Vader Wookies vs Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

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Jan 26, 2026 · Intermediate Division · The Millennium Falcon

MVP Gronk · 8.8 performance rating

Writing the recap…

Vader WookiesvsPawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

7Shots1522

10Saves64

8Faceoffs won19

6Takeaways915

15Turnovers↓96

33Blocks1518

46Passes2672

1:09Possession0:421:51

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Vader Wookies

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Faceguy [ >:) ]	1	0	1	4	1	3	3	1	6	13	19	0:19	53	3.70	5.07
AddyP786	0	1	1	0	9	1	2	1	2	9	11	0:19	113	4.54	6.56
Midget	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	1	5	3	0:07	17	2.95	3.94
Ghostwalker	1	0	1	1	0	0	3	2	3	4	11	0:12	34	5.11	4.04
Galalendon	1	0	1	2	0	3	0	1	3	2	2	0:12	31	4.51	3.59

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	2	2	4	5	0	3	2	4	3	3	27	0:25	92	6.28	5.71
Gronk	8	1	9	12	1	4	2	6	1	5	21	1:03	187	6.12	6.76
Dionysus	2	6	8	5	3	2	4	5	2	10	24	0:23	173	8.91	8.23

Faceguy [ >:) ] Vader Wookies

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	4	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.006	0.001
Passes	19	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.302	0.024
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	13	5.84	3.84	0.11	1.862	0.205
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.29 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.421, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.7

Pucker+53

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	4	3.983	1.004	0.08	0.08
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	13	5.84	2.226	0.07	0.156
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	19	16.768	1.133	0.08	0.091
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.56 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.659 − 0.128 turnover penalty = 0.531 → ×100 = 53.09 → 53

Offensive3.70

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.053	0.104	0.4	1.667
Shooting %	0.25	0.474	0.2	0.848
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.696

Defensive5.07

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	4.081	0.3	1.224
Blocks	13	5.84	9.366	0.2	1.873
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	12	6.446	4.271	0.25	1.068

Σ contribution = 5.065

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

AddyP786 Vader Wookies

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	0	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.343	-0.121
Passes	11	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.78	-0.062
Saves	9	2.09	2.48	0.19	2.78	0.528
Blocks	9	5.84	3.84	0.11	0.822	0.09
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.001 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.999, then +0.35 saves, −0.2 goals against → 6.1

Pucker+113

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	0	3.983	0	0.08	0
Saves	9	2.095	4.296	0.15	0.644
Blocks	9	5.84	1.541	0.07	0.108
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	11	16.768	0.656	0.08	0.052
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.957 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.126 → ×100 = 112.57 → 113

Offensive4.54

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.053	0.104	0.4	1.667
Shooting %	0	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.091	0.098	0.4	2.287

Σ contribution = 4.544

Defensive6.56

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	9	2.095	9.989	0.3	2.997
Blocks	9	5.84	7.975	0.2	1.595
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	12	6.446	4.271	0.25	1.068

Σ contribution = 6.56

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Midget Vader Wookies

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	0	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.343	-0.121
Passes	3	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.862	-0.149
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	5	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.219	-0.024
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −1.028 × 2, −3 to 3) = 3.944, then −0.2 goals against → 3.7

Pucker+17

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.363	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	3.983	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	5	5.84	0.856	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	3	16.768	0.179	0.08	0.014
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.141 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.166 → ×100 = 16.6 → 17

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.104	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive3.94

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	5	5.84	5.428	0.2	1.086
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	12	6.446	4.271	0.25	1.068

Σ contribution = 3.94

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Ghostwalker Vader Wookies

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	11	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.78	-0.062
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	2	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.435	-0.048

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.763 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.474, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.5

Pucker+34

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	2	3.252	0.615	0.12	0.074
Passes	11	16.768	0.656	0.08	0.052
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.289 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.341 → ×100 = 34.06 → 34

Offensive5.11

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.083	0.104	0.4	2.083
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 5.108

