Hoboken Huncho$ vs Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

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Apr 8, 2026 · Challenger Division · The Penthouse

MVP Gronk · 8.3 performance rating

Writing the recap…

Hoboken Huncho$vsPawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

13Shots215

8Saves17

10Faceoffs won55

5Takeaways510

9Turnovers↓45

27Blocks324

53Passes861

1:53Possession0:461:07

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Hoboken Huncho$

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Shloompa	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	3	0:14	6	2.95	3.87
Sylvatic	2	1	3	4	0	3	2	2	4	2	20	0:26	67	5.20	4.29
Nano	2	2	4	3	3	4	1	0	2	8	10	0:30	104	7.62	6.16
Withdrawals	2	2	4	6	5	3	2	2	3	17	20	0:43	157	5.33	7.54

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Securitron MK II	0	4	4	2	1	2	4	3	2	2	16	0	0:13	83	8.27	5.17
Gronk	7	0	7	12	3	3	3	4	2	7	22	1	0:26	183	6.30	7.29
Dionysus	0	2	2	1	3	0	3	3	1	15	23	0	0:28	102	4.51	7.52

Shloompa Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.964	-0.222
Assists	0	1.73	1.58	0.19	-1.096	-0.208
Shots	0	3.7	3.12	0.09	-1.186	-0.107
Passes	3	16.39	8.25	0.08	-1.624	-0.13
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	0	5.62	4.19	0.11	-1.341	-0.148
Takeaways	1	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.67	-0.074

6.0 + clip(Σ −1.047 × 2, −3 to 3) = 3.906, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 3.9

Pucker+6

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.345	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	3.701	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	0	5.624	0	0.07	0
Takeaways	1	2.959	0.338	0.12	0.041
Passes	3	16.391	0.183	0.08	0.015
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.055 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.065 → ×100 = 6.49 → 6

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.119	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.487	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.106	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive3.87

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	0	5.624	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	1	2.959	3.681	0.25	0.92
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 3.87

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Sylvatic Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.106	0.024
Assists	1	1.73	1.58	0.19	-0.463	-0.088
Shots	4	3.7	3.12	0.09	0.096	0.009
Passes	20	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.438	0.035
Saves	0	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.837	-0.159
Blocks	2	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.864	-0.095
Takeaways	2	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.328	-0.036

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.31 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.38, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 5.4

Pucker+67

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.345	0.897	0.32	0.287
Shots	4	3.701	1.081	0.08	0.086
Saves	0	1.898	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	5.624	0.356	0.07	0.025
Takeaways	2	2.959	0.676	0.12	0.081
Passes	20	16.391	1.22	0.08	0.098
Faceoff win rate	0.6	0.5	1.2	0.03	0.036

Σ 0.613 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.721 − 0.054 turnover penalty = 0.667 → ×100 = 66.75 → 67

Offensive5.20

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.115	0.119	0.4	2.355
Shooting %	0.5	0.487	0.2	1.221
Assists per pass	0.05	0.106	0.4	1.628

Σ contribution = 5.204

Defensive4.29

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.898	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	5.624	3.728	0.2	0.746
Takeaways	2	2.959	4.747	0.25	1.187
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 4.292

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Nano Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.106	0.024
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	3	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.225	-0.02
Passes	10	16.39	8.25	0.08	-0.775	-0.062
Saves	3	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.486	0.092
Blocks	8	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.567	0.062
Takeaways	0	2.96	2.93	0.11	-1.012	-0.111

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.018 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.036, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.3

Pucker+104

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.345	1.196	0.32	0.383
Shots	3	3.701	0.811	0.08	0.065
Saves	3	1.898	1.58	0.15	0.237
Blocks	8	5.624	1.422	0.07	0.1
Takeaways	0	2.959	0	0.12	0
Passes	10	16.391	0.61	0.08	0.049
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 0.881 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.036 → ×100 = 103.64 → 104

Offensive7.62

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.133	0.119	0.4	2.596
Shooting %	0.667	0.487	0.2	1.482
Assists per pass	0.2	0.106	0.4	3.541

Σ contribution = 7.62

Defensive6.16

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	1.898	8.091	0.3	2.427
Blocks	8	5.624	7.596	0.2	1.519
Takeaways	0	2.959	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 6.157

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Withdrawals Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.8	1.87	0.23	0.106	0.024
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	6	3.7	3.12	0.09	0.737	0.066
Passes	20	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.438	0.035
Saves	5	1.9	2.27	0.19	1.368	0.26
Blocks	17	5.62	4.19	0.11	2.713	0.298
Takeaways	2	2.96	2.93	0.11	-0.328	-0.036

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.68 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.361, then +0.3 blocks, −0.2 cold shooting → 7.5

