Barrie Bird Killers vs Seattle Slap Nuts

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Jan 12, 2026 · Central B - West · Mardi Gras Stadium

MVP [BIH] semen slayer · 6.5 performance rating

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Barrie Bird KillersvsSeattle Slap Nuts

8Shots1624

16Saves142

4Faceoffs won812

11Takeaways110

10Turnovers↓111

33Blocks258

44Passes3478

0:58Possession1:001:58

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Barrie Bird Killers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[BIH] semen slayer	3	1	4	5	1	1	5	10	3	9	21	0:27	116	5.90	6.61
[ERI] Cheddx	1	0	1	1	10	2	3	0	5	7	14	0:04	94	6.76	6.52
[ERI] Skeetshooter42	2	0	2	2	5	1	4	1	2	17	9	0:27	89	4.89	6.98

Seattle Slap Nuts

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[BCB] TMNNational	3	2	5	6	0	2	2	4	2	5	26	0	0:58	92	5.27	5.32
[BOS] King	4	1	5	9	1	7	2	5	5	2	22	1	0:49	103	4.98	5.50
[HAWT] CorruptWolfy	1	3	4	9	1	3	0	1	4	1	30	0	0:11	87	7.01	4.45

semen slayer Barrie Bird Killers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	2.5	2.22	0.23	0.225	0.052
Assists	1	1.77	1.36	0.19	-0.566	-0.108
Shots	5	5.08	3.91	0.09	-0.021	-0.002
Passes	21	17.28	8.07	0.08	0.461	0.037
Saves	1	2.58	2.79	0.19	-0.567	-0.108
Blocks	9	6.03	3.72	0.11	0.798	0.088
Takeaways	10	3.65	2.61	0.11	2.434	0.268

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.227 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.454, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 6.5

Pucker+116

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	4.162	0.961	0.32	0.308
Shots	5	5.081	0.984	0.08	0.079
Saves	1	2.581	0.387	0.15	0.058
Blocks	9	6.027	1.493	0.07	0.105
Takeaways	10	3.649	2.741	0.12	0.329
Passes	21	17.284	1.215	0.08	0.097
Faceoff win rate	0.167	0.5	0.333	0.03	0.01

Σ 0.985 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.159 → ×100 = 115.88 → 116

Offensive5.90

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.148	0.111	0.4	2.914
Shooting %	0.6	0.492	0.2	1.373
Assists per pass	0.048	0.102	0.4	1.617

Σ contribution = 5.904

Defensive6.61

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.581	3.816	0.3	1.145
Blocks	9	6.027	7.827	0.2	1.565
Takeaways	10	3.649	9.761	0.25	2.44
Goals conceded	8	7.676	5.838	0.25	1.459

Σ contribution = 6.609

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Cheddx Barrie Bird Killers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.5	2.22	0.23	-0.675	-0.155
Assists	0	1.77	1.36	0.19	-1.301	-0.247
Shots	1	5.08	3.91	0.09	-1.043	-0.094
Passes	14	17.28	8.07	0.08	-0.407	-0.033
Saves	10	2.58	2.79	0.19	2.66	0.505
Blocks	7	6.03	3.72	0.11	0.261	0.029
Takeaways	0	3.65	2.61	0.11	-1.399	-0.154

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.149 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.703, then +0.35 saves, +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 6.1

Pucker+94

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	4.162	0.24	0.32	0.077
Shots	1	5.081	0.197	0.08	0.016
Saves	10	2.581	3.874	0.15	0.581
Blocks	7	6.027	1.161	0.07	0.081
Takeaways	0	3.649	0	0.12	0
Passes	14	17.284	0.81	0.08	0.065
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 0.844 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.993 − 0.056 turnover penalty = 0.937 → ×100 = 93.65 → 94

Offensive6.76

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.25	0.111	0.4	3.757
Shooting %	1	0.492	0.2	1.82
Assists per pass	0	0.102	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.758

Defensive6.52

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	10	2.581	9.975	0.3	2.992
Blocks	7	6.027	6.64	0.2	1.328
Takeaways	0	3.649	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	8	7.676	5.838	0.25	1.459

Σ contribution = 6.517

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Skeetshooter42 Barrie Bird Killers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.5	2.22	0.23	-0.225	-0.052
Assists	0	1.77	1.36	0.19	-1.301	-0.247
Shots	2	5.08	3.91	0.09	-0.787	-0.071
Passes	9	17.28	8.07	0.08	-1.027	-0.082
Saves	5	2.58	2.79	0.19	0.867	0.165
Blocks	17	6.03	3.72	0.11	2.947	0.324
Takeaways	1	3.65	2.61	0.11	-1.015	-0.112

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.075 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.85, then +0.3 blocks, +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 6.2

Pucker+89

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	4.162	0.481	0.32	0.154
Shots	2	5.081	0.394	0.08	0.031
Saves	5	2.581	1.937	0.15	0.291
Blocks	17	6.027	2.821	0.07	0.197
Takeaways	1	3.649	0.274	0.12	0.033
Passes	9	17.284	0.521	0.08	0.042
Faceoff win rate	0.2	0.5	0.4	0.03	0.012

