Barrie Bird Killers vs Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

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Jan 20, 2026 · Central B - South vs West · Mardi Gras Stadium

MVP Noob_Weapons · 6.8 performance rating

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Barrie Bird KillersvsOttawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

15Shots116

7Saves310

7Faceoffs won29

14Takeaways410

10Turnovers↓414

26Blocks1214

43Passes4386

2:01Possession0:042:05

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Barrie Bird Killers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Cheddx	1	0	1	2	6	5	1	6	3	8	15	0:33	122	3.81	7.98
Skeetshooter42	0	3	3	4	1	1	4	3	3	11	16	0:56	90	5.93	5.80
Looees	4	0	4	9	0	1	4	5	4	7	12	0:32	101	5.07	5.62

Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Noob_Weapons	4	1	5	7	3	2	2	5	1	4	20	0:41	141	5.75	7.24
LessThanDennis	2	1	3	4	4	3	1	4	5	5	16	0:24	106	5.87	7.48
GiraffeKiller	1	4	5	2	1	1	0	0	5	0	29	0:33	80	7.47	4.39
Dionysus	2	2	4	3	2	3	4	1	3	5	21	0:27	83	7.00	5.61

Cheddx Barrie Bird Killers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.07	2.07	0.23	-0.519	-0.119
Assists	0	1.52	1.28	0.19	-1.193	-0.227
Shots	2	4.11	3.42	0.09	-0.617	-0.056
Passes	15	16.52	6.44	0.08	-0.236	-0.019
Saves	6	2.04	2.57	0.19	1.542	0.293
Blocks	8	5.89	4.15	0.11	0.509	0.056
Takeaways	6	2.85	2.16	0.11	1.457	0.16

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.089 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.177, then −0.2 goals against → 6.0

Pucker+122

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.486	0.287	0.32	0.092
Shots	2	4.112	0.486	0.08	0.039
Saves	6	2.037	2.945	0.15	0.442
Blocks	8	5.888	1.359	0.07	0.095
Takeaways	6	2.85	2.105	0.12	0.253
Passes	15	16.523	0.908	0.08	0.073
Faceoff win rate	0.833	0.5	1.667	0.03	0.05

Σ 1.043 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.227 − 0.008 turnover penalty = 1.219 → ×100 = 121.89 → 122

Offensive3.81

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.03	0.101	0.4	1.434
Shooting %	0.5	0.505	0.2	1.193
Assists per pass	0	0.092	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.808

Defensive7.98

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	6	2.037	9.84	0.3	2.952
Blocks	8	5.888	7.376	0.2	1.475
Takeaways	6	2.85	9.209	0.25	2.302
Goals conceded	9	6.692	4.996	0.25	1.249

Σ contribution = 7.978

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Skeetshooter42 Barrie Bird Killers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.07	2.07	0.23	-1.001	-0.23
Assists	3	1.52	1.28	0.19	1.157	0.22
Shots	4	4.11	3.42	0.09	-0.033	-0.003
Passes	16	16.52	6.44	0.08	-0.081	-0.006
Saves	1	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.404	-0.077
Blocks	11	5.89	4.15	0.11	1.231	0.135
Takeaways	3	2.85	2.16	0.11	0.069	0.008

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.046 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.093, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.7

Pucker+90

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.486	0.861	0.32	0.275
Shots	4	4.112	0.973	0.08	0.078
Saves	1	2.037	0.491	0.15	0.074
Blocks	11	5.888	1.868	0.07	0.131
Takeaways	3	2.85	1.052	0.12	0.126
Passes	16	16.523	0.968	0.08	0.077
Faceoff win rate	0.2	0.5	0.4	0.03	0.012

Σ 0.773 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.91 − 0.008 turnover penalty = 0.902 → ×100 = 90.2 → 90

Offensive5.93

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.054	0.101	0.4	1.702
Shooting %	0	0.505	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.188	0.092	0.4	3.641

Σ contribution = 5.933

Defensive5.80

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.037	4.123	0.3	1.237
Blocks	11	5.888	8.802	0.2	1.76
Takeaways	3	2.85	6.21	0.25	1.552
Goals conceded	9	6.692	4.996	0.25	1.249

Σ contribution = 5.798

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Looees Barrie Bird Killers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	2.07	2.07	0.23	0.929	0.214
Assists	0	1.52	1.28	0.19	-1.193	-0.227
Shots	9	4.11	3.42	0.09	1.429	0.129
Passes	12	16.52	6.44	0.08	-0.702	-0.056
Saves	0	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.793	-0.151
Blocks	7	5.89	4.15	0.11	0.268	0.029
Takeaways	5	2.85	2.16	0.11	0.994	0.109

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.047 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.095, then −0.2 goals against → 5.9

Pucker+101

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.486	1.147	0.32	0.367
Shots	9	4.112	2.189	0.08	0.175
Saves	0	2.037	0	0.15	0
Blocks	7	5.888	1.189	0.07	0.083
Takeaways	5	2.85	1.754	0.12	0.21
Passes	12	16.523	0.726	0.08	0.058
Faceoff win rate	0.2	0.5	0.4	0.03	0.012

Σ 0.906 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.066 − 0.06 turnover penalty = 1.006 → ×100 = 100.55 → 101

Offensive5.07

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.125	0.101	0.4	2.78
Shooting %	0.444	0.505	0.2	1.105
Assists per pass	0	0.092	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 5.066

Defensive5.62

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.037	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	7	5.888	6.747	0.2	1.349
Takeaways	5	2.85	8.55	0.25	2.138
Goals conceded	9	6.692	4.996	0.25	1.249

