Michigan Mafia vs Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

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Feb 16, 2026 · Intermediate Division · Michigan Mansion

MVP Stiff · 8.0 performance rating

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Michigan MafiavsPawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

17Shots215

9Saves312

4Faceoffs won610

12Takeaways719

18Turnovers↓612

28Blocks1711

54Passes2680

1:40Possession1:443:24

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Michigan Mafia

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Barkov	1	2	3	2	0	0	1	0	0	4	4	0:04	46	9.24	4.15
Stiff	3	1	4	6	8	1	3	3	4	12	23	0:36	167	5.34	7.82
Tef	1	2	3	5	1	3	3	6	8	9	20	0:46	80	5.05	6.58
PixelSquidy	0	0	0	4	0	0	3	3	6	3	7	0:14	18	2.95	4.72

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	0	2	2	0	1	3	0	0	0	0	6	0	0:09	36	8.26	4.33
Securitron MK II	2	2	4	6	0	3	3	6	8	1	31	0	0:34	80	5.45	5.51
Gronk	1	3	4	5	8	2	1	9	1	6	20	1	2:01	182	5.41	8.44
Dos	3	1	4	4	3	2	0	4	3	4	23	0	0:40	122	5.55	6.75

Barkov Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	2	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.669	-0.06
Passes	4	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.726	-0.138
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.609 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.782, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.8

Pucker+46

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.363	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	2	3.983	0.502	0.08	0.04
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	4	16.768	0.239	0.08	0.019
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.393 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.462 → ×100 = 46.2 → 46

Offensive9.24

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.75	0.104	0.4	4
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0.5	0.098	0.4	3.999

Σ contribution = 9.243

Defensive4.15

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	6	6.446	6.297	0.25	1.574

Σ contribution = 4.154

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Stiff Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	6	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.681	0.061
Passes	23	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.843	0.067
Saves	8	2.09	2.48	0.19	2.377	0.452
Blocks	12	5.84	3.84	0.11	1.602	0.176
Takeaways	3	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.088	-0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.812 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.625, then +0.35 saves → 8.0

Pucker+167

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.363	1.189	0.32	0.381
Shots	6	3.983	1.507	0.08	0.121
Saves	8	2.095	3.819	0.15	0.573
Blocks	12	5.84	2.055	0.07	0.144
Takeaways	3	3.252	0.923	0.12	0.111
Passes	23	16.768	1.372	0.08	0.11
Faceoff win rate	0.25	0.5	0.5	0.03	0.015

Σ 1.453 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.71 − 0.036 turnover penalty = 1.674 → ×100 = 167.41 → 167

Offensive5.34

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.111	0.104	0.4	2.505
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0.043	0.098	0.4	1.592

Σ contribution = 5.341

Defensive7.82

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	8	2.095	9.972	0.3	2.991
Blocks	12	5.84	9.134	0.2	1.827
Takeaways	3	3.252	5.691	0.25	1.423
Goals conceded	6	6.446	6.297	0.25	1.574

Σ contribution = 7.815

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Tef Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	5	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.343	0.031
Passes	20	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.437	0.035
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	9	5.84	3.84	0.11	0.822	0.09
Takeaways	6	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.955	0.105

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.104 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.208, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 5.7

Pucker+80

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2.5	3.363	0.743	0.32	0.238
Shots	5	3.983	1.255	0.08	0.1
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	9	5.84	1.541	0.07	0.108
Takeaways	6	3.252	1.845	0.12	0.221
Passes	20	16.768	1.193	0.08	0.095
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.865 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.017 − 0.221 turnover penalty = 0.796 → ×100 = 79.59 → 80

Offensive5.05

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.065	0.104	0.4	1.827
Shooting %	0.2	0.474	0.2	0.783
Assists per pass	0.1	0.098	0.4	2.435

Σ contribution = 5.045

Defensive6.58

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	4.081	0.3	1.224
Blocks	9	5.84	7.975	0.2	1.595
Takeaways	6	3.252	8.754	0.25	2.188
Goals conceded	6	6.446	6.297	0.25	1.574

Σ contribution = 6.581

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

PixelSquidy Michigan Mafia

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	4	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.006	0.001
Passes	7	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.321	-0.106
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	3	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.088	-0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.844 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.312, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 3.8

