Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers vs Windy City Walruses

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Jan 26, 2026 · Central B - South · Green Grove Retirement Community

MVP Noob_Weapons · 6.6 performance rating

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Ottawa Valley Geriatric SlappersvsWindy City Walruses

7Shots7

3Saves12

6Faceoffs won15

8Takeaways19

9Turnovers↓18

12Blocks820

96Passes4155

2:34Possession0:491:45

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Noob_Weapons	2	2	4	4	2	1	0	5	4	4	37	1	1:10	123	4.58	7.02
Kavorka	0	4	4	0	0	4	1	2	3	2	34	0	0:55	76	5.06	4.75
GiraffeKiller	3	0	3	3	1	0	3	0	1	3	18	0	0:14	67	6.64	4.82
Dionysus	0	1	1	0	0	1	1	1	1	3	7	0	0:15	23	5.33	4.58

Windy City Walruses

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
LilPrecip	2	1	3	3	0	0	3	2	4	3	15	0:12	58	7.08	4.61
My Rick Fell Off	2	1	3	4	0	1	1	1	3	9	22	0:16	78	6.22	5.13
plsstankrate	0	1	1	0	2	4	2	6	1	8	18	1:17	89	3.54	7.49

Noob_Weapons Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.77	2.16	0.23	0.105	0.024
Assists	2	1.8	1.92	0.19	0.102	0.019
Shots	4	3.52	3.09	0.09	0.157	0.014
Passes	37	16.62	8.99	0.08	2.268	0.181
Saves	2	1.74	2.12	0.19	0.121	0.023
Blocks	4	5.33	3.99	0.11	-0.335	-0.037
Takeaways	5	2.82	2.87	0.11	0.761	0.084

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.309 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.618, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.6

Pucker+123

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.364	1.041	0.32	0.333
Shots	4	3.515	1.138	0.08	0.091
Saves	2	1.742	1.148	0.15	0.172
Blocks	4	5.333	0.75	0.07	0.053
Takeaways	5	2.818	1.774	0.12	0.213
Passes	37	16.621	2.226	0.08	0.178
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 1.1 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.294 − 0.065 turnover penalty = 1.229 → ×100 = 122.85 → 123

Offensive4.58

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.057	0.104	0.4	1.725
Shooting %	0.5	0.504	0.2	1.193
Assists per pass	0.054	0.108	0.4	1.659

Σ contribution = 4.577

Defensive7.02

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	1.742	6.587	0.3	1.976
Blocks	4	5.333	5.02	0.2	1.004
Takeaways	5	2.818	8.597	0.25	2.149
Goals conceded	4	5.667	7.576	0.25	1.894

Σ contribution = 7.023

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Kavorka Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.77	2.16	0.23	-0.82	-0.189
Assists	4	1.8	1.92	0.19	1.142	0.217
Shots	0	3.52	3.09	0.09	-1.138	-0.102
Passes	34	16.62	8.99	0.08	1.934	0.155
Saves	0	1.74	2.12	0.19	-0.821	-0.156
Blocks	2	5.33	3.99	0.11	-0.836	-0.092
Takeaways	2	2.82	2.87	0.11	-0.286	-0.031

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.199 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.603, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 5.6

Pucker+76

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.364	1.041	0.32	0.333
Shots	0	3.515	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	1.742	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	5.333	0.375	0.07	0.026
Takeaways	2	2.818	0.71	0.12	0.085
Passes	34	16.621	2.046	0.08	0.164
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 0.656 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.772 − 0.011 turnover penalty = 0.761 → ×100 = 76.04 → 76

Offensive5.06

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.073	0.104	0.4	1.935
Shooting %	0	0.504	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.118	0.108	0.4	2.535

Σ contribution = 5.06

Defensive4.75

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.742	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	5.333	3.782	0.2	0.756
Takeaways	2	2.818	4.87	0.25	1.218
Goals conceded	4	5.667	7.576	0.25	1.894

Σ contribution = 4.754

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

GiraffeKiller Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.77	2.16	0.23	0.568	0.131
Assists	0	1.8	1.92	0.19	-0.937	-0.178
Shots	3	3.52	3.09	0.09	-0.167	-0.015
Passes	18	16.62	8.99	0.08	0.153	0.012
Saves	1	1.74	2.12	0.19	-0.35	-0.066
Blocks	3	5.33	3.99	0.11	-0.585	-0.064
Takeaways	0	2.82	2.87	0.11	-0.983	-0.108

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.289 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.421, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.7

Pucker+67

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.364	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	3	3.515	0.853	0.08	0.068
Saves	1	1.742	0.574	0.15	0.086
Blocks	3	5.333	0.562	0.07	0.039
Takeaways	0	2.818	0	0.12	0
Passes	18	16.621	1.083	0.08	0.087
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.566 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.666 → ×100 = 66.56 → 67

Offensive6.64

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.214	0.104	0.4	3.659
Shooting %	1	0.504	0.2	1.804
Assists per pass	0	0.108	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.644

Defensive4.82

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	1.742	4.392	0.3	1.318
Blocks	3	5.333	4.354	0.2	0.871
Takeaways	0	2.818	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	4	5.667	7.576	0.25	1.894

