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Feb 27, 2026 · Intermediate Cup - Playoffs · The Waffle Iron

MVP Tef · 8.2 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsMichigan Mafia

12Shots618

7Saves16

8Faceoffs won210

11Takeaways110

10Turnovers↓111

22Blocks224

46Passes3278

2:23Possession0:122:35

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	2	0	2	3	0	2	2	3	3	4	15	0:08	63	6.70	4.29
Securitron MK II	1	1	2	1	0	1	2	1	2	4	9	0:17	45	8.32	3.77
Gronk	3	2	5	7	6	4	4	2	3	10	10	1:17	166	7.31	6.79
Dos	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	5	1	3	7	0:26	42	5.87	4.74
Dionysus	0	1	1	1	1	1	2	0	1	1	5	0:15	30	6.79	3.67

Michigan Mafia

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Barkov	3	3	6	3	0	5	4	0	2	4	20	0	0:22	98	9.49	3.99
Stiff	2	4	6	5	5	3	1	8	4	10	29	0	1:37	199	6.81	8.36
Tef	6	0	6	10	1	2	3	2	5	10	29	1	0:36	143	6.42	5.46

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.188	0.043
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	3	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.25	-0.022
Passes	15	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.418	-0.033
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	4	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.571	-0.063
Takeaways	3	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.097	-0.011

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.438 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.124, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.2

Pucker+63

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	2.935	0.682	0.32	0.218
Shots	3	3.702	0.81	0.08	0.065
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	6.024	0.664	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	3	3.262	0.92	0.12	0.11
Passes	15	18.179	0.825	0.08	0.066
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.536 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.63 → ×100 = 63.03 → 63

Offensive6.70

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.25	0.071	0.4	3.979
Shooting %	0.667	0.457	0.2	1.544
Assists per pass	0	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.705

Defensive4.29

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	6.024	4.705	0.2	0.941
Takeaways	3	3.262	5.68	0.25	1.42
Goals conceded	11	5.524	4.158	0.25	1.04

Σ contribution = 4.287

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Securitron MK II Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.69	1.65	0.23	-0.418	-0.096
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	1	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.96	-0.086
Passes	9	18.18	7.61	0.08	-1.207	-0.097
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	4	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.571	-0.063
Takeaways	1	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.838	-0.092

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.649 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.701, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.8

Pucker+45

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	2.935	0.682	0.32	0.218
Shots	1	3.702	0.27	0.08	0.022
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	6.024	0.664	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	1	3.262	0.307	0.12	0.037
Passes	9	18.179	0.495	0.08	0.04
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.383 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.45 → ×100 = 45.01 → 45

Offensive8.32

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.118	0.071	0.4	3.317
Shooting %	1	0.457	0.2	1.865
Assists per pass	0.111	0.074	0.4	3.141

Σ contribution = 8.323

Defensive3.77

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	6.024	4.705	0.2	0.941
Takeaways	1	3.262	3.599	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	11	5.524	4.158	0.25	1.04

Σ contribution = 3.767

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.794	0.183
Assists	2	1.35	1.39	0.19	0.47	0.089
Shots	7	3.7	2.81	0.09	1.172	0.105
Passes	10	18.18	7.61	0.08	-1.075	-0.086
Saves	6	2.01	2.27	0.19	1.754	0.333
Blocks	10	6.02	3.54	0.11	1.122	0.123
Takeaways	2	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.468	-0.051

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.697 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.393, then −0.2 goals against → 7.2

Pucker+166

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	2.935	1.704	0.32	0.545
Shots	7	3.702	1.891	0.08	0.151
Saves	6	2.012	2.982	0.15	0.447
Blocks	10	6.024	1.66	0.07	0.116
Takeaways	2	3.262	0.613	0.12	0.074
Passes	10	18.179	0.55	0.08	0.044
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 1.408 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.656 → ×100 = 165.6 → 166

Offensive7.31

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.065	0.071	0.4	2.259
Shooting %	0.429	0.457	0.2	1.151
Assists per pass	0.2	0.074	0.4	3.897

Σ contribution = 7.308

Defensive6.79

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	2.012	9.851	0.3	2.955
Blocks	10	6.024	8.314	0.2	1.663
Takeaways	2	3.262	4.525	0.25	1.131
Goals conceded	11	5.524	4.158	0.25	1.04

Σ contribution = 6.789

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dos Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.69	1.65	0.23	-1.025	-0.236
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	0	3.7	2.81	0.09	-1.315	-0.118
Passes	7	18.18	7.61	0.08	-1.47	-0.118
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	3	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.853	-0.094
Takeaways	5	3.26	2.7	0.11	0.644	0.071

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.71 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.58, then −0.2 goals against → 4.4

Pucker+42

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.935	0.341	0.32	0.109
Shots	0	3.702	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	6.024	0.498	0.07	0.035
Takeaways	5	3.262	1.533	0.12	0.184
Passes	7	18.179	0.385	0.08	0.031
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.359 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.422 → ×100 = 42.19 → 42

Offensive5.87

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.038	0.071	0.4	1.712
Shooting %	0	0.457	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.143	0.074	0.4	3.569

