Seattle Slap Nuts vs Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

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Jan 14, 2026 · Central B - South vs West · Get Money Here Arena

MVP [WCW] Dionysus · 7.8 performance rating

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Seattle Slap NutsvsOttawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

6Shots713

2Saves24

7Faceoffs won29

16Takeaways124

4Turnovers↓1216

21Blocks223

49Passes554

2:12Possession0:561:16

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Seattle Slap Nuts

Player	G	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[BCB] TMNNational	0	0	1	1	2	6	7	1	9	20	0:34	71	2.95	6.35
[BOS] King	2	2	5	1	4	1	8	2	10	11	1:29	107	3.58	6.49
[HAWT] CorruptWolfy	0	0	0	0	1	2	1	1	2	18	0:09	20	2.95	3.68

Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[CTH/NNN] Noob_Weapons	1	2	3	1	2	6	1	1	2	6	11	0:06	78	9.40	6.18
[DDS] LessThanDennis	3	3	6	5	0	2	1	1	3	2	19	0:15	99	8.72	4.81
[KGF] GiraffeKiller	1	2	3	1	0	0	2	1	2	2	5	0:02	45	9.80	4.81
[WCW] Dionysus	6	2	8	6	2	1	3	1	9	13	19	0:53	115	7.57	6.84

TMNNational Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.07	2.07	0.23	-1.001	-0.23
Assists	0	1.52	1.28	0.19	-1.193	-0.227
Shots	1	4.11	3.42	0.09	-0.91	-0.082
Passes	20	16.52	6.44	0.08	0.54	0.043
Saves	1	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.404	-0.077
Blocks	9	5.89	4.15	0.11	0.749	0.082
Takeaways	7	2.85	2.16	0.11	1.919	0.211

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.279 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.442, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.0

Pucker+71

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.486	0	0.32	0
Shots	1	4.112	0.243	0.08	0.019
Saves	1	2.037	0.491	0.15	0.074
Blocks	9	5.888	1.529	0.07	0.107
Takeaways	7	2.85	2.456	0.12	0.295
Passes	20	16.523	1.21	0.08	0.097
Faceoff win rate	0.25	0.5	0.5	0.03	0.015

Σ 0.607 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.714 → ×100 = 71.36 → 71

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.101	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.505	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.092	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive6.35

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.037	4.123	0.3	1.237
Blocks	9	5.888	7.937	0.2	1.587
Takeaways	7	2.85	9.587	0.25	2.397
Goals conceded	11	6.692	4.509	0.25	1.127

Σ contribution = 6.348

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

King Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.07	2.07	0.23	-0.036	-0.008
Assists	0	1.52	1.28	0.19	-1.193	-0.227
Shots	5	4.11	3.42	0.09	0.26	0.023
Passes	11	16.52	6.44	0.08	-0.857	-0.069
Saves	1	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.404	-0.077
Blocks	10	5.89	4.15	0.11	0.99	0.109
Takeaways	8	2.85	2.16	0.11	2.382	0.262

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.014 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.028, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.6

Pucker+107

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.486	0.574	0.32	0.184
Shots	5	4.112	1.216	0.08	0.097
Saves	1	2.037	0.491	0.15	0.074
Blocks	10	5.888	1.698	0.07	0.119
Takeaways	8	2.85	2.807	0.12	0.337
Passes	11	16.523	0.666	0.08	0.053
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 0.911 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.072 → ×100 = 107.23 → 107

Offensive3.58

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.022	0.101	0.4	1.359
Shooting %	0.4	0.505	0.2	1.037
Assists per pass	0	0.092	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.577

Defensive6.49

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.037	4.123	0.3	1.237
Blocks	10	5.888	8.413	0.2	1.683
Takeaways	8	2.85	9.79	0.25	2.447
Goals conceded	11	6.692	4.509	0.25	1.127

Σ contribution = 6.494

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

CorruptWolfy Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.07	2.07	0.23	-1.001	-0.23
Assists	0	1.52	1.28	0.19	-1.193	-0.227
Shots	0	4.11	3.42	0.09	-1.202	-0.108
Passes	18	16.52	6.44	0.08	0.229	0.018
Saves	0	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.793	-0.151
Blocks	2	5.89	4.15	0.11	-0.936	-0.103
Takeaways	1	2.85	2.16	0.11	-0.856	-0.094

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.895 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.211, then −0.2 goals against → 4.0

Pucker+20

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.486	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	4.112	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	2.037	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	5.888	0.34	0.07	0.024
Takeaways	1	2.85	0.351	0.12	0.042
Passes	18	16.523	1.089	0.08	0.087
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.173 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.204 → ×100 = 20.36 → 20

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.101	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.505	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.092	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive3.68

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.037	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	5.888	3.686	0.2	0.737
Takeaways	1	2.85	3.716	0.25	0.929
Goals conceded	11	6.692	4.509	0.25	1.127

Σ contribution = 3.679

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Noob_Weapons Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.07	2.07	0.23	-0.519	-0.119
Assists	2	1.52	1.28	0.19	0.373	0.071
Shots	1	4.11	3.42	0.09	-0.91	-0.082
Passes	11	16.52	6.44	0.08	-0.857	-0.069
Saves	2	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.015	-0.003
Blocks	6	5.89	4.15	0.11	0.027	0.003
Takeaways	1	2.85	2.16	0.11	-0.856	-0.094

