Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Hoboken Huncho$

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Feb 16, 2026 · Intermediate Division · The Waffle Iron

MVP Gronk · 9.0 performance rating

Writing the recap…

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsHoboken Huncho$

25Shots1213

10Saves212

7Faceoffs won29

12Takeaways210

10Turnovers↓212

11Blocks11

47Passes148

1:37Possession0:101:27

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	5	0	5	9	0	3	3	4	3	4	17	0:17	113	6.44	5.83
Securitron MK II	3	3	6	5	0	2	5	5	4	2	17	0:19	112	8.82	5.88
Gronk	3	6	9	9	8	2	0	3	1	5	8	0:52	215	8.29	7.76
Dos	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0:05	15	6.58	4.48
Dionysus	1	0	1	1	2	0	1	0	2	0	2	0:04	32	6.84	5.34

Hoboken Huncho$

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Shloompa	2	0	2	4	8	6	5	2	8	4	11	0:29	101	4.30	6.12
Conro	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	1	3	3	0:02	8	2.95	3.50
Sylvatic	0	1	1	7	2	1	1	6	2	1	17	0:31	85	3.83	5.63
Withdrawals	1	1	2	1	2	2	0	2	1	3	17	0:25	66	5.67	4.75

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	5	1.89	1.66	0.23	1.873	0.431
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	9	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.693	0.152
Passes	17	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.031	0.003
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	4	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.26	0.029

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.175 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.35, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.3

Pucker+113

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5	3.363	1.487	0.32	0.476
Shots	9	3.983	2.26	0.08	0.181
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	4	3.252	1.23	0.12	0.148
Passes	17	16.768	1.014	0.08	0.081
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.963 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.133 → ×100 = 113.32 → 113

Offensive6.44

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.294	0.104	0.4	3.918
Shooting %	0.556	0.474	0.2	1.336
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.436

Defensive5.83

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	4	3.252	6.904	0.25	1.726
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.83

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Securitron MK II Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	3	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.987	0.188
Shots	5	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.343	0.031
Passes	17	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.031	0.003
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	2	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.999	-0.11
Takeaways	5	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.608	0.067

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.172 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.343, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.6

Pucker+112

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6	3.363	1.784	0.32	0.571
Shots	5	3.983	1.255	0.08	0.1
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	5.84	0.342	0.07	0.024
Takeaways	5	3.252	1.538	0.12	0.185
Passes	17	16.768	1.014	0.08	0.081
Faceoff win rate	0.286	0.5	0.571	0.03	0.017

Σ 0.978 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.151 − 0.036 turnover penalty = 1.115 → ×100 = 111.51 → 112

Offensive8.82

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.316	0.104	0.4	3.946
Shooting %	0.6	0.474	0.2	1.408
Assists per pass	0.176	0.098	0.4	3.465

Σ contribution = 8.819

Defensive5.88

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	5.84	3.693	0.2	0.739
Takeaways	5	3.252	7.965	0.25	1.991
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.878

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR9.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	6	1.64	1.38	0.19	3.166	0.602
Shots	9	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.693	0.152
Passes	8	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.186	-0.095
Saves	8	2.09	2.48	0.19	2.377	0.452
Blocks	5	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.219	-0.024
Takeaways	3	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.088	-0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ 1.231 × 2, −3 to 3) = 8.462, then +0.4 playmaker, +0.35 saves, −0.2 cold shooting → 9.0

Pucker+215

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	8.5	3.363	2.528	0.32	0.809
Shots	9	3.983	2.26	0.08	0.181
Saves	8	2.095	3.819	0.15	0.573
Blocks	5	5.84	0.856	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	3	3.252	0.923	0.12	0.111
Passes	8	16.768	0.477	0.08	0.038
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 1.831 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 2.154 → ×100 = 215.45 → 215

Offensive8.29

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.173	0.104	0.4	3.325
Shooting %	0.333	0.474	0.2	0.969
Assists per pass	0.75	0.098	0.4	4