Defensive4.04

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	2	3.252	4.532	0.25	1.133
Goals conceded	12	6.446	4.271	0.25	1.068

Σ contribution = 4.043

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Galalendon Vader Wookies

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	2	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.669	-0.06
Passes	2	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.997	-0.16
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	2	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.999	-0.11
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.925 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.149, then −0.2 goals against → 3.9

Pucker+31

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	2	3.983	0.502	0.08	0.04
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	5.84	0.342	0.07	0.024
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	2	16.768	0.119	0.08	0.01
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.266 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.313 → ×100 = 31.26 → 31

Offensive4.51

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.083	0.104	0.4	2.083
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.508

Defensive3.59

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	5.84	3.693	0.2	0.739
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	12	6.446	4.271	0.25	1.068

Σ contribution = 3.593

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.068	0.016
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	5	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.343	0.031
Passes	27	16.77	7.4	0.08	1.384	0.111
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	4	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.26	0.029

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.006 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.988, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.8

Pucker+92

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3.5	3.363	1.041	0.32	0.333
Shots	5	3.983	1.255	0.08	0.1
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	4	3.252	1.23	0.12	0.148
Passes	27	16.768	1.61	0.08	0.129
Faceoff win rate	0.6	0.5	1.2	0.03	0.036

Σ 0.782 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.92 → ×100 = 91.98 → 92

Offensive6.28

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.16	0.104	0.4	3.182
Shooting %	0.4	0.474	0.2	1.076
Assists per pass	0.074	0.098	0.4	2.019

Σ contribution = 6.277

Defensive5.71

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	4	3.252	6.904	0.25	1.726
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.713

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	8	1.89	1.66	0.23	3.679	0.846
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	12	3.98	2.96	0.09	2.705	0.243
Passes	21	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.572	0.046
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	5	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.219	-0.024
Takeaways	6	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.955	0.105

6.0 + clip(Σ 1.044 × 2, −3 to 3) = 8.089, then +0.5 hat trick, +0.25 hot shooting → 8.8

Pucker+187

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	9	3.363	2.676	0.32	0.856
Shots	12	3.983	3.013	0.08	0.241
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	5	5.84	0.856	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	6	3.252	1.845	0.12	0.221
Passes	21	16.768	1.252	0.08	0.1
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 1.591 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.871 → ×100 = 187.13 → 187

Offensive6.12

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.143	0.104	0.4	2.967
Shooting %	0.667	0.474	0.2	1.508
Assists per pass	0.048	0.098	0.4	1.644

Σ contribution = 6.119

Defensive6.76

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	4.081	0.3	1.224
Blocks	5	5.84	5.428	0.2	1.086
Takeaways	6	3.252	8.754	0.25	2.188
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.76

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.068	0.016
Assists	6	1.64	1.38	0.19	3.166	0.602
Shots	5	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.343	0.031
Passes	24	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.978	0.078
Saves	3	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.364	0.069
Blocks	10	5.84	3.84	0.11	1.082	0.119
Takeaways	5	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.608	0.067

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.981 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.963, then +0.4 playmaker, −0.2 cold shooting → 8.2

Pucker+173

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7.5	3.363	2.23	0.32	0.714
Shots	5	3.983	1.255	0.08	0.1
Saves	3	2.095	1.432	0.15	0.215
Blocks	10	5.84	1.712	0.07	0.12
Takeaways	5	3.252	1.538	0.12	0.185
Passes	24	16.768	1.431	0.08	0.115
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 1.468 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.727 → ×100 = 172.68 → 173

Offensive8.91

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.348	0.104	0.4	3.97
Shooting %	0.4	0.474	0.2	1.076
Assists per pass	0.25	0.098	0.4	3.863

Σ contribution = 8.91

Defensive8.23

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.095	7.628	0.3	2.289
Blocks	10	5.84	8.448	0.2	1.69
Takeaways	5	3.252	7.965	0.25	1.991
Goals conceded	3	6.446	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 8.232

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.