Hoboken Huncho$ vs Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

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Mar 7, 2026 · Intermediate Cup - Playoffs · The Penthouse

MVP Gronk · 6.1 performance rating

Writing the recap…

Hoboken Huncho$vsPawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

5Shots813

8Saves62

6Faceoffs won24

6Takeaways814

14Turnovers↓86

20Blocks218

56Passes155

1:50Possession0:592:49

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Hoboken Huncho$

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Shloompa	1	0	1	1	0	1	3	0	1	6	14	0:28	33	4.71	4.42
Sylvatic	1	2	3	2	3	1	0	4	6	9	18	0:33	103	7.25	7.24
Withdrawals	1	1	2	2	5	4	1	2	7	5	24	0:49	91	4.77	6.68

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	2	1	3	3	0	0	2	6	0	3	21	0:28	87	6.54	6.09
Gronk	3	1	4	6	1	4	1	5	0	3	14	0:28	114	7.24	6.25
Dionysus	0	1	1	4	1	0	3	3	6	12	20	1:53	59	3.76	6.66

Shloompa Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.69	1.65	0.23	-0.418	-0.096
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	1	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.96	-0.086
Passes	14	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.549	-0.044
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	6	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.007	-0.001
Takeaways	0	3.26	2.7	0.11	-1.209	-0.133

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.712 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.576, then +0.25 hot shooting → 4.8

Pucker+33

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.935	0.341	0.32	0.109
Shots	1	3.702	0.27	0.08	0.022
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	6	6.024	0.996	0.07	0.07
Takeaways	0	3.262	0	0.12	0
Passes	14	18.179	0.77	0.08	0.062
Faceoff win rate	0.25	0.5	0.5	0.03	0.015

Σ 0.277 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.326 → ×100 = 32.59 → 33

Offensive4.71

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.036	0.071	0.4	1.663
Shooting %	1	0.457	0.2	1.865
Assists per pass	0	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.708

Defensive4.42

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	6	6.024	5.984	0.2	1.197
Takeaways	0	3.262	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	5	5.524	6.418	0.25	1.604

Σ contribution = 4.425

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Sylvatic Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.69	1.65	0.23	-0.418	-0.096
Assists	2	1.35	1.39	0.19	0.47	0.089
Shots	2	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.605	-0.054
Passes	18	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.023	-0.002
Saves	3	2.01	2.27	0.19	0.435	0.083
Blocks	9	6.02	3.54	0.11	0.84	0.092
Takeaways	4	3.26	2.7	0.11	0.274	0.03

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.142 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.284, then −0.3 turnovers → 6.0

Pucker+103

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	2.935	1.022	0.32	0.327
Shots	2	3.702	0.54	0.08	0.043
Saves	3	2.012	1.491	0.15	0.224
Blocks	9	6.024	1.494	0.07	0.105
Takeaways	4	3.262	1.226	0.12	0.147
Passes	18	18.179	0.99	0.08	0.079
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.985 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.159 − 0.126 turnover penalty = 1.033 → ×100 = 103.29 → 103

Offensive7.25

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.091	0.071	0.4	2.832
Shooting %	0.5	0.457	0.2	1.276
Assists per pass	0.111	0.074	0.4	3.141

Σ contribution = 7.249

Defensive7.24

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.012	7.82	0.3	2.346
Blocks	9	6.024	7.83	0.2	1.566
Takeaways	4	3.262	6.89	0.25	1.722
Goals conceded	5	5.524	6.418	0.25	1.604

Σ contribution = 7.238

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Withdrawals Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.69	1.65	0.23	-0.418	-0.096
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	2	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.605	-0.054
Passes	24	18.18	7.61	0.08	0.765	0.061
Saves	5	2.01	2.27	0.19	1.314	0.25
Blocks	5	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.289	-0.032
Takeaways	2	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.468	-0.051

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.03 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.06, then −0.3 turnovers → 5.8

Pucker+91

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	2.935	0.682	0.32	0.218
Shots	2	3.702	0.54	0.08	0.043
Saves	5	2.012	2.485	0.15	0.373
Blocks	5	6.024	0.83	0.07	0.058
Takeaways	2	3.262	0.613	0.12	0.074
Passes	24	18.179	1.32	0.08	0.106
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 0.919 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.082 − 0.172 turnover penalty = 0.91 → ×100 = 90.97 → 91

