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Feb 2, 2026 · Central B - East vs South · American Airlines Center

MVP [CHA] Richard Tantrum · 7.5 performance rating

Writing the recap…

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Dallas Donners

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[CHA] Richard Tantrum	1	0	1	1	7	3	1	8	4	14	8	1:20	136	4.36	9.15
[EWC] Shloompa	1	0	1	3	2	0	1	1	3	6	12	0:15	57	4.29	5.70
[SEA] Mags🐻	1	1	2	3	0	1	4	0	3	4	16	0:12	50	6.65	4.42

Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[CTH/NNN] Noob_Weapons	0	2	2	2	1	1	2	3	1	4	12	0:53	62	5.82	5.82
[DDS] LessThanDennis	0	1	1	4	0	2	1	3	3	6	16	0:39	53	4.04	5.73
[ELK] Kavorka	0	1	1	0	1	0	0	1	0	1	9	0:29	33	5.07	4.98
[KGF] GiraffeKiller	2	0	2	5	0	2	0	1	3	2	16	0:15	63	5.59	4.72
[WCW] Dionysus	2	2	4	2	2	1	1	2	2	4	15	0:47	95	7.60	6.03

Richard Tantrum Dallas Donners

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.64	1.52	0.23	-0.419	-0.096
Assists	0	1.34	1.19	0.19	-1.129	-0.214
Shots	1	3.73	2.78	0.09	-0.985	-0.089
Passes	8	16.09	7.24	0.08	-1.117	-0.089
Saves	7	2.1	2.32	0.19	2.115	0.402
Blocks	14	6.14	4.08	0.11	1.929	0.212
Takeaways	8	3.07	2.82	0.11	1.748	0.192

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.317 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.635, then +0.35 saves, +0.3 blocks, +0.25 hot shooting → 7.5

Pucker+136

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.867	0.349	0.32	0.112
Shots	1	3.734	0.268	0.08	0.021
Saves	7	2.096	3.34	0.15	0.501
Blocks	14	6.138	2.281	0.07	0.16
Takeaways	8	3.074	2.602	0.12	0.312
Passes	8	16.085	0.497	0.08	0.04
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 1.191 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.401 − 0.045 turnover penalty = 1.356 → ×100 = 135.57 → 136

Offensive4.36

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.013	0.082	0.4	1.296
Shooting %	1	0.439	0.2	1.885
Assists per pass	0	0.083	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.362

Defensive9.15

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	7	2.096	9.926	0.3	2.978
Blocks	14	6.138	9.427	0.2	1.885
Takeaways	8	3.074	9.688	0.25	2.422
Goals conceded	4	5.532	7.461	0.25	1.865

Σ contribution = 9.15

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Shloompa Dallas Donners

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.64	1.52	0.23	-0.419	-0.096
Assists	0	1.34	1.19	0.19	-1.129	-0.214
Shots	3	3.73	2.78	0.09	-0.264	-0.024
Passes	12	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.564	-0.045
Saves	2	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.041	-0.008
Blocks	6	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.034	-0.004
Takeaways	1	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.736	-0.081

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.472 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.055, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.9

Pucker+57

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.867	0.349	0.32	0.112
Shots	3	3.734	0.803	0.08	0.064
Saves	2	2.096	0.954	0.15	0.143
Blocks	6	6.138	0.977	0.07	0.068
Takeaways	1	3.074	0.325	0.12	0.039
Passes	12	16.085	0.746	0.08	0.06
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.486 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.572 → ×100 = 57.2 → 57

Offensive4.29

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.067	0.082	0.4	2.098
Shooting %	0.333	0.439	0.2	1.011
Assists per pass	0	0.083	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.291

Defensive5.70

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.096	5.817	0.3	1.745
Blocks	6	6.138	5.91	0.2	1.182
Takeaways	1	3.074	3.648	0.25	0.912
Goals conceded	4	5.532	7.461	0.25	1.865

Σ contribution = 5.704

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Mags🐻 Dallas Donners

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.64	1.52	0.23	-0.419	-0.096
Assists	1	1.34	1.19	0.19	-0.287	-0.054
Shots	3	3.73	2.78	0.09	-0.264	-0.024
Passes	16	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.012	-0.001
Saves	0	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.904	-0.172
Blocks	4	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.525	-0.058
Takeaways	0	3.07	2.82	0.11	-1.091	-0.12

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.525 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.95, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.8

Pucker+50

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	2.867	0.698	0.32	0.223
Shots	3	3.734	0.803	0.08	0.064
Saves	0	2.096	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	6.138	0.652	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	0	3.074	0	0.12	0
Passes	16	16.085	0.995	0.08	0.08
Faceoff win rate	0.2	0.5	0.4	0.03	0.012

Σ 0.425 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.5 → ×100 = 49.96 → 50

Offensive6.65

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.167	0.082	0.4	3.634
Shooting %	0.333	0.439	0.2	1.011
Assists per pass	0.062	0.083	0.4	2.008

Σ contribution = 6.653

Defensive4.42

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.096	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	6.138	4.66	0.2	0.932
Takeaways	0	3.074	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	4	5.532	7.461	0.25	1.865

Σ contribution = 4.421

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Noob_Weapons Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.64	1.52	0.23	-1.076	-0.247
Assists	2	1.34	1.19	0.19	0.556	0.106
Shots	2	3.73	2.78	0.09	-0.625	-0.056
Passes	12	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.564	-0.045
Saves	1	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.473	-0.09
Blocks	4	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.525	-0.058
Takeaways	3	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.026	-0.003

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.394 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.213, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.0

