Cowtown Ottawa Big Mouth Billy Bass vs Ottawa Drinkers

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May 25, 2026 · B Bowl Playoffs · Lester's Egg Emporium

MVP Dionysus · 6.9 performance rating

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Cowtown Ottawa Big Mouth Billy BassvsOttawa Drinkers

8Shots1119

13Saves103

7Faceoffs won7

18Takeaways117

17Turnovers↓118

20Blocks121

70Passes474

2:00Possession0:052:05

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Cowtown Ottawa Big Mouth Billy Bass

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Noob_Weapons	1	3	4	2	5	3	0	8	8	11	17	0:46	120	6.88	8.55
LessThanDennis	3	2	5	3	0	3	4	3	3	4	25	0:16	93	7.95	4.82
Dionysus	1	2	3	3	8	1	3	7	6	5	28	0:58	137	4.64	7.95

Ottawa Drinkers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Skiztastic	1	3	4	5	0	2	2	7	8	7	23	0	0:35	82	6.27	6.33
BroBurgota	2	2	4	4	2	2	2	7	1	11	26	0	0:49	123	5.39	7.54
Cozbee	3	2	5	10	1	3	3	3	9	3	25	1	0:41	91	5.69	5.22

Noob_Weapons Cowtown Ottawa Big Mouth Billy Bass

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.91	1.73	0.23	-0.525	-0.121
Assists	3	1.83	1.44	0.19	0.817	0.155
Shots	2	4.13	3.2	0.09	-0.666	-0.06
Passes	17	19.49	9.56	0.08	-0.261	-0.021
Saves	5	2.23	2.26	0.19	1.228	0.233
Blocks	11	5.77	3.43	0.11	1.523	0.168
Takeaways	8	3.36	2.88	0.11	1.609	0.177

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.531 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.063, then −0.3 turnovers → 6.8

Pucker+120

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.547	0.846	0.32	0.271
Shots	2	4.133	0.484	0.08	0.039
Saves	5	2.227	2.246	0.15	0.337
Blocks	11	5.773	1.905	0.07	0.133
Takeaways	8	3.36	2.381	0.12	0.286
Passes	17	19.493	0.872	0.08	0.07
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 1.195 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.406 − 0.209 turnover penalty = 1.197 → ×100 = 119.74 → 120

Offensive6.88

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.087	0.109	0.4	2.083
Shooting %	0.5	0.461	0.2	1.267
Assists per pass	0.176	0.094	0.4	3.533

Σ contribution = 6.883

Defensive8.55

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	5	2.227	9.388	0.3	2.816
Blocks	11	5.773	8.875	0.2	1.775
Takeaways	8	3.36	9.525	0.25	2.381
Goals conceded	6	6.48	6.319	0.25	1.58

Σ contribution = 8.552

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LessThanDennis Cowtown Ottawa Big Mouth Billy Bass

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.91	1.73	0.23	0.634	0.146
Assists	2	1.83	1.44	0.19	0.121	0.023
Shots	3	4.13	3.2	0.09	-0.354	-0.032
Passes	25	19.49	9.56	0.08	0.576	0.046
Saves	0	2.23	2.26	0.19	-0.986	-0.187
Blocks	4	5.77	3.43	0.11	-0.517	-0.057
Takeaways	3	3.36	2.88	0.11	-0.125	-0.014

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.075 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.85, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.1

Pucker+93

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.547	1.41	0.32	0.451
Shots	3	4.133	0.726	0.08	0.058
Saves	0	2.227	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.773	0.693	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	3	3.36	0.893	0.12	0.107
Passes	25	19.493	1.282	0.08	0.103
Faceoff win rate	0.429	0.5	0.857	0.03	0.026

Σ 0.793 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.933 → ×100 = 93.31 → 93

Offensive7.95

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.313	0.109	0.4	3.926
Shooting %	1	0.461	0.2	1.859
Assists per pass	0.08	0.094	0.4	2.168

Σ contribution = 7.953

Defensive4.82

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.227	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.773	4.809	0.2	0.962
Takeaways	3	3.36	5.573	0.25	1.393
Goals conceded	6	6.48	6.319	0.25	1.58

Σ contribution = 4.821

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Cowtown Ottawa Big Mouth Billy Bass

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.91	1.73	0.23	-0.525	-0.121
Assists	2	1.83	1.44	0.19	0.121	0.023
Shots	3	4.13	3.2	0.09	-0.354	-0.032
Passes	28	19.49	9.56	0.08	0.89	0.071
Saves	8	2.23	2.26	0.19	2.557	0.486
Blocks	5	5.77	3.43	0.11	-0.225	-0.025
Takeaways	7	3.36	2.88	0.11	1.262	0.139

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.541 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.083, then +0.35 saves, −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 6.9

Pucker+137

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2.5	3.547	0.705	0.32	0.226
Shots	3	4.133	0.726	0.08	0.058
Saves	8	2.227	3.593	0.15	0.539
Blocks	5	5.773	0.866	0.07	0.061
Takeaways	7	3.36	2.083	0.12	0.25
Passes	28	19.493	1.436	0.08	0.115
Faceoff win rate	0.25	0.5	0.5	0.03	0.015

