Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Hoboken Huncho$

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Apr 28, 2026 · Challenger Division · The Waffle Iron

MVP Dionysus · 7.1 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsHoboken Huncho$

10Shots414

9Saves63

4Faceoffs won711

5Takeaways813

13Turnovers↓85

11Blocks920

74Passes3242

2:04Possession0:191:45

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
GiraffeKiller	1	1	2	1	2	2	4	1	3	3	27	0:34	65	4.97	5.48
Securitron MK II	4	2	6	6	1	2	4	1	5	3	23	0:23	106	7.34	4.89
Dionysus	2	2	4	3	6	0	3	3	5	5	24	1:07	128	5.21	7.44

Hoboken Huncho$

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Shloompa	4	1	5	8	0	2	1	4	2	4	13	0:29	114	6.28	5.17
Sylvatic	1	0	1	3	0	4	1	2	1	2	10	0:13	43	4.00	4.29
X(BingBong)	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	2	1	4	4	0:21	20	2.95	4.52
Nano	0	1	1	2	3	5	2	5	1	10	15	0:42	96	3.76	7.72

GiraffeKiller Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.429	-0.099
Assists	1	1.73	1.58	0.19	-0.463	-0.088
Shots	1	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.866	-0.078
Passes	27	16.39	8.25	0.08	1.286	0.103
Saves	2	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.045	0.009
Blocks	3	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.626	-0.069
Takeaways	1	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.67	-0.074

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.296 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.409, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.7

Pucker+65

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1.5	3.345	0.448	0.32	0.143
Shots	1	3.701	0.27	0.08	0.022
Saves	2	1.898	1.053	0.15	0.158
Blocks	3	5.624	0.533	0.07	0.037
Takeaways	1	2.959	0.338	0.12	0.041
Passes	27	16.391	1.647	0.08	0.132
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.553 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.65 − 0.003 turnover penalty = 0.647 → ×100 = 64.75 → 65

Offensive4.97

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.059	0.119	0.4	1.655
Shooting %	1	0.487	0.2	1.827
Assists per pass	0.037	0.106	0.4	1.486

Σ contribution = 4.968

Defensive5.48

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	1.898	6.214	0.3	1.864
Blocks	3	5.624	4.258	0.2	0.852
Takeaways	1	2.959	3.681	0.25	0.92
Goals conceded	5	6.812	7.389	0.25	1.847

Σ contribution = 5.483

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Securitron MK II Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	1.8	1.87	0.23	1.175	0.27
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	6	3.7	3.12	0.09	0.737	0.066
Passes	23	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.801	0.064
Saves	1	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.396	-0.075
Blocks	3	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.626	-0.069
Takeaways	1	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.67	-0.074

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.215 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.431, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.7

Pucker+106

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6	3.345	1.794	0.32	0.574
Shots	6	3.701	1.621	0.08	0.13
Saves	1	1.898	0.527	0.15	0.079
Blocks	3	5.624	0.533	0.07	0.037
Takeaways	1	2.959	0.338	0.12	0.041
Passes	23	16.391	1.403	0.08	0.112
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.993 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.168 − 0.105 turnover penalty = 1.063 → ×100 = 106.33 → 106

Offensive7.34

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.261	0.119	0.4	3.732
Shooting %	0.667	0.487	0.2	1.482
Assists per pass	0.087	0.106	0.4	2.12

Σ contribution = 7.335

Defensive4.89

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	1.898	4.237	0.3	1.271
Blocks	3	5.624	4.258	0.2	0.852
Takeaways	1	2.959	3.681	0.25	0.92
Goals conceded	5	6.812	7.389	0.25	1.847

Σ contribution = 4.89

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.106	0.024
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	3	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.225	-0.02
Passes	24	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.923	0.074
Saves	6	1.9	2.27	0.19	1.809	0.344
Blocks	5	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.149	-0.016
Takeaways	3	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.014	0.002

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.439 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.878, then +0.25 hot shooting → 7.1

Pucker+128

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.345	1.046	0.32	0.335
Shots	3	3.701	0.811	0.08	0.065
Saves	6	1.898	3.16	0.15	0.474
Blocks	5	5.624	0.889	0.07	0.062
Takeaways	3	2.959	1.014	0.12	0.122
Passes	24	16.391	1.464	0.08	0.117
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 1.175 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.382 − 0.105 turnover penalty = 1.277 → ×100 = 127.73 → 128

