Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Delco Dog Dads

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May 12, 2026 · Challenger Division · The Waffle Iron

MVP Gronk · 8.1 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsDelco Dog Dads

9Shots615

10Saves82

3Faceoffs won811

8Takeaways715

15Turnovers↓78

18Blocks216

61Passes2081

1:46Possession1:223:08

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
GiraffeKiller	0	1	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	5	0:02	16	8.13	4.13
Echo	2	0	2	3	0	1	2	3	5	0	6	0:16	40	5.15	4.84
Securitron MK II	0	2	2	0	1	0	0	0	2	0	10	0:08	38	7.82	4.45
Gronk	5	2	7	6	6	2	3	2	5	9	22	0:26	172	7.63	7.63
Dionysus	0	4	4	0	3	0	5	3	3	8	18	0:54	103	6.10	7.31

Delco Dog Dads

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
drewiou	1	1	2	5	2	7	2	0	3	5	28	0:21	77	4.34	5.19
Kavorka	3	2	5	3	0	3	0	1	1	4	23	0:21	95	7.57	4.25
The Real Teddy Blueger	1	2	3	7	0	1	1	14	4	7	30	2:26	144	3.86	6.25

GiraffeKiller Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.964	-0.222
Assists	1	1.73	1.58	0.19	-0.463	-0.088
Shots	0	3.7	3.12	0.09	-1.186	-0.107
Passes	5	16.39	8.25	0.08	-1.381	-0.11
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	1	5.62	4.19	0.11	-1.103	-0.121
Takeaways	0	2.96	2.93	0.11	-1.012	-0.111

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.919 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.163, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.2

Pucker+16

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.345	0.299	0.32	0.096
Shots	0	3.701	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.624	0.178	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	0	2.959	0	0.12	0
Passes	5	16.391	0.305	0.08	0.024
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.133 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.156 → ×100 = 15.59 → 16

Offensive8.13

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.5	0.119	0.4	3.995
Shooting %	0	0.487	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.2	0.106	0.4	3.541

Σ contribution = 8.127

Defensive4.13

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.624	3.295	0.2	0.659
Takeaways	0	2.959	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	5	6.812	7.389	0.25	1.847

Σ contribution = 4.13

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Echo Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.106	0.024
Assists	0	1.73	1.58	0.19	-1.096	-0.208
Shots	3	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.225	-0.02
Passes	6	16.39	8.25	0.08	-1.26	-0.101
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	0	5.62	4.19	0.11	-1.341	-0.148
Takeaways	3	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.014	0.002

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.61 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.78, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.0

Pucker+40

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.345	0.598	0.32	0.191
Shots	3	3.701	0.811	0.08	0.065
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	0	5.624	0	0.07	0
Takeaways	3	2.959	1.014	0.12	0.122
Passes	6	16.391	0.366	0.08	0.029
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.427 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.502 − 0.105 turnover penalty = 0.397 → ×100 = 39.77 → 40

Offensive5.15

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.125	0.119	0.4	2.484
Shooting %	0.667	0.487	0.2	1.482
Assists per pass	0	0.106	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 5.148

Defensive4.84

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	0	5.624	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	3	2.959	6.055	0.25	1.514
Goals conceded	5	6.812	7.389	0.25	1.847

Σ contribution = 4.838

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Securitron MK II Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.964	-0.222
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	0	3.7	3.12	0.09	-1.186	-0.107
Passes	10	16.39	8.25	0.08	-0.775	-0.062
Saves	1	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.396	-0.075
Blocks	0	5.62	4.19	0.11	-1.341	-0.148
Takeaways	0	2.96	2.93	0.11	-1.012	-0.111

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.692 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.616, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.6

Pucker+38

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.345	0.598	0.32	0.191
Shots	0	3.701	0	0.08	0
Saves	1	1.898	0.527	0.15	0.079
Blocks	0	5.624	0	0.07	0
Takeaways	0	2.959	0	0.12	0
Passes	10	16.391	0.61	0.08	0.049
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.319 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.375 → ×100 = 37.55 → 38

Offensive7.82

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.25	0.119	0.4	3.684
Shooting %	0	0.487	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.2	0.106	0.4	3.541

Σ contribution = 7.816

Defensive4.45

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	1.898	4.237	0.3	1.271
Blocks	0	5.624	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	0	2.959	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	5	6.812	7.389	0.25	1.847

Σ contribution = 4.447

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	5	1.8	1.87	0.23	1.71	0.393
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	6	3.7	3.12	0.09	0.737	0.066
Passes	22	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.68	0.054
Saves	6	1.9	2.27	0.19	1.809	0.344
Blocks	9	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.805	0.089
Takeaways	2	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.328	-0.036

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.943 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.885, then +0.25 hot shooting → 8.1

Pucker+172

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6.5	3.345	1.943	0.32	0.622
Shots	6	3.701	1.621	0.08	0.13
Saves	6	1.898	3.16	0.15	0.474
Blocks	9	5.624	1.6	0.07	0.112
Takeaways	2	2.959	0.676	0.12	0.081
Passes	22	16.391	1.342	0.08	0.107
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 1.55 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.824 − 0.105 turnover penalty = 1.719 → ×100 = 171.89 → 172

