Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Vader Wookies

Home · PPSAPawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

5–3Final

VWAwayVader Wookies

Jul 7, 2026 · Challenger Cross-Conf · The Waffle Iron

MVP Dionysus · 6.3 performance rating

Writing the recap…

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsVader Wookies

17Shots710

7Saves16

3Faceoffs won14

13Takeaways67

7Turnovers↓613

18Blocks711

34Passes842

1:19Possession0:131:32

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	0	0	0	1	2	0	1	3	1	2	4	0:18	35	2.95	5.99
GiraffeKiller	1	1	2	3	1	2	0	5	0	5	9	0:35	74	5.47	6.38
RIGSjr	3	1	4	7	1	1	1	1	1	4	6	0:04	82	8.64	5.22
Dionysus	1	4	5	6	3	0	2	4	5	7	15	0:22	111	8.43	7.38

Vader Wookies

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
papi tef	0	3	3	1	4	2	1	3	2	4	12	0	1:08	94	6.07	6.53
Faceguy [ >:) ]	2	0	2	8	1	0	1	4	7	5	14	0	0:17	61	4.68	5.53
Ghostwalker	1	2	3	1	1	2	1	0	4	2	16	1	0:07	44	8.83	4.29

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.94	1.88	0.23	-1.037	-0.238
Assists	0	1.78	1.66	0.19	-1.073	-0.204
Shots	1	4.29	3.33	0.09	-0.987	-0.089
Passes	4	19.5	8.46	0.08	-1.832	-0.147
Saves	2	2.21	2.56	0.19	-0.082	-0.016
Blocks	2	6.23	3.8	0.11	-1.115	-0.123
Takeaways	3	3.43	3.04	0.11	-0.14	-0.015

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.831 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.337, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.1

Pucker+35

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.53	0	0.32	0
Shots	1	4.293	0.233	0.08	0.019
Saves	2	2.21	0.905	0.15	0.136
Blocks	2	6.232	0.321	0.07	0.022
Takeaways	3	3.425	0.876	0.12	0.105
Passes	4	19.503	0.205	0.08	0.016
Faceoff win rate	0	0.502	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.298 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.351 → ×100 = 35.1 → 35

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.103	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.453	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.091	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive5.99

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.21	5.621	0.3	1.686
Blocks	2	6.232	3.636	0.2	0.727
Takeaways	3	3.425	5.506	0.25	1.376
Goals conceded	3	5.602	8.8	0.25	2.2

Σ contribution = 5.989

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

GiraffeKiller Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.94	1.88	0.23	-0.504	-0.116
Assists	1	1.78	1.66	0.19	-0.47	-0.089
Shots	3	4.29	3.33	0.09	-0.388	-0.035
Passes	9	19.5	8.46	0.08	-1.241	-0.099
Saves	1	2.21	2.56	0.19	-0.473	-0.09
Blocks	5	6.23	3.8	0.11	-0.325	-0.036
Takeaways	5	3.43	3.04	0.11	0.518	0.057

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.408 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.184, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.0

Pucker+74

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.53	0.567	0.32	0.181
Shots	3	4.293	0.699	0.08	0.056
Saves	1	2.21	0.452	0.15	0.068
Blocks	5	6.232	0.802	0.07	0.056
Takeaways	5	3.425	1.46	0.12	0.175
Passes	9	19.503	0.461	0.08	0.037
Faceoff win rate	1	0.502	1.99	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.633 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.745 → ×100 = 74.47 → 74

Offensive5.47

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.057	0.103	0.4	1.733
Shooting %	0.333	0.453	0.2	0.993
Assists per pass	0.111	0.091	0.4	2.744

Σ contribution = 5.47

Defensive6.38

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.21	4.005	0.3	1.202
Blocks	5	6.232	5.219	0.2	1.044
Takeaways	5	3.425	7.719	0.25	1.93
Goals conceded	3	5.602	8.8	0.25	2.2

Σ contribution = 6.376

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

RIGSjr Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.94	1.88	0.23	0.563	0.129
Assists	1	1.78	1.66	0.19	-0.47	-0.089
Shots	7	4.29	3.33	0.09	0.812	0.073
Passes	6	19.5	8.46	0.08	-1.596	-0.128
Saves	1	2.21	2.56	0.19	-0.473	-0.09
Blocks	4	6.23	3.8	0.11	-0.588	-0.065
Takeaways	1	3.43	3.04	0.11	-0.798	-0.088

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.257 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.486, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 5.5

Pucker+82

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.53	1.133	0.32	0.363
Shots	7	4.293	1.631	0.08	0.13
Saves	1	2.21	0.452	0.15	0.068
Blocks	4	6.232	0.642	0.07	0.045
Takeaways	1	3.425	0.292	0.12	0.035
Passes	6	19.503	0.308	0.08	0.025
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.502	0.995	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.695 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.818 → ×100 = 81.8 → 82

Offensive8.64

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	1	0.103	0.4	4
Shooting %	0.429	0.453	0.2	1.157
Assists per pass	0.167	0.091	0.4	3.486

Σ contribution = 8.643

Defensive5.22

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.21	4.005	0.3	1.202
Blocks	4	6.232	4.626	0.2	0.925
Takeaways	1	3.425	3.562	0.25	0.891
Goals conceded	3	5.602	8.8	0.25	2.2

Σ contribution = 5.218

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.94	1.88	0.23	-0.504	-0.116
Assists	4	1.78	1.66	0.19	1.339	0.254
Shots	6	4.29	3.33	0.09	0.512	0.046
Passes	15	19.5	8.46	0.08	-0.532	-0.043
Saves	3	2.21	2.56	0.19	0.309	0.059
Blocks	7	6.23	3.8	0.11	0.202	0.022
Takeaways	4	3.43	3.04	0.11	0.189	0.021