Pucker+62

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1.5	2.867	0.523	0.32	0.167
Shots	2	3.734	0.536	0.08	0.043
Saves	1	2.096	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	4	6.138	0.652	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	3	3.074	0.976	0.12	0.117
Passes	12	16.085	0.746	0.08	0.06
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.524 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.617 → ×100 = 61.67 → 62

Offensive5.82

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.038	0.082	0.4	1.609
Shooting %	0	0.439	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.167	0.083	0.4	3.619

Σ contribution = 5.818

Defensive5.82

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.096	4.08	0.3	1.224
Blocks	4	6.138	4.66	0.2	0.932
Takeaways	3	3.074	5.903	0.25	1.476
Goals conceded	3	5.532	8.752	0.25	2.188

Σ contribution = 5.82

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LessThanDennis Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.64	1.52	0.23	-1.076	-0.247
Assists	1	1.34	1.19	0.19	-0.287	-0.054
Shots	4	3.73	2.78	0.09	0.096	0.009
Passes	16	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.012	-0.001
Saves	0	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.904	-0.172
Blocks	6	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.034	-0.004
Takeaways	3	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.026	-0.003

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.473 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.055, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.9

Pucker+53

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0.5	2.867	0.174	0.32	0.056
Shots	4	3.734	1.071	0.08	0.086
Saves	0	2.096	0	0.15	0
Blocks	6	6.138	0.977	0.07	0.068
Takeaways	3	3.074	0.976	0.12	0.117
Passes	16	16.085	0.995	0.08	0.08
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.447 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.525 → ×100 = 52.54 → 53

Offensive4.04

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.026	0.082	0.4	1.444
Shooting %	0	0.439	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.062	0.083	0.4	2.008

Σ contribution = 4.043

Defensive5.73

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.096	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	6	6.138	5.91	0.2	1.182
Takeaways	3	3.074	5.903	0.25	1.476
Goals conceded	3	5.532	8.752	0.25	2.188

Σ contribution = 5.732

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Kavorka Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.64	1.52	0.23	-1.076	-0.247
Assists	1	1.34	1.19	0.19	-0.287	-0.054
Shots	0	3.73	2.78	0.09	-1.345	-0.121
Passes	9	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.979	-0.078
Saves	1	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.473	-0.09
Blocks	1	6.14	4.08	0.11	-1.261	-0.139
Takeaways	1	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.736	-0.081

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.811 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.379, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.4

Pucker+33

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.867	0.349	0.32	0.112
Shots	0	3.734	0	0.08	0
Saves	1	2.096	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	1	6.138	0.163	0.07	0.011
Takeaways	1	3.074	0.325	0.12	0.039
Passes	9	16.085	0.56	0.08	0.045
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.278 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.328 → ×100 = 32.75 → 33

Offensive5.07

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.034	0.082	0.4	1.562
Shooting %	0	0.439	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.111	0.083	0.4	2.914

Σ contribution = 5.067

Defensive4.98

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.096	4.08	0.3	1.224
Blocks	1	6.138	3.263	0.2	0.653
Takeaways	1	3.074	3.648	0.25	0.912
Goals conceded	3	5.532	8.752	0.25	2.188

Σ contribution = 4.977

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

GiraffeKiller Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.64	1.52	0.23	0.238	0.055
Assists	0	1.34	1.19	0.19	-1.129	-0.214
Shots	5	3.73	2.78	0.09	0.456	0.041
Passes	16	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.012	-0.001
Saves	0	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.904	-0.172
Blocks	2	6.14	4.08	0.11	-1.015	-0.112
Takeaways	1	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.736	-0.081

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.484 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.032, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.8

Pucker+63

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	2.867	0.698	0.32	0.223
Shots	5	3.734	1.339	0.08	0.107
Saves	0	2.096	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	6.138	0.326	0.07	0.023
Takeaways	1	3.074	0.325	0.12	0.039
Passes	16	16.085	0.995	0.08	0.08
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.532 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.626 → ×100 = 62.56 → 63

Offensive5.59

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.133	0.082	0.4	3.28
Shooting %	0.4	0.439	0.2	1.129
Assists per pass	0	0.083	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 5.591

Defensive4.72

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.096	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	6.138	3.649	0.2	0.73
Takeaways	1	3.074	3.648	0.25	0.912
Goals conceded	3	5.532	8.752	0.25	2.188

Σ contribution = 4.716

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.64	1.52	0.23	0.238	0.055
Assists	2	1.34	1.19	0.19	0.556	0.106
Shots	2	3.73	2.78	0.09	-0.625	-0.056
Passes	15	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.15	-0.012
Saves	2	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.041	-0.008
Blocks	4	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.525	-0.058
Takeaways	2	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.381	-0.042

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.016 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.969, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.2

Pucker+95

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	2.867	1.221	0.32	0.391
Shots	2	3.734	0.536	0.08	0.043
Saves	2	2.096	0.954	0.15	0.143
Blocks	4	6.138	0.652	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	2	3.074	0.651	0.12	0.078
Passes	15	16.085	0.933	0.08	0.075
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.805 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.947 → ×100 = 94.7 → 95

Offensive7.60

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.085	0.082	0.4	2.453
Shooting %	1	0.439	0.2	1.885
Assists per pass	0.133	0.083	0.4	3.259

Σ contribution = 7.597

Defensive6.03

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.096	5.817	0.3	1.745
Blocks	4	6.138	4.66	0.2	0.932
Takeaways	2	3.074	4.656	0.25	1.164
Goals conceded	3	5.532	8.752	0.25	2.188

Σ contribution = 6.029

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.