Σ contribution = 4.821

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.77	2.16	0.23	-0.82	-0.189
Assists	1	1.8	1.92	0.19	-0.418	-0.079
Shots	0	3.52	3.09	0.09	-1.138	-0.102
Passes	7	16.62	8.99	0.08	-1.071	-0.086
Saves	0	1.74	2.12	0.19	-0.821	-0.156
Blocks	3	5.33	3.99	0.11	-0.585	-0.064
Takeaways	1	2.82	2.87	0.11	-0.634	-0.07

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.746 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.508, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.5

Pucker+23

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0.5	3.364	0.149	0.32	0.048
Shots	0	3.515	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	1.742	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	5.333	0.562	0.07	0.039
Takeaways	1	2.818	0.355	0.12	0.043
Passes	7	16.621	0.421	0.08	0.034
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.193 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.227 → ×100 = 22.73 → 23

Offensive5.33

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.067	0.104	0.4	1.851
Shooting %	0	0.504	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.143	0.108	0.4	2.891

Σ contribution = 5.332

Defensive4.58

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.742	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	5.333	4.354	0.2	0.871
Takeaways	1	2.818	3.726	0.25	0.932
Goals conceded	4	5.667	7.576	0.25	1.894

Σ contribution = 4.583

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LilPrecip Windy City Walruses

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.77	2.16	0.23	0.105	0.024
Assists	1	1.8	1.92	0.19	-0.418	-0.079
Shots	3	3.52	3.09	0.09	-0.167	-0.015
Passes	15	16.62	8.99	0.08	-0.18	-0.014
Saves	0	1.74	2.12	0.19	-0.821	-0.156
Blocks	3	5.33	3.99	0.11	-0.585	-0.064
Takeaways	2	2.82	2.87	0.11	-0.286	-0.031

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.336 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.327, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.6

Pucker+58

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.364	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	3	3.515	0.853	0.08	0.068
Saves	0	1.742	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	5.333	0.562	0.07	0.039
Takeaways	2	2.818	0.71	0.12	0.085
Passes	15	16.621	0.902	0.08	0.072
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.55 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.648 − 0.065 turnover penalty = 0.583 → ×100 = 58.23 → 58

Offensive7.08

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.25	0.104	0.4	3.819
Shooting %	0.667	0.504	0.2	1.449
Assists per pass	0.067	0.108	0.4	1.812

Σ contribution = 7.08

Defensive4.61

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.742	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	5.333	4.354	0.2	0.871
Takeaways	2	2.818	4.87	0.25	1.218
Goals conceded	5	5.667	6.53	0.25	1.633

Σ contribution = 4.608

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

My Rick Fell Off Windy City Walruses

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.77	2.16	0.23	0.105	0.024
Assists	1	1.8	1.92	0.19	-0.418	-0.079
Shots	4	3.52	3.09	0.09	0.157	0.014
Passes	22	16.62	8.99	0.08	0.599	0.048
Saves	0	1.74	2.12	0.19	-0.821	-0.156
Blocks	9	5.33	3.99	0.11	0.92	0.101
Takeaways	1	2.82	2.87	0.11	-0.634	-0.07

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.118 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.764, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 5.8

Pucker+78

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.364	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	4	3.515	1.138	0.08	0.091
Saves	0	1.742	0	0.15	0
Blocks	9	5.333	1.688	0.07	0.118
Takeaways	1	2.818	0.355	0.12	0.043
Passes	22	16.621	1.324	0.08	0.106
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.673 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.792 − 0.011 turnover penalty = 0.781 → ×100 = 78.04 → 78

Offensive6.22

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.188	0.104	0.4	3.468
Shooting %	0.5	0.504	0.2	1.193
Assists per pass	0.045	0.108	0.4	1.563

Σ contribution = 6.223

Defensive5.13

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	1.742	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	9	5.333	8.385	0.2	1.677
Takeaways	1	2.818	3.726	0.25	0.932
Goals conceded	5	5.667	6.53	0.25	1.633

Σ contribution = 5.128

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

plsstankrate Windy City Walruses

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.77	2.16	0.23	-0.82	-0.189
Assists	1	1.8	1.92	0.19	-0.418	-0.079
Shots	0	3.52	3.09	0.09	-1.138	-0.102
Passes	18	16.62	8.99	0.08	0.153	0.012
Saves	2	1.74	2.12	0.19	0.121	0.023
Blocks	8	5.33	3.99	0.11	0.669	0.074
Takeaways	6	2.82	2.87	0.11	1.11	0.122

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.139 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.721, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 5.7

Pucker+89

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.364	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	0	3.515	0	0.08	0
Saves	2	1.742	1.148	0.15	0.172
Blocks	8	5.333	1.5	0.07	0.105
Takeaways	6	2.818	2.129	0.12	0.255
Passes	18	16.621	1.083	0.08	0.087
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.754 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.888 → ×100 = 88.76 → 89

Offensive3.54

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.013	0.104	0.4	1.274
Shooting %	0	0.504	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.056	0.108	0.4	1.676

Σ contribution = 3.541

Defensive7.49

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	1.742	6.587	0.3	1.976
Blocks	8	5.333	7.848	0.2	1.57
Takeaways	6	2.818	9.243	0.25	2.311
Goals conceded	5	5.667	6.53	0.25	1.633

Σ contribution = 7.49

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.