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MVP [BIH] Flc · 7.4 performance rating

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Ottawa Valley Geriatric SlappersvsVader Inquisitors

11Shots819

9Saves110

6Faceoffs won17

11Takeaways415

15Turnovers↓411

35Blocks1619

65Passes1154

2:16Possession0:242:40

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[CTH/NNN] Noob_Weapons	1	0	1	3	0	2	1	6	4	7	17	0:23	61	3.62	5.71
[DDS] LessThanDennis	0	0	0	0	1	2	1	2	2	4	8	0:12	30	2.95	4.52
[ELK] Kavorka	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	1	7	8	0:16	22	2.95	4.22
[KGF] GiraffeKiller	0	1	1	3	0	0	0	0	0	2	9	0:15	18	4.56	3.63
[WCW] Dionysus	0	1	1	1	8	2	5	3	8	15	23	1:10	92	3.35	7.62

Vader Inquisitors

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[BIH] Flc	2	5	7	8	3	3	1	7	3	8	21	1:23	158	6.32	8.08
[VADE] Ghostwalker	2	0	2	2	0	0	1	2	1	2	5	0:09	36	6.43	5.03
[VAD] Filip Chytil Stan	5	0	5	8	1	2	2	4	5	4	19	0:33	95	5.31	6.12
[VAD] Galalendon	1	2	3	1	6	2	2	2	2	5	9	0:35	90	7.23	7.33

Noob_Weapons Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.33	2.1	0.23	-0.63	-0.145
Assists	0	2.11	1.81	0.19	-1.163	-0.221
Shots	3	4.85	3.56	0.09	-0.518	-0.047
Passes	17	17.47	7.15	0.08	-0.066	-0.005
Saves	0	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.848	-0.161
Blocks	7	6.07	4.28	0.11	0.217	0.024
Takeaways	6	3.14	3.04	0.11	0.943	0.104

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.452 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.097, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.7

Pucker+61

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	4.236	0.236	0.32	0.076
Shots	3	4.846	0.619	0.08	0.05
Saves	0	2.52	0	0.15	0
Blocks	7	6.073	1.153	0.07	0.081
Takeaways	6	3.138	1.912	0.12	0.229
Passes	17	17.472	0.973	0.08	0.078
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.553 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.651 − 0.043 turnover penalty = 0.608 → ×100 = 60.79 → 61

Offensive3.62

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.043	0.128	0.4	1.476
Shooting %	0.333	0.48	0.2	0.963
Assists per pass	0	0.121	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.62

Defensive5.71

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.52	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	7	6.073	6.606	0.2	1.321
Takeaways	6	3.138	8.888	0.25	2.222
Goals conceded	10	7.732	5.108	0.25	1.277

Σ contribution = 5.706

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LessThanDennis Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.33	2.1	0.23	-1.106	-0.254
Assists	0	2.11	1.81	0.19	-1.163	-0.221
Shots	0	4.85	3.56	0.09	-1.36	-0.122
Passes	8	17.47	7.15	0.08	-1.325	-0.106
Saves	1	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.512	-0.097
Blocks	4	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.485	-0.053
Takeaways	2	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.375	-0.041

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.896 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.209, then −0.2 goals against → 4.0

Pucker+30

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	4.236	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	4.846	0	0.08	0
Saves	1	2.52	0.397	0.15	0.06
Blocks	4	6.073	0.659	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	2	3.138	0.637	0.12	0.076
Passes	8	17.472	0.458	0.08	0.037
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.259 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.304 → ×100 = 30.44 → 30

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.128	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.48	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.121	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive4.52

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.52	3.843	0.3	1.153
Blocks	4	6.073	4.685	0.2	0.937
Takeaways	2	3.138	4.61	0.25	1.152
Goals conceded	10	7.732	5.108	0.25	1.277

Σ contribution = 4.519

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Kavorka Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.33	2.1	0.23	-1.106	-0.254
Assists	0	2.11	1.81	0.19	-1.163	-0.221
Shots	4	4.85	3.56	0.09	-0.237	-0.021
Passes	8	17.47	7.15	0.08	-1.325	-0.106
Saves	0	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.848	-0.161
Blocks	7	6.07	4.28	0.11	0.217	0.024
Takeaways	0	3.14	3.04	0.11	-1.034	-0.114