Σ contribution = 8.295

Defensive7.76

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	8	2.095	9.972	0.3	2.991
Blocks	5	5.84	5.428	0.2	1.086
Takeaways	3	3.252	5.691	0.25	1.423
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 7.762

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dos Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	3	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.862	-0.149
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	0	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.519	-0.167
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −1.04 × 2, −3 to 3) = 3.919, then +0.25 hot shooting → 4.2

Pucker+15

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	0	5.84	0	0.07	0
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	3	16.768	0.179	0.08	0.014
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.13 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.152 → ×100 = 15.24 → 15

Offensive6.58

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.2	0.104	0.4	3.56
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.585

Defensive4.48

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	0	5.84	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 4.477

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	2	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.997	-0.16
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	0	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.519	-0.167
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.898 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.203, then +0.25 hot shooting → 4.5

Pucker+32

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	0	5.84	0	0.07	0
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	2	16.768	0.119	0.08	0.01
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.268 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.315 → ×100 = 31.53 → 32

Offensive6.84

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.25	0.104	0.4	3.816
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.84

Defensive5.34

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	0	5.84	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.337

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Shloompa Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.068	0.016
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	4	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.006	0.001
Passes	11	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.78	-0.062
Saves	8	2.09	2.48	0.19	2.377	0.452
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	2	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.435	-0.048

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.078 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.157, then +0.35 saves, −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 goals against → 6.0

Pucker+101

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.363	0.595	0.32	0.19
Shots	4	3.983	1.004	0.08	0.08
Saves	8	2.095	3.819	0.15	0.573
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	2	3.252	0.615	0.12	0.074
Passes	11	16.768	0.656	0.08	0.052
Faceoff win rate	0.545	0.5	1.091	0.03	0.033

Σ 1.05 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.236 − 0.221 turnover penalty = 1.015 → ×100 = 101.46 → 101

Offensive4.30

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.069	0.104	0.4	1.878
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.303

Defensive6.12

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	8	2.095	9.972	0.3	2.991
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	2	3.252	4.532	0.25	1.133
Goals conceded	13	6.446	4.139	0.25	1.035

Σ contribution = 6.115

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Conro Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	3	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.862	-0.149
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −1.093 × 2, −3 to 3) = 3.814, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 3.4

Pucker+8

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.363	0	0.32	0
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	3	16.768	0.179	0.08	0.014
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.07 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.083 → ×100 = 8.28 → 8

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.104	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive3.50

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	13	6.446	4.139	0.25	1.035

Σ contribution = 3.498

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Sylvatic Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	7	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.018	0.092
Passes	17	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.031	0.003
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	1	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.259	-0.138
Takeaways	6	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.955	0.105

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.296 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.407, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.0

Pucker+85

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	7	3.983	1.758	0.08	0.141
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	1	5.84	0.171	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	6	3.252	1.845	0.12	0.221
Passes	17	16.768	1.014	0.08	0.081
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.723 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.851 → ×100 = 85.12 → 85

Offensive3.83

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.032	0.104	0.4	1.443
Shooting %	0	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.059	0.098	0.4	1.794

Σ contribution = 3.827

Defensive5.63

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	1	5.84	3.281	0.2	0.656
Takeaways	6	3.252	8.754	0.25	2.188
Goals conceded	13	6.446	4.139	0.25	1.035

Σ contribution = 5.625

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Withdrawals Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	17	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.031	0.003
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	2	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.435	-0.048

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.436 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.128, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.2

Pucker+66

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1.5	3.363	0.446	0.32	0.143
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	2	3.252	0.615	0.12	0.074
Passes	17	16.768	1.014	0.08	0.081
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.557 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.655 → ×100 = 65.52 → 66

Offensive5.67

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.08	0.104	0.4	2.034
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0.059	0.098	0.4	1.794

Σ contribution = 5.671

Defensive4.75

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	2	3.252	4.532	0.25	1.133
Goals conceded	13	6.446	4.139	0.25	1.035

Σ contribution = 4.753

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.