Σ 0.76 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.894 → ×100 = 89.39 → 89

Offensive4.89

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.074	0.111	0.4	1.885
Shooting %	1	0.492	0.2	1.82
Assists per pass	0	0.102	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.887

Defensive6.98

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	5	2.581	8.936	0.3	2.681
Blocks	17	6.027	9.796	0.2	1.959
Takeaways	1	3.649	3.518	0.25	0.879
Goals conceded	8	7.676	5.838	0.25	1.459

Σ contribution = 6.978

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

TMNNational Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	2.5	2.22	0.23	0.225	0.052
Assists	2	1.77	1.36	0.19	0.169	0.032
Shots	6	5.08	3.91	0.09	0.235	0.021
Passes	26	17.28	8.07	0.08	1.081	0.086
Saves	0	2.58	2.79	0.19	-0.925	-0.176
Blocks	5	6.03	3.72	0.11	-0.276	-0.03
Takeaways	4	3.65	2.61	0.11	0.135	0.015

6.0 + clip(Σ 0 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.0

Pucker+92

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4.5	4.162	1.081	0.32	0.346
Shots	6	5.081	1.181	0.08	0.094
Saves	0	2.581	0	0.15	0
Blocks	5	6.027	0.83	0.07	0.058
Takeaways	4	3.649	1.096	0.12	0.132
Passes	26	17.284	1.504	0.08	0.12
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.78 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.918 → ×100 = 91.81 → 92

Offensive5.27

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.086	0.111	0.4	2.047
Shooting %	0.5	0.492	0.2	1.213
Assists per pass	0.077	0.102	0.4	2.01

Σ contribution = 5.269

Defensive5.32

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.581	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	5	6.027	5.325	0.2	1.065
Takeaways	4	3.649	6.384	0.25	1.596
Goals conceded	6	7.676	7.089	0.25	1.772

Σ contribution = 5.319

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

King Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	2.5	2.22	0.23	0.675	0.155
Assists	1	1.77	1.36	0.19	-0.566	-0.108
Shots	9	5.08	3.91	0.09	1.002	0.09
Passes	22	17.28	8.07	0.08	0.585	0.047
Saves	1	2.58	2.79	0.19	-0.567	-0.108
Blocks	2	6.03	3.72	0.11	-1.082	-0.119
Takeaways	5	3.65	2.61	0.11	0.518	0.057

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.015 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.03, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.0

Pucker+103

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	4.162	1.201	0.32	0.384
Shots	9	5.081	1.771	0.08	0.142
Saves	1	2.581	0.387	0.15	0.058
Blocks	2	6.027	0.332	0.07	0.023
Takeaways	5	3.649	1.37	0.12	0.164
Passes	22	17.284	1.273	0.08	0.102
Faceoff win rate	0.778	0.5	1.556	0.03	0.047

Σ 0.92 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.083 − 0.056 turnover penalty = 1.027 → ×100 = 102.65 → 103

Offensive4.98

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.102	0.111	0.4	2.269
Shooting %	0.444	0.492	0.2	1.123
Assists per pass	0.045	0.102	0.4	1.592

Σ contribution = 4.984

Defensive5.50

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.581	3.816	0.3	1.145
Blocks	2	6.027	3.665	0.2	0.733
Takeaways	5	3.649	7.417	0.25	1.854
Goals conceded	6	7.676	7.089	0.25	1.772

Σ contribution = 5.504

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

CorruptWolfy Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.5	2.22	0.23	-0.675	-0.155
Assists	3	1.77	1.36	0.19	0.904	0.172
Shots	9	5.08	3.91	0.09	1.002	0.09
Passes	30	17.28	8.07	0.08	1.577	0.126
Saves	1	2.58	2.79	0.19	-0.567	-0.108
Blocks	1	6.03	3.72	0.11	-1.35	-0.149
Takeaways	1	3.65	2.61	0.11	-1.015	-0.112

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.135 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.73, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.5

Pucker+87

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	4.162	0.961	0.32	0.308
Shots	9	5.081	1.771	0.08	0.142
Saves	1	2.581	0.387	0.15	0.058
Blocks	1	6.027	0.166	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	1	3.649	0.274	0.12	0.033
Passes	30	17.284	1.736	0.08	0.139
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.751 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.883 − 0.015 turnover penalty = 0.868 → ×100 = 86.81 → 87

Offensive7.01

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.364	0.111	0.4	3.966
Shooting %	0.111	0.492	0.2	0.68
Assists per pass	0.1	0.102	0.4	2.362

Σ contribution = 7.009

Defensive4.45

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.581	3.816	0.3	1.145
Blocks	1	6.027	3.269	0.2	0.654
Takeaways	1	3.649	3.518	0.25	0.879
Goals conceded	6	7.676	7.089	0.25	1.772

Σ contribution = 4.45

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.