Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Barrie Bag Chasers

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Apr 13, 2026 · Challenger Division · The Waffle Iron

MVP Looees · 8.6 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsBarrie Bag Chasers

16Shots622

11Saves38

9Faceoffs won312

8Takeaways26

5Turnovers↓38

29Blocks1019

55Passes352

1:35Possession0:292:04

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
GiraffeKiller	3	3	6	5	3	4	1	1	1	5	17	0:14	130	8.70	5.60
Gronk	3	5	8	6	2	2	3	5	2	7	18	0:36	166	8.63	6.49
Dionysus	2	3	5	5	6	3	8	2	2	17	20	0:45	167	6.39	7.26

Barrie Bag Chasers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
semen slayer	2	4	6	7	0	3	4	2	2	6	22	0:10	119	8.27	4.68
Doug	1	3	4	2	6	4	3	1	4	6	9	1:09	118	6.83	6.50
Looees	8	1	9	13	2	5	2	3	2	7	21	0:45	195	6.36	6.12

GiraffeKiller Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.641	0.147
Assists	3	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.804	0.153
Shots	5	3.7	3.12	0.09	0.417	0.037
Passes	17	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.074	0.006
Saves	3	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.486	0.092
Blocks	5	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.149	-0.016
Takeaways	1	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.67	-0.074

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.346 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.691, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 6.7

Pucker+130

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5.5	3.345	1.644	0.32	0.526
Shots	5	3.701	1.351	0.08	0.108
Saves	3	1.898	1.58	0.15	0.237
Blocks	5	5.624	0.889	0.07	0.062
Takeaways	1	2.959	0.338	0.12	0.041
Passes	17	16.391	1.037	0.08	0.083
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 1.105 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.3 → ×100 = 130 → 130

Offensive8.70

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.429	0.119	0.4	3.983
Shooting %	0.6	0.487	0.2	1.382
Assists per pass	0.176	0.106	0.4	3.337

Σ contribution = 8.702

Defensive5.60

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	1.898	8.091	0.3	2.427
Blocks	5	5.624	5.558	0.2	1.112
Takeaways	1	2.959	3.681	0.25	0.92
Goals conceded	11	6.812	4.547	0.25	1.137

Σ contribution = 5.596

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.641	0.147
Assists	5	1.73	1.58	0.19	2.07	0.393
Shots	6	3.7	3.12	0.09	0.737	0.066
Passes	18	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.195	0.016
Saves	2	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.045	0.009
Blocks	7	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.328	0.036
Takeaways	5	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.697	0.077

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.744 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.488, then +0.4 playmaker, −0.2 goals against → 7.7

Pucker+166

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7.5	3.345	2.242	0.32	0.717
Shots	6	3.701	1.621	0.08	0.13
Saves	2	1.898	1.053	0.15	0.158
Blocks	7	5.624	1.245	0.07	0.087
Takeaways	5	2.959	1.69	0.12	0.203
Passes	18	16.391	1.098	0.08	0.088
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 1.407 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.655 → ×100 = 165.52 → 166

Offensive8.63

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.222	0.119	0.4	3.523
Shooting %	0.5	0.487	0.2	1.221
Assists per pass	0.278	0.106	0.4	3.882

Σ contribution = 8.627

Defensive6.49

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	1.898	6.214	0.3	1.864
Blocks	7	5.624	6.959	0.2	1.392
Takeaways	5	2.959	8.391	0.25	2.098
Goals conceded	11	6.812	4.547	0.25	1.137

Σ contribution = 6.491

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.106	0.024
Assists	3	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.804	0.153
Shots	5	3.7	3.12	0.09	0.417	0.037
Passes	20	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.438	0.035
Saves	6	1.9	2.27	0.19	1.809	0.344
Blocks	17	5.62	4.19	0.11	2.713	0.298
Takeaways	2	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.328	-0.036

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.856 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.711, then +0.3 blocks, −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 7.6

Pucker+167

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4.5	3.345	1.345	0.32	0.43
Shots	5	3.701	1.351	0.08	0.108
Saves	6	1.898	3.16	0.15	0.474
Blocks	17	5.624	3.023	0.07	0.212
Takeaways	2	2.959	0.676	0.12	0.081
Passes	20	16.391	1.22	0.08	0.098
Faceoff win rate	0.273	0.5	0.545	0.03	0.016

Σ 1.419 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.67 → ×100 = 166.97 → 167

Offensive6.39

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.111	0.119	0.4	2.297
Shooting %	0.4	0.487	0.2	1.059
Assists per pass	0.15	0.106	0.4	3.036