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.854 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.292, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 3.9

Pucker+22

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	4.236	0	0.32	0
Shots	4	4.846	0.826	0.08	0.066
Saves	0	2.52	0	0.15	0
Blocks	7	6.073	1.153	0.07	0.081
Takeaways	0	3.138	0	0.12	0
Passes	8	17.472	0.458	0.08	0.037
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.183 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.216 → ×100 = 21.57 → 22

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.128	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.48	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.121	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive4.22

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.52	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	7	6.073	6.606	0.2	1.321
Takeaways	0	3.138	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	10	7.732	5.108	0.25	1.277

Σ contribution = 4.222

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

GiraffeKiller Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.33	2.1	0.23	-1.106	-0.254
Assists	1	2.11	1.81	0.19	-0.611	-0.116
Shots	3	4.85	3.56	0.09	-0.518	-0.047
Passes	9	17.47	7.15	0.08	-1.185	-0.095
Saves	0	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.848	-0.161
Blocks	2	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.953	-0.105
Takeaways	0	3.14	3.04	0.11	-1.034	-0.114

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.892 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.217, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 3.8

Pucker+18

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0.5	4.236	0.118	0.32	0.038
Shots	3	4.846	0.619	0.08	0.05
Saves	0	2.52	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	6.073	0.329	0.07	0.023
Takeaways	0	3.138	0	0.12	0
Passes	9	17.472	0.515	0.08	0.041
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.152 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.178 → ×100 = 17.83 → 18

Offensive4.56

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.067	0.128	0.4	1.69
Shooting %	0	0.48	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.111	0.121	0.4	2.275

Σ contribution = 4.556

Defensive3.63

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.52	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	6.073	3.658	0.2	0.732
Takeaways	0	3.138	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	10	7.732	5.108	0.25	1.277

Σ contribution = 3.633

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.33	2.1	0.23	-1.106	-0.254
Assists	1	2.11	1.81	0.19	-0.611	-0.116
Shots	1	4.85	3.56	0.09	-1.08	-0.097
Passes	23	17.47	7.15	0.08	0.773	0.062
Saves	8	2.52	2.97	0.19	1.845	0.35
Blocks	15	6.07	4.28	0.11	2.088	0.23
Takeaways	3	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.046	-0.005

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.169 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.339, then +0.35 saves, +0.3 blocks, −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 6.3

Pucker+92

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	4.236	0.236	0.32	0.076
Shots	1	4.846	0.206	0.08	0.017
Saves	8	2.52	3.174	0.15	0.476
Blocks	15	6.073	2.47	0.07	0.173
Takeaways	3	3.138	0.956	0.12	0.115
Passes	23	17.472	1.316	0.08	0.105
Faceoff win rate	0.286	0.5	0.571	0.03	0.017

Σ 0.978 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.151 − 0.235 turnover penalty = 0.916 → ×100 = 91.55 → 92

Offensive3.35

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.014	0.128	0.4	1.263
Shooting %	0	0.48	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.043	0.121	0.4	1.497

Σ contribution = 3.351

Defensive7.62

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	8	2.52	9.898	0.3	2.969
Blocks	15	6.073	9.598	0.2	1.92
Takeaways	3	3.138	5.824	0.25	1.456
Goals conceded	10	7.732	5.108	0.25	1.277

Σ contribution = 7.622

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Flc Vader Inquisitors

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.33	2.1	0.23	-0.155	-0.036
Assists	5	2.11	1.81	0.19	1.599	0.304
Shots	8	4.85	3.56	0.09	0.886	0.08
Passes	21	17.47	7.15	0.08	0.494	0.039
Saves	3	2.52	2.97	0.19	0.161	0.031
Blocks	8	6.07	4.28	0.11	0.451	0.05
Takeaways	7	3.14	3.04	0.11	1.272	0.14

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.608 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.215, then +0.4 playmaker, −0.2 cold shooting → 7.4

Pucker+158

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7	4.236	1.653	0.32	0.529
Shots	8	4.846	1.651	0.08	0.132
Saves	3	2.52	1.19	0.15	0.179
Blocks	8	6.073	1.317	0.07	0.092
Takeaways	7	3.138	2.231	0.12	0.268
Passes	21	17.472	1.202	0.08	0.096
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 1.34 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.577 → ×100 = 157.7 → 158