Offensive5.21

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.06	0.119	0.4	1.664
Shooting %	0.667	0.487	0.2	1.482
Assists per pass	0.083	0.106	0.4	2.067

Σ contribution = 5.214

Defensive7.44

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	1.898	9.895	0.3	2.969
Blocks	5	5.624	5.558	0.2	1.112
Takeaways	3	2.959	6.055	0.25	1.514
Goals conceded	5	6.812	7.389	0.25	1.847

Σ contribution = 7.442

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Shloompa Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	1.8	1.87	0.23	1.175	0.27
Assists	1	1.73	1.58	0.19	-0.463	-0.088
Shots	8	3.7	3.12	0.09	1.378	0.124
Passes	13	16.39	8.25	0.08	-0.411	-0.033
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	4	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.387	-0.043
Takeaways	4	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.356	0.039

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.111 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.222, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.2

Pucker+114

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.345	1.495	0.32	0.478
Shots	8	3.701	2.162	0.08	0.173
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.624	0.711	0.07	0.05
Takeaways	4	2.959	1.352	0.12	0.162
Passes	13	16.391	0.793	0.08	0.063
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.967 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.137 → ×100 = 113.73 → 114

Offensive6.28

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.172	0.119	0.4	3.078
Shooting %	0.5	0.487	0.2	1.221
Assists per pass	0.077	0.106	0.4	1.976

Σ contribution = 6.275

Defensive5.17

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.624	4.876	0.2	0.975
Takeaways	4	2.959	7.351	0.25	1.838
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 5.172

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Sylvatic Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.429	-0.099
Assists	0	1.73	1.58	0.19	-1.096	-0.208
Shots	3	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.225	-0.02
Passes	10	16.39	8.25	0.08	-0.775	-0.062
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	2	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.864	-0.095
Takeaways	2	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.328	-0.036

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.679 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.641, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.4

Pucker+43

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.345	0.299	0.32	0.096
Shots	3	3.701	0.811	0.08	0.065
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	5.624	0.356	0.07	0.025
Takeaways	2	2.959	0.676	0.12	0.081
Passes	10	16.391	0.61	0.08	0.049
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 0.363 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.427 → ×100 = 42.74 → 43

Offensive4.00

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.077	0.119	0.4	1.859
Shooting %	0.333	0.487	0.2	0.956
Assists per pass	0	0.106	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.996

Defensive4.29

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	5.624	3.728	0.2	0.746
Takeaways	2	2.959	4.747	0.25	1.187
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 4.292

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

X(BingBong) Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.964	-0.222
Assists	0	1.73	1.58	0.19	-1.096	-0.208
Shots	1	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.866	-0.078
Passes	4	16.39	8.25	0.08	-1.502	-0.12
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	4	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.387	-0.043
Takeaways	2	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.328	-0.036

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.866 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.268, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.1

Pucker+20

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.345	0	0.32	0
Shots	1	3.701	0.27	0.08	0.022
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.624	0.711	0.07	0.05
Takeaways	2	2.959	0.676	0.12	0.081
Passes	4	16.391	0.244	0.08	0.02
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.172 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.202 → ×100 = 20.24 → 20

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.119	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.487	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.106	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive4.52

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.624	4.876	0.2	0.975
Takeaways	2	2.959	4.747	0.25	1.187
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 4.521

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Nano Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.964	-0.222
Assists	1	1.73	1.58	0.19	-0.463	-0.088
Shots	2	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.545	-0.049
Passes	15	16.39	8.25	0.08	-0.169	-0.013
Saves	3	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.486	0.092
Blocks	10	5.62	4.19	0.11	1.044	0.115
Takeaways	5	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.697	0.077

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.088 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.823, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.6

Pucker+96

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.345	0.299	0.32	0.096
Shots	2	3.701	0.54	0.08	0.043
Saves	3	1.898	1.58	0.15	0.237
Blocks	10	5.624	1.778	0.07	0.124
Takeaways	5	2.959	1.69	0.12	0.203
Passes	15	16.391	0.915	0.08	0.073
Faceoff win rate	0.714	0.5	1.429	0.03	0.043

Σ 0.819 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.964 → ×100 = 96.38 → 96

Offensive3.76

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.024	0.119	0.4	1.338
Shooting %	0	0.487	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.067	0.106	0.4	1.835

Σ contribution = 3.764

Defensive7.72

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	1.898	8.091	0.3	2.427
Blocks	10	5.624	8.606	0.2	1.721
Takeaways	5	2.959	8.391	0.25	2.098
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 7.719

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.