Pucker+157

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.345	1.196	0.32	0.383
Shots	6	3.701	1.621	0.08	0.13
Saves	5	1.898	2.634	0.15	0.395
Blocks	17	5.624	3.023	0.07	0.212
Takeaways	2	2.959	0.676	0.12	0.081
Passes	20	16.391	1.22	0.08	0.098
Faceoff win rate	0.6	0.5	1.2	0.03	0.036

Σ 1.334 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.569 − 0.003 turnover penalty = 1.566 → ×100 = 156.62 → 157

Offensive5.33

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.093	0.119	0.4	2.059
Shooting %	0.333	0.487	0.2	0.956
Assists per pass	0.1	0.106	0.4	2.315

Σ contribution = 5.33

Defensive7.54

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	5	1.898	9.706	0.3	2.912
Blocks	17	5.624	9.862	0.2	1.972
Takeaways	2	2.959	4.747	0.25	1.187
Goals conceded	7	6.812	5.893	0.25	1.473

Σ contribution = 7.544

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Securitron MK II Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.964	-0.222
Assists	4	1.73	1.58	0.19	1.437	0.273
Shots	2	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.545	-0.049
Passes	16	16.39	8.25	0.08	-0.047	-0.004
Saves	1	1.9	2.27	0.19	-0.396	-0.075
Blocks	2	5.62	4.19	0.11	-0.864	-0.095
Takeaways	3	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.014	0.002

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.17 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.659, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.5

Pucker+83

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.345	1.046	0.32	0.335
Shots	2	3.701	0.54	0.08	0.043
Saves	1	1.898	0.527	0.15	0.079
Blocks	2	5.624	0.356	0.07	0.025
Takeaways	3	2.959	1.014	0.12	0.122
Passes	16	16.391	0.976	0.08	0.078
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.702 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.826 → ×100 = 82.55 → 83

Offensive8.27

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.308	0.119	0.4	3.873
Shooting %	0	0.487	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.25	0.106	0.4	3.805

Σ contribution = 8.268

Defensive5.17

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	1.898	4.237	0.3	1.271
Blocks	2	5.624	3.728	0.2	0.746
Takeaways	3	2.959	6.055	0.25	1.514
Goals conceded	6	6.812	6.538	0.25	1.635

Σ contribution = 5.166

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	7	1.8	1.87	0.23	2.78	0.639
Assists	0	1.73	1.58	0.19	-1.096	-0.208
Shots	12	3.7	3.12	0.09	2.661	0.239
Passes	22	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.68	0.054
Saves	3	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.486	0.092
Blocks	7	5.62	4.19	0.11	0.328	0.036
Takeaways	4	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.356	0.039

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.892 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.785, then +0.5 hat trick → 8.3

Pucker+183

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7	3.345	2.093	0.32	0.67
Shots	12	3.701	3.243	0.08	0.259
Saves	3	1.898	1.58	0.15	0.237
Blocks	7	5.624	1.245	0.07	0.087
Takeaways	4	2.959	1.352	0.12	0.162
Passes	22	16.391	1.342	0.08	0.107
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 1.553 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.827 → ×100 = 182.68 → 183

Offensive6.30

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.269	0.119	0.4	3.765
Shooting %	0.583	0.487	0.2	1.356
Assists per pass	0	0.106	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.303

Defensive7.29

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	1.898	8.091	0.3	2.427
Blocks	7	5.624	6.959	0.2	1.392
Takeaways	4	2.959	7.351	0.25	1.838
Goals conceded	6	6.812	6.538	0.25	1.635

Σ contribution = 7.292

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.8	1.87	0.23	-0.964	-0.222
Assists	2	1.73	1.58	0.19	0.17	0.032
Shots	1	3.7	3.12	0.09	-0.866	-0.078
Passes	23	16.39	8.25	0.08	0.801	0.064
Saves	3	1.9	2.27	0.19	0.486	0.092
Blocks	15	5.62	4.19	0.11	2.236	0.246
Takeaways	3	2.96	2.93	0.11	0.014	0.002

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.137 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.273, then +0.3 blocks, −0.2 cold shooting → 6.4

Pucker+102

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.345	0.598	0.32	0.191
Shots	1	3.701	0.27	0.08	0.022
Saves	3	1.898	1.58	0.15	0.237
Blocks	15	5.624	2.667	0.07	0.187
Takeaways	3	2.959	1.014	0.12	0.122
Passes	23	16.391	1.403	0.08	0.112
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.871 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.024 → ×100 = 102.42 → 102

Offensive4.51

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.071	0.119	0.4	1.794
Shooting %	0	0.487	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.087	0.106	0.4	2.12

Σ contribution = 4.505

Defensive7.52

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	1.898	8.091	0.3	2.427
Blocks	15	5.624	9.725	0.2	1.945
Takeaways	3	2.959	6.055	0.25	1.514
Goals conceded	6	6.812	6.538	0.25	1.635

Σ contribution = 7.521

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.