Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Vader Eastern Attackers

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May 22, 2026 · Blade Cup Playoffs · The Waffle Iron

MVP Gronk · 8.8 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsVader Eastern Attackers

13Shots1326

20Saves182

11Faceoffs won29

15Takeaways213

13Turnovers↓215

24Blocks168

49Passes54103

1:27Possession0:372:04

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Echo	2	5	7	2	3	5	1	7	6	3	22	0:34	130	9.53	6.44
Gronk	8	2	10	10	3	3	3	3	3	12	16	0:19	178	8.84	6.55
Dionysus	1	1	2	1	14	3	5	5	4	9	11	0:34	149	6.23	7.92

Vader Eastern Attackers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Skiztastic	2	2	4	8	1	1	4	0	4	1	36	0:18	75	6.56	3.61
Jakee	4	1	5	16	1	4	5	12	6	6	38	1:33	151	4.09	5.92
Akakattack	0	2	2	2	0	4	2	1	5	1	29	0:13	42	6.01	3.50

Echo Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.08	1.84	0.23	-0.045	-0.01
Assists	5	1.86	1.41	0.19	2.23	0.424
Shots	2	4.85	3.24	0.09	-0.878	-0.079
Passes	22	21.62	8.85	0.08	0.042	0.003
Saves	3	2.76	2.89	0.19	0.082	0.015
Blocks	3	5.71	3.54	0.11	-0.765	-0.084
Takeaways	7	3.93	3.33	0.11	0.921	0.101

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.371 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.741, then +0.4 playmaker, +0.25 hot shooting, −0.3 turnovers → 7.1

Pucker+130

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7	3.736	1.874	0.32	0.6
Shots	2	4.847	0.413	0.08	0.033
Saves	3	2.764	1.085	0.15	0.163
Blocks	3	5.708	0.526	0.07	0.037
Takeaways	7	3.931	1.781	0.12	0.214
Passes	22	21.625	1.017	0.08	0.081
Faceoff win rate	0.833	0.5	1.667	0.03	0.05

Σ 1.177 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.385 − 0.081 turnover penalty = 1.304 → ×100 = 130.44 → 130

Offensive9.53

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.206	0.092	0.4	3.75
Shooting %	1	0.43	0.2	1.895
Assists per pass	0.227	0.086	0.4	3.884

Σ contribution = 9.529

Defensive6.44

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.764	6.341	0.3	1.902
Blocks	3	5.708	4.233	0.2	0.847
Takeaways	7	3.931	8.613	0.25	2.153
Goals conceded	6	6.208	6.139	0.25	1.535

Σ contribution = 6.437

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	8	2.08	1.84	0.23	3.208	0.738
Assists	2	1.86	1.41	0.19	0.099	0.019
Shots	10	4.85	3.24	0.09	1.588	0.143
Passes	16	21.62	8.85	0.08	-0.636	-0.051
Saves	3	2.76	2.89	0.19	0.082	0.015
Blocks	12	5.71	3.54	0.11	1.776	0.195
Takeaways	3	3.93	3.33	0.11	-0.279	-0.031

6.0 + clip(Σ 1.029 × 2, −3 to 3) = 8.058, then +0.5 hat trick, +0.25 hot shooting → 8.8

Pucker+178

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	10	3.736	2.677	0.32	0.857
Shots	10	4.847	2.063	0.08	0.165
Saves	3	2.764	1.085	0.15	0.163
Blocks	12	5.708	2.102	0.07	0.147
Takeaways	3	3.931	0.763	0.12	0.092
Passes	16	21.625	0.74	0.08	0.059
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 1.512 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.779 → ×100 = 177.92 → 178

Offensive8.84

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.526	0.092	0.4	4
Shooting %	0.8	0.43	0.2	1.758
Assists per pass	0.125	0.086	0.4	3.078

Σ contribution = 8.835

Defensive6.55

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.764	6.341	0.3	1.902
Blocks	12	5.708	9.205	0.2	1.841
Takeaways	3	3.931	5.07	0.25	1.268
Goals conceded	6	6.208	6.139	0.25	1.535

Σ contribution = 6.546

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.08	1.84	0.23	-0.587	-0.135
Assists	1	1.86	1.41	0.19	-0.612	-0.116
Shots	1	4.85	3.24	0.09	-1.186	-0.107
Passes	11	21.62	8.85	0.08	-1.201	-0.096
Saves	14	2.76	2.89	0.19	3.881	0.737
Blocks	9	5.71	3.54	0.11	0.929	0.102
Takeaways	5	3.93	3.33	0.11	0.321	0.035

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.421 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.842, then +0.35 saves, +0.25 hot shooting → 7.4

Pucker+149

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.736	0.535	0.32	0.171
Shots	1	4.847	0.206	0.08	0.017
Saves	14	2.764	5.065	0.15	0.76
Blocks	9	5.708	1.577	0.07	0.11
Takeaways	5	3.931	1.272	0.12	0.153
Passes	11	21.625	0.509	0.08	0.041
Faceoff win rate	0.375	0.5	0.75	0.03	0.022