Σ contribution = 5.622

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Noob_Weapons Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	2.07	2.07	0.23	0.929	0.214
Assists	1	1.52	1.28	0.19	-0.41	-0.078
Shots	7	4.11	3.42	0.09	0.844	0.076
Passes	20	16.52	6.44	0.08	0.54	0.043
Saves	3	2.04	2.57	0.19	0.375	0.071
Blocks	4	5.89	4.15	0.11	-0.455	-0.05
Takeaways	5	2.85	2.16	0.11	0.994	0.109

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.385 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.771, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.8

Pucker+141

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.486	1.434	0.32	0.459
Shots	7	4.112	1.702	0.08	0.136
Saves	3	2.037	1.472	0.15	0.221
Blocks	4	5.888	0.679	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	5	2.85	1.754	0.12	0.21
Passes	20	16.523	1.21	0.08	0.097
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 1.201 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.413 → ×100 = 141.28 → 141

Offensive5.75

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.122	0.101	0.4	2.734
Shooting %	0.571	0.505	0.2	1.305
Assists per pass	0.05	0.092	0.4	1.715

Σ contribution = 5.754

Defensive7.24

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.037	7.761	0.3	2.328
Blocks	4	5.888	4.76	0.2	0.952
Takeaways	5	2.85	8.55	0.25	2.138
Goals conceded	5	6.692	7.304	0.25	1.826

Σ contribution = 7.244

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LessThanDennis Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.07	2.07	0.23	-0.036	-0.008
Assists	1	1.52	1.28	0.19	-0.41	-0.078
Shots	4	4.11	3.42	0.09	-0.033	-0.003
Passes	16	16.52	6.44	0.08	-0.081	-0.006
Saves	4	2.04	2.57	0.19	0.764	0.145
Blocks	5	5.89	4.15	0.11	-0.214	-0.024
Takeaways	4	2.85	2.16	0.11	0.532	0.058

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.084 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.169, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.2

Pucker+106

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.486	0.861	0.32	0.275
Shots	4	4.112	0.973	0.08	0.078
Saves	4	2.037	1.963	0.15	0.294
Blocks	5	5.888	0.849	0.07	0.059
Takeaways	4	2.85	1.403	0.12	0.168
Passes	16	16.523	0.968	0.08	0.077
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 0.998 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.174 − 0.113 turnover penalty = 1.061 → ×100 = 106.1 → 106

Offensive5.87

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.125	0.101	0.4	2.78
Shooting %	0.5	0.505	0.2	1.193
Assists per pass	0.062	0.092	0.4	1.902

Σ contribution = 5.874

Defensive7.48

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	4	2.037	8.983	0.3	2.695
Blocks	5	5.888	5.401	0.2	1.08
Takeaways	4	2.85	7.531	0.25	1.883
Goals conceded	5	6.692	7.304	0.25	1.826

Σ contribution = 7.484

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

GiraffeKiller Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.07	2.07	0.23	-0.519	-0.119
Assists	4	1.52	1.28	0.19	1.94	0.369
Shots	2	4.11	3.42	0.09	-0.617	-0.056
Passes	29	16.52	6.44	0.08	1.937	0.155
Saves	1	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.404	-0.077
Blocks	0	5.89	4.15	0.11	-1.418	-0.156
Takeaways	0	2.85	2.16	0.11	-1.318	-0.145

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.029 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.942, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 5.9

Pucker+80

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.486	1.434	0.32	0.459
Shots	2	4.112	0.486	0.08	0.039
Saves	1	2.037	0.491	0.15	0.074
Blocks	0	5.888	0	0.07	0
Takeaways	0	2.85	0	0.12	0
Passes	29	16.523	1.755	0.08	0.14
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.772 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.908 − 0.113 turnover penalty = 0.795 → ×100 = 79.5 → 80

Offensive7.47

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.152	0.101	0.4	3.146
Shooting %	0.5	0.505	0.2	1.193
Assists per pass	0.138	0.092	0.4	3.135

Σ contribution = 7.473

Defensive4.39

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.037	4.123	0.3	1.237
Blocks	0	5.888	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	0	2.85	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	5	6.692	7.304	0.25	1.826

Σ contribution = 4.392

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.07	2.07	0.23	-0.036	-0.008
Assists	2	1.52	1.28	0.19	0.373	0.071
Shots	3	4.11	3.42	0.09	-0.325	-0.029
Passes	21	16.52	6.44	0.08	0.695	0.056
Saves	2	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.015	-0.003
Blocks	5	5.89	4.15	0.11	-0.214	-0.024
Takeaways	1	2.85	2.16	0.11	-0.856	-0.094

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.031 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.937, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.2

Pucker+83

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.486	0.861	0.32	0.275
Shots	3	4.112	0.73	0.08	0.058
Saves	2	2.037	0.982	0.15	0.147
Blocks	5	5.888	0.849	0.07	0.059
Takeaways	1	2.85	0.351	0.12	0.042
Passes	21	16.523	1.271	0.08	0.102
Faceoff win rate	0.429	0.5	0.857	0.03	0.026

Σ 0.71 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.835 − 0.008 turnover penalty = 0.827 → ×100 = 82.73 → 83

Offensive7.00

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.148	0.101	0.4	3.103
Shooting %	0.667	0.505	0.2	1.449
Assists per pass	0.095	0.092	0.4	2.453

Σ contribution = 7.005

Defensive5.61

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.037	5.927	0.3	1.778
Blocks	5	5.888	5.401	0.2	1.08
Takeaways	1	2.85	3.716	0.25	0.929
Goals conceded	5	6.692	7.304	0.25	1.826

Σ contribution = 5.613

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.