	0.098	0.4	2.164

Σ contribution = 4.9

Defensive5.25

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	4.081	0.3	1.224
Blocks	12	5.84	9.134	0.2	1.827
Takeaways	2	3.252	4.532	0.25	1.133
Goals conceded	12	6.446	4.271	0.25	1.068

Σ contribution = 5.252

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.