Σ 1.263 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.486 − 0.119 turnover penalty = 1.367 → ×100 = 136.71 → 137

Offensive4.64

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.052	0.109	0.4	1.63
Shooting %	0.333	0.461	0.2	0.984
Assists per pass	0.071	0.094	0.4	2.027

Σ contribution = 4.64

Defensive7.95

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	8	2.227	9.955	0.3	2.987
Blocks	5	5.773	5.467	0.2	1.093
Takeaways	7	3.36	9.178	0.25	2.294
Goals conceded	6	6.48	6.319	0.25	1.58

Σ contribution = 7.954

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Skiztastic Ottawa Drinkers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.91	1.73	0.23	-0.525	-0.121
Assists	3	1.83	1.44	0.19	0.817	0.155
Shots	5	4.13	3.2	0.09	0.271	0.024
Passes	23	19.49	9.56	0.08	0.367	0.029
Saves	0	2.23	2.26	0.19	-0.986	-0.187
Blocks	7	5.77	3.43	0.11	0.358	0.039
Takeaways	7	3.36	2.88	0.11	1.262	0.139

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.079 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.158, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 5.7

Pucker+82

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.547	0.987	0.32	0.316
Shots	5	4.133	1.21	0.08	0.097
Saves	0	2.227	0	0.15	0
Blocks	7	5.773	1.212	0.07	0.085
Takeaways	7	3.36	2.083	0.12	0.25
Passes	23	19.493	1.18	0.08	0.094
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.872 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.026 − 0.209 turnover penalty = 0.817 → ×100 = 81.71 → 82

Offensive6.27

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.114	0.109	0.4	2.481
Shooting %	0.2	0.461	0.2	0.79
Assists per pass	0.13	0.094	0.4	2.997

Σ contribution = 6.268

Defensive6.33

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.227	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	7	5.773	6.837	0.2	1.367
Takeaways	7	3.36	9.178	0.25	2.294
Goals conceded	5	6.48	7.151	0.25	1.788

Σ contribution = 6.335

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

BroBurgota Ottawa Drinkers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.91	1.73	0.23	0.054	0.012
Assists	2	1.83	1.44	0.19	0.121	0.023
Shots	4	4.13	3.2	0.09	-0.042	-0.004
Passes	26	19.49	9.56	0.08	0.681	0.054
Saves	2	2.23	2.26	0.19	-0.1	-0.019
Blocks	11	5.77	3.43	0.11	1.523	0.168
Takeaways	7	3.36	2.88	0.11	1.262	0.139

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.373 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.747, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.7

Pucker+123

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.547	0.987	0.32	0.316
Shots	4	4.133	0.968	0.08	0.077
Saves	2	2.227	0.898	0.15	0.135
Blocks	11	5.773	1.905	0.07	0.133
Takeaways	7	3.36	2.083	0.12	0.25
Passes	26	19.493	1.334	0.08	0.107
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 1.048 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.233 → ×100 = 123.3 → 123

Offensive5.39

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.082	0.109	0.4	2.009
Shooting %	0.5	0.461	0.2	1.267
Assists per pass	0.077	0.094	0.4	2.116

Σ contribution = 5.392

Defensive7.54

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.227	5.594	0.3	1.678
Blocks	11	5.773	8.875	0.2	1.775
Takeaways	7	3.36	9.178	0.25	2.294
Goals conceded	5	6.48	7.151	0.25	1.788

Σ contribution = 7.535

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Cozbee Ottawa Drinkers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.91	1.73	0.23	0.634	0.146
Assists	2	1.83	1.44	0.19	0.121	0.023
Shots	10	4.13	3.2	0.09	1.832	0.165
Passes	25	19.49	9.56	0.08	0.576	0.046
Saves	1	2.23	2.26	0.19	-0.543	-0.103
Blocks	3	5.77	3.43	0.11	-0.808	-0.089
Takeaways	3	3.36	2.88	0.11	-0.125	-0.014

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.174 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.348, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 5.8

Pucker+91

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.547	1.41	0.32	0.451
Shots	10	4.133	2.419	0.08	0.194
Saves	1	2.227	0.449	0.15	0.067
Blocks	3	5.773	0.52	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	3	3.36	0.893	0.12	0.107
Passes	25	19.493	1.282	0.08	0.103
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.988 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.163 − 0.253 turnover penalty = 0.91 → ×100 = 90.92 → 91

Offensive5.69

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.122	0.109	0.4	2.593
Shooting %	0.3	0.461	0.2	0.931
Assists per pass	0.08	0.094	0.4	2.168

Σ contribution = 5.691

Defensive5.22

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.227	3.995	0.3	1.199
Blocks	3	5.773	4.214	0.2	0.843
Takeaways	3	3.36	5.573	0.25	1.393
Goals conceded	5	6.48	7.151	0.25	1.788

Σ contribution = 5.223

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.