Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers vs Tombstone YackSlacks

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Jan 27, 2026 · Central B - South vs North · Green Grove Retirement Community

MVP Jenediah · 6.2 performance rating

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Ottawa Valley Geriatric SlappersvsTombstone YackSlacks

1Shots2021

16Saves151

1Faceoffs won67

7Takeaways2330

30Turnovers↓237

23Blocks149

42Passes3072

1:01Possession4:365:37

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

Player	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Noob_Weapons	0	1	0	3	2	3	6	11	0:10	31	2.95	5.79
LessThanDennis	0	6	1	1	1	7	5	16	0:15	49	2.95	7.12
Kavorka	0	0	0	0	4	4	1	3	0:08	17	2.95	5.55
Dionysus	1	9	0	3	0	16	11	12	0:28	29	2.95	7.76

Tombstone YackSlacks

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Jenediah	1	1	2	5	0	4	0	15	2	5	23	2:53	126	3.71	5.71
Ghost	3	1	4	6	1	3	1	5	1	3	17	0:55	106	5.14	5.24
YackSlack	1	0	1	10	0	0	0	10	4	1	32	1:49	92	3.11	5.24

Noob_Weapons Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.03	1.89	0.23	-1.071	-0.246
Assists	0	1.45	1.39	0.19	-1.046	-0.199
Shots	0	4.51	3.39	0.09	-1.331	-0.12
Passes	11	16.25	7.07	0.08	-0.742	-0.059
Saves	1	2.48	3.81	0.19	-0.388	-0.074
Blocks	6	5.79	4.88	0.11	0.043	0.005
Takeaways	2	3.21	3.33	0.11	-0.363	-0.04

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.733 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.534, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.5

Pucker+31

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.357	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	4.506	0	0.08	0
Saves	1	2.481	0.403	0.15	0.06
Blocks	6	5.792	1.036	0.07	0.073
Takeaways	2	3.208	0.623	0.12	0.075
Passes	11	16.247	0.677	0.08	0.054
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.262 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.308 → ×100 = 30.82 → 31

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.099	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.45	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.09	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive5.79

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.481	3.861	0.3	1.158
Blocks	6	5.792	6.143	0.2	1.229
Takeaways	2	3.208	4.561	0.25	1.14
Goals conceded	0	7.234	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.789

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LessThanDennis Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.03	1.89	0.23	-1.071	-0.246
Assists	0	1.45	1.39	0.19	-1.046	-0.199
Shots	0	4.51	3.39	0.09	-1.331	-0.12
Passes	16	16.25	7.07	0.08	-0.035	-0.003
Saves	6	2.48	3.81	0.19	0.923	0.175
Blocks	5	5.79	4.88	0.11	-0.162	-0.018
Takeaways	1	3.21	3.33	0.11	-0.664	-0.073

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.483 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.034, then −0.3 turnovers → 4.7

Pucker+49

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.357	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	4.506	0	0.08	0
Saves	6	2.481	2.419	0.15	0.363
Blocks	5	5.792	0.863	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	1	3.208	0.312	0.12	0.037
Passes	16	16.247	0.985	0.08	0.079
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.569 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.67 − 0.177 turnover penalty = 0.493 → ×100 = 49.26 → 49

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.099	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.45	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.09	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive7.12

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	2.481	9.557	0.3	2.867
Blocks	5	5.792	5.456	0.2	1.091
Takeaways	1	3.208	3.613	0.25	0.903
Goals conceded	0	7.234	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 7.123

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Kavorka Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.03	1.89	0.23	-1.071	-0.246
Assists	0	1.45	1.39	0.19	-1.046	-0.199
Shots	0	4.51	3.39	0.09	-1.331	-0.12
Passes	3	16.25	7.07	0.08	-1.874	-0.15
Saves	0	2.48	3.81	0.19	-0.65	-0.124
Blocks	1	5.79	4.88	0.11	-0.982	-0.108
Takeaways	4	3.21	3.33	0.11	0.238	0.026

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.92 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.16, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.2

Pucker+17

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.357	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	4.506	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	2.481	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.792	0.173	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	4	3.208	1.247	0.12	0.15
Passes	3	16.247	0.185	0.08	0.015
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.176 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.208 − 0.037 turnover penalty = 0.171 → ×100 = 17.06 → 17

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.099	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.45	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.09	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive5.55

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.481	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.792	3.284	0.2	0.657
Takeaways	4	3.208	6.968	0.25	1.742
Goals conceded	0	7.234	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.547

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.03	1.89	0.23	-1.071	-0.246
Assists	0	1.45	1.39	0.19	-1.046	-0.199
Shots	1	4.51	3.39	0.09	-1.036	-0.093
Passes	12	16.25	7.07	0.08	-0.601	-0.048
Saves	9	2.48	3.81	0.19	1.71	0.325
Blocks	11	5.79	4.88	0.11	1.067	0.117
Takeaways	0	3.21	3.33	0.11	-0.964	-0.106