Σ 1.274 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.499 − 0.004 turnover penalty = 1.495 → ×100 = 149.49 → 149

Offensive6.23

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.059	0.092	0.4	1.845
Shooting %	1	0.43	0.2	1.895
Assists per pass	0.091	0.086	0.4	2.49

Σ contribution = 6.23

Defensive7.92

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	14	2.764	9.998	0.3	2.999
Blocks	9	5.708	8.081	0.2	1.616
Takeaways	5	3.931	7.062	0.25	1.766
Goals conceded	6	6.208	6.139	0.25	1.535

Σ contribution = 7.916

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Skiztastic Vader Eastern Attackers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.08	1.84	0.23	-0.045	-0.01
Assists	2	1.86	1.41	0.19	0.099	0.019
Shots	8	4.85	3.24	0.09	0.972	0.087
Passes	36	21.62	8.85	0.08	1.625	0.13
Saves	1	2.76	2.89	0.19	-0.609	-0.116
Blocks	1	5.71	3.54	0.11	-1.329	-0.146
Takeaways	0	3.93	3.33	0.11	-1.179	-0.13

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.166 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.668, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.3

Pucker+75

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.736	0.937	0.32	0.3
Shots	8	4.847	1.65	0.08	0.132
Saves	1	2.764	0.362	0.15	0.054
Blocks	1	5.708	0.175	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	0	3.931	0	0.12	0
Passes	36	21.625	1.665	0.08	0.133
Faceoff win rate	0.2	0.5	0.4	0.03	0.012

Σ 0.644 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.757 − 0.004 turnover penalty = 0.753 → ×100 = 75.34 → 75

Offensive6.56

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.222	0.092	0.4	3.821
Shooting %	0.25	0.43	0.2	0.884
Assists per pass	0.056	0.086	0.4	1.855

Σ contribution = 6.56

Defensive3.61

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.764	3.745	0.3	1.124
Blocks	1	5.708	3.289	0.2	0.658
Takeaways	0	3.931	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	11	6.208	4.36	0.25	1.09

Σ contribution = 3.61

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Jakee Vader Eastern Attackers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	2.08	1.84	0.23	1.039	0.239
Assists	1	1.86	1.41	0.19	-0.612	-0.116
Shots	16	4.85	3.24	0.09	3.438	0.309
Passes	38	21.62	8.85	0.08	1.851	0.148
Saves	1	2.76	2.89	0.19	-0.609	-0.116
Blocks	6	5.71	3.54	0.11	0.082	0.009
Takeaways	12	3.93	3.33	0.11	2.421	0.266

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.74 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.48, then +0.3 takeaways, −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 7.1

Pucker+151

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.736	1.338	0.32	0.428
Shots	16	4.847	3.301	0.08	0.264
Saves	1	2.764	0.362	0.15	0.054
Blocks	6	5.708	1.051	0.07	0.074
Takeaways	12	3.931	3.053	0.12	0.366
Passes	38	21.625	1.757	0.08	0.141
Faceoff win rate	0.444	0.5	0.889	0.03	0.027

Σ 1.354 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.593 − 0.081 turnover penalty = 1.512 → ×100 = 151.21 → 151

Offensive4.09

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.054	0.092	0.4	1.77
Shooting %	0.25	0.43	0.2	0.884
Assists per pass	0.026	0.086	0.4	1.439

Σ contribution = 4.092

Defensive5.92

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.764	3.745	0.3	1.124
Blocks	6	5.708	6.204	0.2	1.241
Takeaways	12	3.931	9.87	0.25	2.468
Goals conceded	11	6.208	4.36	0.25	1.09

Σ contribution = 5.923

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Akakattack Vader Eastern Attackers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.08	1.84	0.23	-1.13	-0.26
Assists	2	1.86	1.41	0.19	0.099	0.019
Shots	2	4.85	3.24	0.09	-0.878	-0.079
Passes	29	21.62	8.85	0.08	0.833	0.067
Saves	0	2.76	2.89	0.19	-0.955	-0.181
Blocks	1	5.71	3.54	0.11	-1.329	-0.146
Takeaways	1	3.93	3.33	0.11	-0.879	-0.097

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.678 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.645, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.2

Pucker+42

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.736	0.535	0.32	0.171
Shots	2	4.847	0.413	0.08	0.033
Saves	0	2.764	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.708	0.175	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	1	3.931	0.254	0.12	0.031
Passes	29	21.625	1.341	0.08	0.107
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.394 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.464 − 0.042 turnover penalty = 0.422 → ×100 = 42.18 → 42

Offensive6.01

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.154	0.092	0.4	3.336
Shooting %	0	0.43	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.069	0.086	0.4	2.086

Σ contribution = 6.013

Defensive3.50

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.764	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.708	3.289	0.2	0.658
Takeaways	1	3.931	3.47	0.25	0.867
Goals conceded	11	6.208	4.36	0.25	1.09

Σ contribution = 3.501

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.