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.293 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.415, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.7

Pucker+78

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.486	0.861	0.32	0.275
Shots	1	4.112	0.243	0.08	0.019
Saves	2	2.037	0.982	0.15	0.147
Blocks	6	5.888	1.019	0.07	0.071
Takeaways	1	2.85	0.351	0.12	0.042
Passes	11	16.523	0.666	0.08	0.053
Faceoff win rate	0.857	0.5	1.714	0.03	0.051

Σ 0.66 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.777 → ×100 = 77.67 → 78

Offensive9.40

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.5	0.101	0.4	3.999
Shooting %	1	0.505	0.2	1.803
Assists per pass	0.182	0.092	0.4	3.599

Σ contribution = 9.401

Defensive6.18

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.037	5.927	0.3	1.778
Blocks	6	5.888	6.076	0.2	1.215
Takeaways	1	2.85	3.716	0.25	0.929
Goals conceded	2	6.692	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.184

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LessThanDennis Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	2.07	2.07	0.23	0.446	0.103
Assists	3	1.52	1.28	0.19	1.157	0.22
Shots	5	4.11	3.42	0.09	0.26	0.023
Passes	19	16.52	6.44	0.08	0.384	0.031
Saves	0	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.793	-0.151
Blocks	2	5.89	4.15	0.11	-0.936	-0.103
Takeaways	1	2.85	2.16	0.11	-0.856	-0.094

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.029 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.058, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.3

Pucker+99

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6	3.486	1.721	0.32	0.551
Shots	5	4.112	1.216	0.08	0.097
Saves	0	2.037	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	5.888	0.34	0.07	0.024
Takeaways	1	2.85	0.351	0.12	0.042
Passes	19	16.523	1.15	0.08	0.092
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.846 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.995 − 0.008 turnover penalty = 0.987 → ×100 = 98.73 → 99

Offensive8.72

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.4	0.101	0.4	3.992
Shooting %	0.6	0.505	0.2	1.35
Assists per pass	0.158	0.092	0.4	3.38

Σ contribution = 8.721

Defensive4.81

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.037	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	5.888	3.686	0.2	0.737
Takeaways	1	2.85	3.716	0.25	0.929
Goals conceded	2	6.692	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 4.814

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

GiraffeKiller Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.07	2.07	0.23	-0.519	-0.119
Assists	2	1.52	1.28	0.19	0.373	0.071
Shots	1	4.11	3.42	0.09	-0.91	-0.082
Passes	5	16.52	6.44	0.08	-1.789	-0.143
Saves	0	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.793	-0.151
Blocks	2	5.89	4.15	0.11	-0.936	-0.103
Takeaways	1	2.85	2.16	0.11	-0.856	-0.094

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.621 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.758, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.0

Pucker+45

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.486	0.861	0.32	0.275
Shots	1	4.112	0.243	0.08	0.019
Saves	0	2.037	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	5.888	0.34	0.07	0.024
Takeaways	1	2.85	0.351	0.12	0.042
Passes	5	16.523	0.303	0.08	0.024
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.385 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.453 → ×100 = 45.29 → 45

Offensive9.80

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	1.5	0.101	0.4	4
Shooting %	1	0.505	0.2	1.803
Assists per pass	0.4	0.092	0.4	3.996

Σ contribution = 9.799

Defensive4.81

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.037	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	5.888	3.686	0.2	0.737
Takeaways	1	2.85	3.716	0.25	0.929
Goals conceded	2	6.692	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 4.814

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	6	2.07	2.07	0.23	1.894	0.436
Assists	2	1.52	1.28	0.19	0.373	0.071
Shots	6	4.11	3.42	0.09	0.552	0.05
Passes	19	16.52	6.44	0.08	0.384	0.031
Saves	2	2.04	2.57	0.19	-0.015	-0.003
Blocks	13	5.89	4.15	0.11	1.712	0.188
Takeaways	1	2.85	2.16	0.11	-0.856	-0.094

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.678 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.357, then +0.5 hat trick, +0.25 hot shooting, −0.3 turnovers → 7.8

Pucker+115

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7.5	3.486	2.151	0.32	0.688
Shots	6	4.112	1.459	0.08	0.117
Saves	2	2.037	0.982	0.15	0.147
Blocks	13	5.888	2.208	0.07	0.155
Takeaways	1	2.85	0.351	0.12	0.042
Passes	19	16.523	1.15	0.08	0.092
Faceoff win rate	0.25	0.5	0.5	0.03	0.015

Σ 1.256 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.478 − 0.324 turnover penalty = 1.154 → ×100 = 115.41 → 115

Offensive7.57

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.151	0.101	0.4	3.139
Shooting %	1	0.505	0.2	1.803
Assists per pass	0.105	0.092	0.4	2.625

Σ contribution = 7.567

Defensive6.84

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.037	5.927	0.3	1.778
Blocks	13	5.888	9.344	0.2	1.869
Takeaways	1	2.85	3.716	0.25	0.929
Goals conceded	2	6.692	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.838

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.