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.25 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.5, then +0.35 saves, −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 5.3

Pucker+29

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.357	0	0.32	0
Shots	1	4.506	0.222	0.08	0.018
Saves	9	2.481	3.628	0.15	0.544
Blocks	11	5.792	1.899	0.07	0.133
Takeaways	0	3.208	0	0.12	0
Passes	12	16.247	0.739	0.08	0.059
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.754 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.887 − 0.598 turnover penalty = 0.289 → ×100 = 28.89 → 29

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.099	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.45	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.09	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive7.76

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	9	2.481	9.959	0.3	2.988
Blocks	11	5.792	8.863	0.2	1.773
Takeaways	0	3.208	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	0	7.234	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 7.761

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Jenediah Tombstone YackSlacks

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.03	1.89	0.23	-0.542	-0.125
Assists	1	1.45	1.39	0.19	-0.327	-0.062
Shots	5	4.51	3.39	0.09	0.146	0.013
Passes	23	16.25	7.07	0.08	0.955	0.076
Saves	0	2.48	3.81	0.19	-0.65	-0.124
Blocks	5	5.79	4.88	0.11	-0.162	-0.018
Takeaways	15	3.21	3.33	0.11	3.546	0.39

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.151 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.303, then +0.3 takeaways, −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 6.2

Pucker+126

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.357	0.596	0.32	0.191
Shots	5	4.506	1.11	0.08	0.089
Saves	0	2.481	0	0.15	0
Blocks	5	5.792	0.863	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	15	3.208	4.676	0.12	0.561
Passes	23	16.247	1.416	0.08	0.113
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 1.074 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.264 → ×100 = 126.38 → 126

Offensive3.71

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.012	0.099	0.4	1.267
Shooting %	0.2	0.45	0.2	0.796
Assists per pass	0.043	0.09	0.4	1.643

Σ contribution = 3.706

Defensive5.71

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.481	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	5	5.792	5.456	0.2	1.091
Takeaways	15	3.208	9.995	0.25	2.499
Goals conceded	10	7.234	4.921	0.25	1.23

Σ contribution = 5.706

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Ghost Tombstone YackSlacks

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	2.03	1.89	0.23	0.515	0.118
Assists	1	1.45	1.39	0.19	-0.327	-0.062
Shots	6	4.51	3.39	0.09	0.441	0.04
Passes	17	16.25	7.07	0.08	0.107	0.009
Saves	1	2.48	3.81	0.19	-0.388	-0.074
Blocks	3	5.79	4.88	0.11	-0.572	-0.063
Takeaways	5	3.21	3.33	0.11	0.539	0.059

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.027 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.054, then −0.2 goals against → 5.9

Pucker+106

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.357	1.191	0.32	0.381
Shots	6	4.506	1.331	0.08	0.107
Saves	1	2.481	0.403	0.15	0.06
Blocks	3	5.792	0.518	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	5	3.208	1.559	0.12	0.187
Passes	17	16.247	1.046	0.08	0.084
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 0.9 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.059 → ×100 = 105.91 → 106

Offensive5.14

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.073	0.099	0.4	1.981
Shooting %	0.5	0.45	0.2	1.289
Assists per pass	0.059	0.09	0.4	1.872

Σ contribution = 5.142

Defensive5.24

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.481	3.861	0.3	1.158
Blocks	3	5.792	4.208	0.2	0.842
Takeaways	5	3.208	8.028	0.25	2.007
Goals conceded	10	7.234	4.921	0.25	1.23

Σ contribution = 5.237

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

YackSlack Tombstone YackSlacks

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.03	1.89	0.23	-0.542	-0.125
Assists	0	1.45	1.39	0.19	-1.046	-0.199
Shots	10	4.51	3.39	0.09	1.623	0.146
Passes	32	16.25	7.07	0.08	2.228	0.178
Saves	0	2.48	3.81	0.19	-0.65	-0.124
Blocks	1	5.79	4.88	0.11	-0.982	-0.108
Takeaways	10	3.21	3.33	0.11	2.042	0.225

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.006 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.988, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.6

Pucker+92

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.357	0.298	0.32	0.095
Shots	10	4.506	2.219	0.08	0.178
Saves	0	2.481	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.792	0.173	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	10	3.208	3.117	0.12	0.374
Passes	32	16.247	1.97	0.08	0.158
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.817 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.961 − 0.037 turnover penalty = 0.924 → ×100 = 92.36 → 92

Offensive3.11

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.009	0.099	0.4	1.248
Shooting %	0.1	0.45	0.2	0.679
Assists per pass	0	0.09	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.108

Defensive5.24

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.481	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.792	3.284	0.2	0.657
Takeaways	10	3.208	9.886	0.25	2.471
Goals conceded	10	7.234	4.921	0.25	1.23

Σ contribution = 5.244

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.