Σ contribution = 6.392

Defensive7.26

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	1.898	9.895	0.3	2.969
Blocks	17	5.624	9.862	0.2	1.972
Takeaways	2	2.959	4.747	0.25	1.187
Goals conceded	11	6.812	4.547	0.25	1.137

Σ contribution = 7.265

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

semen slayer Barrie Bag Chasers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.106	0.024
Assists	4	1.73	1.58	0.19	1.437	0.273
Shots	7	3.7	3.12	0.09	1.058	0.095
Passes	22	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.68	0.054
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	6	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.09	0.01
Takeaways	2	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.328	-0.036

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.262 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.523, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 6.1

Pucker+119

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6	3.345	1.794	0.32	0.574
Shots	7	3.701	1.892	0.08	0.151
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	6	5.624	1.067	0.07	0.075
Takeaways	2	2.959	0.676	0.12	0.081
Passes	22	16.391	1.342	0.08	0.107
Faceoff win rate	0.429	0.5	0.857	0.03	0.026

Σ 1.014 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.193 → ×100 = 119.31 → 119

Offensive8.27

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.6	0.119	0.4	3.999
Shooting %	0.286	0.487	0.2	0.887
Assists per pass	0.182	0.106	0.4	3.389

Σ contribution = 8.275

Defensive4.68

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	6	5.624	6.267	0.2	1.253
Takeaways	2	2.959	4.747	0.25	1.187
Goals conceded	8	6.812	5.41	0.25	1.353

Σ contribution = 4.679

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Doug Barrie Bag Chasers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.429	-0.099
Assists	3	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.804	0.153
Shots	2	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.545	-0.049
Passes	9	16.39	8.25	0.08	-0.896	-0.072
Saves	6	1.9	2.27	0.19	1.809	0.344
Blocks	6	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.09	0.01
Takeaways	1	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.67	-0.074

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.213 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.426, then −0.2 goals against → 6.2

Pucker+118

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.345	1.046	0.32	0.335
Shots	2	3.701	0.54	0.08	0.043
Saves	6	1.898	3.16	0.15	0.474
Blocks	6	5.624	1.067	0.07	0.075
Takeaways	1	2.959	0.338	0.12	0.041
Passes	9	16.391	0.549	0.08	0.044
Faceoff win rate	0.571	0.5	1.143	0.03	0.034

Σ 1.046 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.23 − 0.054 turnover penalty = 1.176 → ×100 = 117.63 → 118

Offensive6.83

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.058	0.119	0.4	1.646
Shooting %	0.5	0.487	0.2	1.221
Assists per pass	0.333	0.106	0.4	3.958

Σ contribution = 6.825

Defensive6.50

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	1.898	9.895	0.3	2.969
Blocks	6	5.624	6.267	0.2	1.253
Takeaways	1	2.959	3.681	0.25	0.92
Goals conceded	8	6.812	5.41	0.25	1.353

Σ contribution = 6.495

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Looees Barrie Bag Chasers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	8	1.8	1.87	0.23	3.315	0.762
Assists	1	1.73	1.58	0.19	-0.463	-0.088
Shots	13	3.7	3.12	0.09	2.981	0.268
Passes	21	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.559	0.045
Saves	2	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.045	0.009
Blocks	7	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.328	0.036
Takeaways	3	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.014	0.002

6.0 + clip(Σ 1.034 × 2, −3 to 3) = 8.067, then +0.5 hat trick, +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 8.6

Pucker+195

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	9	3.345	2.69	0.32	0.861
Shots	13	3.701	3.513	0.08	0.281
Saves	2	1.898	1.053	0.15	0.158
Blocks	7	5.624	1.245	0.07	0.087
Takeaways	3	2.959	1.014	0.12	0.122
Passes	21	16.391	1.281	0.08	0.102
Faceoff win rate	0.714	0.5	1.429	0.03	0.043

Σ 1.654 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.946 → ×100 = 194.6 → 195

Offensive6.36

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.2	0.119	0.4	3.351
Shooting %	0.615	0.487	0.2	1.406
Assists per pass	0.048	0.106	0.4	1.6

Σ contribution = 6.358

Defensive6.12

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	1.898	6.214	0.3	1.864
Blocks	7	5.624	6.959	0.2	1.392
Takeaways	3	2.959	6.055	0.25	1.514
Goals conceded	8	6.812	5.41	0.25	1.353

Σ contribution = 6.123

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.