Offensive6.32

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.084	0.128	0.4	1.878
Shooting %	0.25	0.48	0.2	0.844
Assists per pass	0.238	0.121	0.4	3.602

Σ contribution = 6.323

Defensive8.08

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.52	6.752	0.3	2.026
Blocks	8	6.073	7.228	0.2	1.446
Takeaways	7	3.138	9.371	0.25	2.343
Goals conceded	1	7.732	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 8.077

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Ghostwalker Vader Inquisitors

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.33	2.1	0.23	-0.155	-0.036
Assists	0	2.11	1.81	0.19	-1.163	-0.221
Shots	2	4.85	3.56	0.09	-0.799	-0.072
Passes	5	17.47	7.15	0.08	-1.744	-0.14
Saves	0	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.848	-0.161
Blocks	2	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.953	-0.105
Takeaways	2	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.375	-0.041

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.775 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.449, then +0.25 hot shooting → 4.7

Pucker+36

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	4.236	0.472	0.32	0.151
Shots	2	4.846	0.413	0.08	0.033
Saves	0	2.52	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	6.073	0.329	0.07	0.023
Takeaways	2	3.138	0.637	0.12	0.076
Passes	5	17.472	0.286	0.08	0.023
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.307 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.361 → ×100 = 36.06 → 36

Offensive6.43

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.222	0.128	0.4	3.409
Shooting %	1	0.48	0.2	1.836
Assists per pass	0	0.121	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.426

Defensive5.03

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.52	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	6.073	3.658	0.2	0.732
Takeaways	2	3.138	4.61	0.25	1.152
Goals conceded	1	7.732	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.032

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Filip Chytil Stan Vader Inquisitors

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	5	2.33	2.1	0.23	1.273	0.293
Assists	0	2.11	1.81	0.19	-1.163	-0.221
Shots	8	4.85	3.56	0.09	0.886	0.08
Passes	19	17.47	7.15	0.08	0.214	0.017
Saves	1	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.512	-0.097
Blocks	4	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.485	-0.053
Takeaways	4	3.14	3.04	0.11	0.284	0.031

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.049 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.098, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.3

Pucker+95

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	4.236	1.18	0.32	0.378
Shots	8	4.846	1.651	0.08	0.132
Saves	1	2.52	0.397	0.15	0.06
Blocks	4	6.073	0.659	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	4	3.138	1.275	0.12	0.153
Passes	19	17.472	1.087	0.08	0.087
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.885 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.042 − 0.091 turnover penalty = 0.951 → ×100 = 95.08 → 95

Offensive5.31

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.152	0.128	0.4	2.697
Shooting %	0.625	0.48	0.2	1.435
Assists per pass	0	0.121	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 5.314

Defensive6.12

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.52	3.843	0.3	1.153
Blocks	4	6.073	4.685	0.2	0.937
Takeaways	4	3.138	7.072	0.25	1.768
Goals conceded	1	7.732	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.12

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Galalendon Vader Inquisitors

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.33	2.1	0.23	-0.63	-0.145
Assists	2	2.11	1.81	0.19	-0.058	-0.011
Shots	1	4.85	3.56	0.09	-1.08	-0.097
Passes	9	17.47	7.15	0.08	-1.185	-0.095
Saves	6	2.52	2.97	0.19	1.171	0.223
Blocks	5	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.251	-0.028
Takeaways	2	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.375	-0.041

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.194 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.611, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.9

Pucker+90

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2.5	4.236	0.59	0.32	0.189
Shots	1	4.846	0.206	0.08	0.017
Saves	6	2.52	2.381	0.15	0.357
Blocks	5	6.073	0.823	0.07	0.058
Takeaways	2	3.138	0.637	0.12	0.076
Passes	9	17.472	0.515	0.08	0.041
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.768 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.903 → ×100 = 90.33 → 90

Offensive7.23

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.086	0.128	0.4	1.893
Shooting %	1	0.48	0.2	1.836
Assists per pass	0.222	0.121	0.4	3.501

Σ contribution = 7.23

Defensive7.33

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	2.52	9.524	0.3	2.857
Blocks	5	6.073	5.3	0.2	1.06
Takeaways	2	3.138	4.61	0.25	1.152
Goals conceded	1	7.732	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 7.331

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.