Offensive7.63

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.269	0.119	0.4	3.765
Shooting %	0.833	0.487	0.2	1.689
Assists per pass	0.091	0.106	0.4	2.179

Σ contribution = 7.633

Defensive7.63

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	1.898	9.895	0.3	2.969
Blocks	9	5.624	8.149	0.2	1.63
Takeaways	2	2.959	4.747	0.25	1.187
Goals conceded	5	6.812	7.389	0.25	1.847

Σ contribution = 7.633

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.964	-0.222
Assists	4	1.73	1.58	0.19	1.437	0.273
Shots	0	3.7	3.12	0.09	-1.186	-0.107
Passes	18	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.195	0.016
Saves	3	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.486	0.092
Blocks	8	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.567	0.062
Takeaways	3	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.014	0.002

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.116 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.233, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.2

Pucker+103

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.345	1.046	0.32	0.335
Shots	0	3.701	0	0.08	0
Saves	3	1.898	1.58	0.15	0.237
Blocks	8	5.624	1.422	0.07	0.1
Takeaways	3	2.959	1.014	0.12	0.122
Passes	18	16.391	1.098	0.08	0.088
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.881 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.036 − 0.003 turnover penalty = 1.033 → ×100 = 103.35 → 103

Offensive6.10

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.074	0.119	0.4	1.825
Shooting %	0	0.487	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.222	0.106	0.4	3.683

Σ contribution = 6.099

Defensive7.31

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	1.898	8.091	0.3	2.427
Blocks	8	5.624	7.596	0.2	1.519
Takeaways	3	2.959	6.055	0.25	1.514
Goals conceded	5	6.812	7.389	0.25	1.847

Σ contribution = 7.307

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

drewiou Delco Dog Dads

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.429	-0.099
Assists	1	1.73	1.58	0.19	-0.463	-0.088
Shots	5	3.7	3.12	0.09	0.417	0.037
Passes	28	16.39	8.25	0.08	1.408	0.113
Saves	2	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.045	0.009
Blocks	5	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.149	-0.016
Takeaways	0	2.96	2.93	0.11	-1.012	-0.111

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.156 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.689, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.5

Pucker+77

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1.5	3.345	0.448	0.32	0.143
Shots	5	3.701	1.351	0.08	0.108
Saves	2	1.898	1.053	0.15	0.158
Blocks	5	5.624	0.889	0.07	0.062
Takeaways	0	2.959	0	0.12	0
Passes	28	16.391	1.708	0.08	0.137
Faceoff win rate	0.778	0.5	1.556	0.03	0.047

Σ 0.655 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.771 − 0.003 turnover penalty = 0.768 → ×100 = 76.79 → 77

Offensive4.34

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.095	0.119	0.4	2.087
Shooting %	0.2	0.487	0.2	0.776
Assists per pass	0.036	0.106	0.4	1.473

Σ contribution = 4.337

Defensive5.19

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	1.898	6.214	0.3	1.864
Blocks	5	5.624	5.558	0.2	1.112
Takeaways	0	2.959	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 5.187

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Kavorka Delco Dog Dads

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.641	0.147
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	3	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.225	-0.02
Passes	23	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.801	0.064
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	4	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.387	-0.043
Takeaways	1	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.67	-0.074

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.052 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.897, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.1

Pucker+95

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.345	1.495	0.32	0.478
Shots	3	3.701	0.811	0.08	0.065
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.624	0.711	0.07	0.05
Takeaways	1	2.959	0.338	0.12	0.041
Passes	23	16.391	1.403	0.08	0.112
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.806 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.948 → ×100 = 94.79 → 95

Offensive7.57

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.238	0.119	0.4	3.622
Shooting %	1	0.487	0.2	1.827
Assists per pass	0.087	0.106	0.4	2.12

Σ contribution = 7.569

Defensive4.25

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.624	4.876	0.2	0.975
Takeaways	1	2.959	3.681	0.25	0.92
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 4.254

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

The Real Teddy Blueger Delco Dog Dads

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.429	-0.099
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	7	3.7	3.12	0.09	1.058	0.095
Passes	30	16.39	8.25	0.08	1.65	0.132
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	7	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.328	0.036
Takeaways	14	2.96	2.93	0.11	3.774	0.415

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.453 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.906, then +0.3 takeaways, −0.2 cold shooting → 7.0

Pucker+144

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.345	0.897	0.32	0.287
Shots	7	3.701	1.892	0.08	0.151
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	7	5.624	1.245	0.07	0.087
Takeaways	14	2.959	4.731	0.12	0.568
Passes	30	16.391	1.83	0.08	0.146
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 1.27 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.494 − 0.054 turnover penalty = 1.44 → ×100 = 143.98 → 144

Offensive3.86

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.021	0.119	0.4	1.314
Shooting %	0.143	0.487	0.2	0.713
Assists per pass	0.067	0.106	0.4	1.835

Σ contribution = 3.862

Defensive6.25

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	7	5.624	6.959	0.2	1.392
Takeaways	14	2.959	9.995	0.25	2.499
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 6.25

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.