Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Hoboken Huncho$

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Mar 7, 2026 · Intermediate Cup - Playoffs · The Waffle Iron

MVP Shloompa · 6.4 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsHoboken Huncho$

15Shots69

4Saves59

7Faceoffs won16

11Takeaways718

18Turnovers↓711

20Blocks317

53Passes152

2:02Possession0:211:41

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	1	2	3	4	0	0	1	3	3	9	20	0	0:36	84	6.47	5.48
Gronk	4	0	4	10	0	4	1	4	11	4	21	0	0:30	80	5.81	5.15
Dionysus	1	0	1	1	4	3	4	4	4	7	12	1	0:56	83	4.43	7.36

Hoboken Huncho$

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Shloompa	2	1	3	2	3	3	2	6	0	7	10	0:51	115	6.93	7.28
Sylvatic	1	0	1	3	6	0	3	5	5	6	15	0:15	103	4.47	7.56
Withdrawals	2	2	4	4	0	3	2	7	6	4	27	0:35	103	6.94	5.56

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.69	1.65	0.23	-0.418	-0.096
Assists	2	1.35	1.39	0.19	0.47	0.089
Shots	4	3.7	2.81	0.09	0.106	0.01
Passes	20	18.18	7.61	0.08	0.239	0.019
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	9	6.02	3.54	0.11	0.84	0.092
Takeaways	3	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.097	-0.011

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.065 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.871, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.7

Pucker+84

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	2.935	1.022	0.32	0.327
Shots	4	3.702	1.08	0.08	0.086
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	9	6.024	1.494	0.07	0.105
Takeaways	3	3.262	0.92	0.12	0.11
Passes	20	18.179	1.1	0.08	0.088
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.717 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.843 → ×100 = 84.3 → 84

Offensive6.47

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.083	0.071	0.4	2.67
Shooting %	0.25	0.457	0.2	0.861
Assists per pass	0.1	0.074	0.4	2.94

Σ contribution = 6.471

Defensive5.48

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	9	6.024	7.83	0.2	1.566
Takeaways	3	3.262	5.68	0.25	1.42
Goals conceded	5	5.524	6.418	0.25	1.604

Σ contribution = 5.476

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	1.69	1.65	0.23	1.4	0.322
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	10	3.7	2.81	0.09	2.237	0.201
Passes	21	18.18	7.61	0.08	0.371	0.03
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	4	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.571	-0.063
Takeaways	4	3.26	2.7	0.11	0.274	0.03

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.169 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.337, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 5.8

Pucker+80

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	2.935	1.363	0.32	0.436
Shots	10	3.702	2.701	0.08	0.216
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	6.024	0.664	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	4	3.262	1.226	0.12	0.147
Passes	21	18.179	1.155	0.08	0.092
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 0.986 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.16 − 0.356 turnover penalty = 0.804 → ×100 = 80.45 → 80

Offensive5.81

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.133	0.071	0.4	3.524
Shooting %	0.4	0.457	0.2	1.101
Assists per pass	0	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 5.807

Defensive5.15

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	6.024	4.705	0.2	0.941
Takeaways	4	3.262	6.89	0.25	1.722
Goals conceded	5	5.524	6.418	0.25	1.604

Σ contribution = 5.153

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.69	1.65	0.23	-0.418	-0.096
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	1	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.96	-0.086
Passes	12	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.812	-0.065
Saves	4	2.01	2.27	0.19	0.874	0.166
Blocks	7	6.02	3.54	0.11	0.276	0.03
Takeaways	4	3.26	2.7	0.11	0.274	0.03

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.205 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.591, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.8

Pucker+83

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.935	0.341	0.32	0.109
Shots	1	3.702	0.27	0.08	0.022
Saves	4	2.012	1.988	0.15	0.298
Blocks	7	6.024	1.162	0.07	0.081
Takeaways	4	3.262	1.226	0.12	0.147
Passes	12	18.179	0.66	0.08	0.053
Faceoff win rate	0.429	0.5	0.857	0.03	0.026

Σ 0.736 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.866 − 0.034 turnover penalty = 0.832 → ×100 = 83.18 → 83