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.244 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.488, then −0.2 cold shooting → 6.3

Pucker+111

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4.5	3.53	1.275	0.32	0.408
Shots	6	4.293	1.398	0.08	0.112
Saves	3	2.21	1.357	0.15	0.204
Blocks	7	6.232	1.123	0.07	0.079
Takeaways	4	3.425	1.168	0.12	0.14
Passes	15	19.503	0.769	0.08	0.062
Faceoff win rate	0	0.502	0	0.03	0

Σ 1.004 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.181 − 0.07 turnover penalty = 1.111 → ×100 = 111.03 → 111

Offensive8.43

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.227	0.103	0.4	3.74
Shooting %	0.167	0.453	0.2	0.752
Assists per pass	0.267	0.091	0.4	3.933

Σ contribution = 8.425

Defensive7.38

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.21	7.372	0.3	2.212
Blocks	7	6.232	6.49	0.2	1.298
Takeaways	4	3.425	6.665	0.25	1.666
Goals conceded	3	5.602	8.8	0.25	2.2

Σ contribution = 7.376

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

papi tef Vader Wookies

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.94	1.88	0.23	-1.037	-0.238
Assists	3	1.78	1.66	0.19	0.736	0.14
Shots	1	4.29	3.33	0.09	-0.987	-0.089
Passes	12	19.5	8.46	0.08	-0.887	-0.071
Saves	4	2.21	2.56	0.19	0.7	0.133
Blocks	4	6.23	3.8	0.11	-0.588	-0.065
Takeaways	3	3.43	3.04	0.11	-0.14	-0.015

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.205 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.589, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.4

Pucker+94

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.53	0.85	0.32	0.272
Shots	1	4.293	0.233	0.08	0.019
Saves	4	2.21	1.81	0.15	0.271
Blocks	4	6.232	0.642	0.07	0.045
Takeaways	3	3.425	0.876	0.12	0.105
Passes	12	19.503	0.615	0.08	0.049
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.502	1.327	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.801 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.942 → ×100 = 94.25 → 94

Offensive6.07

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.044	0.103	0.4	1.575
Shooting %	0	0.453	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.25	0.091	0.4	3.905

Σ contribution = 6.07

Defensive6.53

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	4	2.21	8.678	0.3	2.604
Blocks	4	6.232	4.626	0.2	0.925
Takeaways	3	3.425	5.506	0.25	1.376
Goals conceded	5	5.602	6.479	0.25	1.62

Σ contribution = 6.525

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Faceguy [ >:) ] Vader Wookies

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.94	1.88	0.23	0.029	0.007
Assists	0	1.78	1.66	0.19	-1.073	-0.204
Shots	8	4.29	3.33	0.09	1.112	0.1
Passes	14	19.5	8.46	0.08	-0.65	-0.052
Saves	1	2.21	2.56	0.19	-0.473	-0.09
Blocks	5	6.23	3.8	0.11	-0.325	-0.036
Takeaways	4	3.43	3.04	0.11	0.189	0.021

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.254 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.492, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 5.0

Pucker+61

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.53	0.567	0.32	0.181
Shots	8	4.293	1.864	0.08	0.149
Saves	1	2.21	0.452	0.15	0.068
Blocks	5	6.232	0.802	0.07	0.056
Takeaways	4	3.425	1.168	0.12	0.14
Passes	14	19.503	0.718	0.08	0.057
Faceoff win rate	0	0.502	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.652 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.767 − 0.159 turnover penalty = 0.608 → ×100 = 60.85 → 61

Offensive4.68

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.118	0.103	0.4	2.631
Shooting %	0.25	0.453	0.2	0.864
Assists per pass	0	0.091	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.676

Defensive5.53

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.21	4.005	0.3	1.202
Blocks	5	6.232	5.219	0.2	1.044
Takeaways	4	3.425	6.665	0.25	1.666
Goals conceded	5	5.602	6.479	0.25	1.62

Σ contribution = 5.532

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Ghostwalker Vader Wookies

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.94	1.88	0.23	-0.504	-0.116
Assists	2	1.78	1.66	0.19	0.133	0.025
Shots	1	4.29	3.33	0.09	-0.987	-0.089
Passes	16	19.5	8.46	0.08	-0.414	-0.033
Saves	1	2.21	2.56	0.19	-0.473	-0.09
Blocks	2	6.23	3.8	0.11	-1.115	-0.123
Takeaways	0	3.43	3.04	0.11	-1.127	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.549 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.902, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.2

Pucker+44

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.53	0.567	0.32	0.181
Shots	1	4.293	0.233	0.08	0.019
Saves	1	2.21	0.452	0.15	0.068
Blocks	2	6.232	0.321	0.07	0.022
Takeaways	0	3.425	0	0.12	0
Passes	16	19.503	0.82	0.08	0.066
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.502	1.327	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.396 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.466 − 0.026 turnover penalty = 0.44 → ×100 = 43.92 → 44

Offensive8.83

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.429	0.103	0.4	3.994
Shooting %	1	0.453	0.2	1.869
Assists per pass	0.125	0.091	0.4	2.967

Σ contribution = 8.83

Defensive4.29

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.21	4.005	0.3	1.202
Blocks	2	6.232	3.636	0.2	0.727
Takeaways	0	3.425	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	5	5.602	6.479	0.25	1.62

Σ contribution = 4.287

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.