Pucker+18

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.363	0	0.32	0
Shots	4	3.983	1.004	0.08	0.08
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	3	3.252	0.923	0.12	0.111
Passes	7	16.768	0.417	0.08	0.033
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.26 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.306 − 0.128 turnover penalty = 0.178 → ×100 = 17.79 → 18

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.104	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive4.72

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	3	3.252	5.691	0.25	1.423
Goals conceded	6	6.446	6.297	0.25	1.574

Σ contribution = 4.722

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	0	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.343	-0.121
Passes	6	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.456	-0.116
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	0	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.519	-0.167
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.824 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.351, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.4

Pucker+36

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1.5	3.363	0.446	0.32	0.143
Shots	0	3.983	0	0.08	0
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	0	5.84	0	0.07	0
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	6	16.768	0.358	0.08	0.029
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.303 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.356 → ×100 = 35.64 → 36

Offensive8.26

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.222	0.104	0.4	3.698
Shooting %	0	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.333	0.098	0.4	3.974

Σ contribution = 8.263

Defensive4.33

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	4.081	0.3	1.224
Blocks	0	5.84	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	5	6.446	7.126	0.25	1.781

Σ contribution = 4.334

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Securitron MK II Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.068	0.016
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	6	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.681	0.061
Passes	31	16.77	7.4	0.08	1.924	0.154
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	1	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.259	-0.138
Takeaways	6	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.955	0.105

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.087 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.173, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting → 5.7

Pucker+80

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.363	1.041	0.32	0.333
Shots	6	3.983	1.507	0.08	0.121
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.84	0.171	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	6	3.252	1.845	0.12	0.221
Passes	31	16.768	1.849	0.08	0.148
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.865 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.017 − 0.221 turnover penalty = 0.796 → ×100 = 79.62 → 80

Offensive5.45

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.118	0.104	0.4	2.604
Shooting %	0.333	0.474	0.2	0.969
Assists per pass	0.065	0.098	0.4	1.875

Σ contribution = 5.449

Defensive5.51

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.84	3.281	0.2	0.656
Takeaways	6	3.252	8.754	0.25	2.188
Goals conceded	5	6.446	7.126	0.25	1.781

Σ contribution = 5.511

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	3	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.987	0.188
Shots	5	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.343	0.031
Passes	20	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.437	0.035
Saves	8	2.09	2.48	0.19	2.377	0.452
Blocks	6	5.84	3.84	0.11	0.042	0.005
Takeaways	9	3.25	2.88	0.11	1.998	0.22

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.806 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.613, then +0.35 saves, −0.2 cold shooting → 7.8

Pucker+182

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.363	1.041	0.32	0.333
Shots	5	3.983	1.255	0.08	0.1
Saves	8	2.095	3.819	0.15	0.573
Blocks	6	5.84	1.027	0.07	0.072
Takeaways	9	3.252	2.768	0.12	0.332
Passes	20	16.768	1.193	0.08	0.095
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 1.546 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.819 → ×100 = 181.86 → 182

Offensive5.41

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.033	0.104	0.4	1.45
Shooting %	0.2	0.474	0.2	0.783
Assists per pass	0.15	0.098	0.4	3.18

Σ contribution = 5.414

Defensive8.44

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	8	2.095	9.972	0.3	2.991
Blocks	6	5.84	6.109	0.2	1.222
Takeaways	9	3.252	9.773	0.25	2.443
Goals conceded	5	6.446	7.126	0.25	1.781

Σ contribution = 8.437

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dos Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	4	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.006	0.001
Passes	23	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.843	0.067
Saves	3	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.364	0.069
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	4	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.26	0.029

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.179 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.357, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.6

Pucker+122

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.363	1.189	0.32	0.381
Shots	4	3.983	1.004	0.08	0.08
Saves	3	2.095	1.432	0.15	0.215
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	4	3.252	1.23	0.12	0.148
Passes	23	16.768	1.372	0.08	0.11
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 1.041 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.225 → ×100 = 122.48 → 122

Offensive5.55

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.1	0.104	0.4	2.335
Shooting %	0.75	0.474	0.2	1.619
Assists per pass	0.043	0.098	0.4	1.592

Σ contribution = 5.546

Defensive6.75

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.095	7.628	0.3	2.289
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	4	3.252	6.904	0.25	1.726
Goals conceded	5	6.446	7.126	0.25	1.781

Σ contribution = 6.752

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.