Offensive4.43

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.018	0.071	0.4	1.385
Shooting %	1	0.457	0.2	1.865
Assists per pass	0	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.43

Defensive7.36

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	4	2.012	9.026	0.3	2.708
Blocks	7	6.024	6.643	0.2	1.329
Takeaways	4	3.262	6.89	0.25	1.722
Goals conceded	5	5.524	6.418	0.25	1.604

Σ contribution = 7.363

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Shloompa Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.188	0.043
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	2	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.605	-0.054
Passes	10	18.18	7.61	0.08	-1.075	-0.086
Saves	3	2.01	2.27	0.19	0.435	0.083
Blocks	7	6.02	3.54	0.11	0.276	0.03
Takeaways	6	3.26	2.7	0.11	1.015	0.112

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.08 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.16, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.4

Pucker+115

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	2.935	1.022	0.32	0.327
Shots	2	3.702	0.54	0.08	0.043
Saves	3	2.012	1.491	0.15	0.224
Blocks	7	6.024	1.162	0.07	0.081
Takeaways	6	3.262	1.839	0.12	0.221
Passes	10	18.179	0.55	0.08	0.044
Faceoff win rate	0.6	0.5	1.2	0.03	0.036

Σ 0.976 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.148 → ×100 = 114.84 → 115

Offensive6.93

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.059	0.071	0.4	2.124
Shooting %	1	0.457	0.2	1.865
Assists per pass	0.1	0.074	0.4	2.94

Σ contribution = 6.929

Defensive7.28

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.012	7.82	0.3	2.346
Blocks	7	6.024	6.643	0.2	1.329
Takeaways	6	3.262	8.742	0.25	2.185
Goals conceded	6	5.524	5.683	0.25	1.421

Σ contribution = 7.281

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Sylvatic Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.69	1.65	0.23	-0.418	-0.096
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	3	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.25	-0.022
Passes	15	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.418	-0.033
Saves	6	2.01	2.27	0.19	1.754	0.333
Blocks	6	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.007	-0.001
Takeaways	5	3.26	2.7	0.11	0.644	0.071

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.068 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.136, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.9

Pucker+103

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.935	0.341	0.32	0.109
Shots	3	3.702	0.81	0.08	0.065
Saves	6	2.012	2.982	0.15	0.447
Blocks	6	6.024	0.996	0.07	0.07
Takeaways	5	3.262	1.533	0.12	0.184
Passes	15	18.179	0.825	0.08	0.066
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.941 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.107 − 0.08 turnover penalty = 1.027 → ×100 = 102.7 → 103

Offensive4.47

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.067	0.071	0.4	2.298
Shooting %	0.333	0.457	0.2	0.989
Assists per pass	0	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.469

Defensive7.56

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	2.012	9.851	0.3	2.955
Blocks	6	6.024	5.984	0.2	1.197
Takeaways	5	3.262	7.95	0.25	1.988
Goals conceded	6	5.524	5.683	0.25	1.421

Σ contribution = 7.561

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Withdrawals Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.188	0.043
Assists	2	1.35	1.39	0.19	0.47	0.089
Shots	4	3.7	2.81	0.09	0.106	0.01
Passes	27	18.18	7.61	0.08	1.16	0.093
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	4	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.571	-0.063
Takeaways	7	3.26	2.7	0.11	1.385	0.152

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.156 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.312, then −0.3 turnovers → 6.0

Pucker+103

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	2.935	1.363	0.32	0.436
Shots	4	3.702	1.08	0.08	0.086
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	6.024	0.664	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	7	3.262	2.146	0.12	0.258
Passes	27	18.179	1.485	0.08	0.119
Faceoff win rate	0.6	0.5	1.2	0.03	0.036

Σ 0.981 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.155 − 0.126 turnover penalty = 1.029 → ×100 = 102.87 → 103

Offensive6.94

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.114	0.071	0.4	3.265
Shooting %	0.5	0.457	0.2	1.276
Assists per pass	0.074	0.074	0.4	2.402

Σ contribution = 6.942

Defensive5.56

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	6.024	4.705	0.2	0.941
Takeaways	7	3.262	9.266	0.25	2.316
Goals conceded	6	5.524	5.683	0.25	1.421

Σ contribution = 5.564

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.