Σ contribution = 5.872

Defensive4.74

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	6.024	4.145	0.2	0.829
Takeaways	5	3.262	7.95	0.25	1.988
Goals conceded	11	5.524	4.158	0.25	1.04

Σ contribution = 4.743

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.69	1.65	0.23	-1.025	-0.236
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	1	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.96	-0.086
Passes	5	18.18	7.61	0.08	-1.733	-0.139
Saves	1	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.445	-0.085
Blocks	1	6.02	3.54	0.11	-1.418	-0.156
Takeaways	0	3.26	2.7	0.11	-1.209	-0.133

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.881 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.237, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 3.8

Pucker+30

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.935	0.341	0.32	0.109
Shots	1	3.702	0.27	0.08	0.022
Saves	1	2.012	0.497	0.15	0.075
Blocks	1	6.024	0.166	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	0	3.262	0	0.12	0
Passes	5	18.179	0.275	0.08	0.022
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.259 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.305 → ×100 = 30.45 → 30

Offensive6.79

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.067	0.071	0.4	2.298
Shooting %	0	0.457	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.2	0.074	0.4	3.897

Σ contribution = 6.786

Defensive3.67

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.012	4.142	0.3	1.243
Blocks	1	6.024	3.27	0.2	0.654
Takeaways	0	3.262	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	11	5.524	4.158	0.25	1.04

Σ contribution = 3.675

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Barkov Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.794	0.183
Assists	3	1.35	1.39	0.19	1.188	0.226
Shots	3	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.25	-0.022
Passes	20	18.18	7.61	0.08	0.239	0.019
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	4	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.571	-0.063
Takeaways	0	3.26	2.7	0.11	-1.209	-0.133

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.041 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.082, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.3

Pucker+98

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5.5	2.935	1.874	0.32	0.6
Shots	3	3.702	0.81	0.08	0.065
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	6.024	0.664	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	0	3.262	0	0.12	0
Passes	20	18.179	1.1	0.08	0.088
Faceoff win rate	0.556	0.5	1.111	0.03	0.033

Σ 0.832 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.979 → ×100 = 97.93 → 98

Offensive9.49

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.273	0.071	0.4	3.989
Shooting %	1	0.457	0.2	1.865
Assists per pass	0.15	0.074	0.4	3.636

Σ contribution = 9.49

Defensive3.99

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	6.024	4.705	0.2	0.941
Takeaways	0	3.262	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	6	5.524	5.683	0.25	1.421

Σ contribution = 3.986

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Stiff Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.188	0.043
Assists	4	1.35	1.39	0.19	1.906	0.362
Shots	5	3.7	2.81	0.09	0.461	0.041
Passes	29	18.18	7.61	0.08	1.423	0.114
Saves	5	2.01	2.27	0.19	1.314	0.25
Blocks	10	6.02	3.54	0.11	1.122	0.123
Takeaways	8	3.26	2.7	0.11	1.756	0.193

6.0 + clip(Σ 1.127 × 2, −3 to 3) = 8.254, then −0.2 cold shooting → 8.1

Pucker+199

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6	2.935	2.045	0.32	0.654
Shots	5	3.702	1.35	0.08	0.108
Saves	5	2.012	2.485	0.15	0.373
Blocks	10	6.024	1.66	0.07	0.116
Takeaways	8	3.262	2.453	0.12	0.294
Passes	29	18.179	1.595	0.08	0.128
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 1.718 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 2.021 − 0.034 turnover penalty = 1.987 → ×100 = 198.75 → 199

Offensive6.81

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.062	0.071	0.4	2.191
Shooting %	0.4	0.457	0.2	1.101
Assists per pass	0.138	0.074	0.4	3.517

Σ contribution = 6.81

Defensive8.36

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	5	2.012	9.61	0.3	2.883
Blocks	10	6.024	8.314	0.2	1.663
Takeaways	8	3.262	9.585	0.25	2.396
Goals conceded	6	5.524	5.683	0.25	1.421

Σ contribution = 8.363

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Tef Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	6	1.69	1.65	0.23	2.612	0.601
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	10	3.7	2.81	0.09	2.237	0.201
Passes	29	18.18	7.61	0.08	1.423	0.114
Saves	1	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.445	-0.085
Blocks	10	6.02	3.54	0.11	1.122	0.123
Takeaways	2	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.468	-0.051

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.72 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.44, then +0.5 hat trick, +0.25 hot shooting → 8.2

Pucker+143

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6	2.935	2.045	0.32	0.654
Shots	10	3.702	2.701	0.08	0.216
Saves	1	2.012	0.497	0.15	0.075
Blocks	10	6.024	1.66	0.07	0.116
Takeaways	2	3.262	0.613	0.12	0.074
Passes	29	18.179	1.595	0.08	0.128
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 1.286 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.513 − 0.08 turnover penalty = 1.433 → ×100 = 143.34 → 143

Offensive6.42

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.167	0.071	0.4	3.795
Shooting %	0.6	0.457	0.2	1.443
Assists per pass	0	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.42

Defensive5.46

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.012	4.142	0.3	1.243
Blocks	10	6.024	8.314	0.2	1.663
Takeaways	2	3.262	4.525	0.25	1.131
Goals conceded	6	5.524	5.683	0.25	1.421

Σ contribution = 5.458

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.