Offensive4.77

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.041	0.071	0.4	1.756
Shooting %	0.5	0.457	0.2	1.276
Assists per pass	0.042	0.074	0.4	1.742

Σ contribution = 4.774

Defensive6.68

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	5	2.012	9.61	0.3	2.883
Blocks	5	6.024	5.327	0.2	1.065
Takeaways	2	3.262	4.525	0.25	1.131
Goals conceded	5	5.524	6.418	0.25	1.604

Σ contribution = 6.683

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.188	0.043
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	3	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.25	-0.022
Passes	21	18.18	7.61	0.08	0.371	0.03
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	3	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.853	-0.094
Takeaways	6	3.26	2.7	0.11	1.015	0.112

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.147 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.706, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.0

Pucker+87

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	2.935	1.022	0.32	0.327
Shots	3	3.702	0.81	0.08	0.065
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	6.024	0.498	0.07	0.035
Takeaways	6	3.262	1.839	0.12	0.221
Passes	21	18.179	1.155	0.08	0.092
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.74 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.871 → ×100 = 87.06 → 87

Offensive6.54

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.107	0.071	0.4	3.145
Shooting %	0.667	0.457	0.2	1.544
Assists per pass	0.048	0.074	0.4	1.853

Σ contribution = 6.542

Defensive6.09

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	6.024	4.145	0.2	0.829
Takeaways	6	3.262	8.742	0.25	2.185
Goals conceded	3	5.524	8.746	0.25	2.186

Σ contribution = 6.086

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.794	0.183
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	6	3.7	2.81	0.09	0.816	0.073
Passes	14	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.549	-0.044
Saves	1	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.445	-0.085
Blocks	3	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.853	-0.094
Takeaways	5	3.26	2.7	0.11	0.644	0.071

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.057 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.115, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.1

Pucker+114

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	2.935	1.363	0.32	0.436
Shots	6	3.702	1.621	0.08	0.13
Saves	1	2.012	0.497	0.15	0.075
Blocks	3	6.024	0.498	0.07	0.035
Takeaways	5	3.262	1.533	0.12	0.184
Passes	14	18.179	0.77	0.08	0.062
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 0.969 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.14 → ×100 = 113.98 → 114

Offensive7.24

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.143	0.071	0.4	3.623
Shooting %	0.5	0.457	0.2	1.276
Assists per pass	0.071	0.074	0.4	2.344

Σ contribution = 7.243

Defensive6.25

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.012	4.142	0.3	1.243
Blocks	3	6.024	4.145	0.2	0.829
Takeaways	5	3.262	7.95	0.25	1.988
Goals conceded	3	5.524	8.746	0.25	2.186

Σ contribution = 6.246

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.69	1.65	0.23	-1.025	-0.236
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	4	3.7	2.81	0.09	0.106	0.01
Passes	20	18.18	7.61	0.08	0.239	0.019
Saves	1	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.445	-0.085
Blocks	12	6.02	3.54	0.11	1.687	0.186
Takeaways	3	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.097	-0.011

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.164 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.672, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 5.2

Pucker+59

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.935	0.341	0.32	0.109
Shots	4	3.702	1.08	0.08	0.086
Saves	1	2.012	0.497	0.15	0.075
Blocks	12	6.024	1.992	0.07	0.139
Takeaways	3	3.262	0.92	0.12	0.11
Passes	20	18.179	1.1	0.08	0.088
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.608 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.715 − 0.126 turnover penalty = 0.589 → ×100 = 58.92 → 59

Offensive3.76

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.009	0.071	0.4	1.273
Shooting %	0	0.457	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.05	0.074	0.4	1.899

Σ contribution = 3.762

Defensive6.66

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.012	4.142	0.3	1.243
Blocks	12	6.024	9.033	0.2	1.807
Takeaways	3	3.262	5.68	0.25	1.42
Goals conceded	3	5.524	8.746	0.25	2.186

Σ contribution = 6.656

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.