Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Vader Eastern Attackers

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Jan 19, 2026 · Intermediate Division · The Waffle Iron

MVP Dionysus · 7.4 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsVader Eastern Attackers

13Shots58

4Saves15

6Faceoffs won39

11Takeaways516

16Turnovers↓511

20Blocks424

83Passes3449

1:46Possession0:081:54

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	3	1	4	6	0	2	3	5	6	5	27	0:36	93	5.27	6.01
Securitron MK II	2	4	6	4	2	0	5	3	5	3	30	0:34	114	7.56	6.05
Dionysus	3	3	6	3	2	4	1	3	5	12	26	0:36	127	7.78	7.04

Vader Eastern Attackers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Skiztastic	1	2	3	2	0	4	0	11	1	5	16	1:02	109	5.69	5.76
Bingle	1	0	1	2	3	1	1	0	0	3	8	0:00	53	3.61	5.17
Reeko	0	1	1	1	2	1	1	4	5	12	13	0:45	62	4.00	6.61
Akakattack	2	0	2	3	0	3	4	1	5	4	12	0:07	41	6.59	4.05

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	6	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.681	0.061
Passes	27	16.77	7.4	0.08	1.384	0.111
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	5	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.219	-0.024
Takeaways	5	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.608	0.067

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.12 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.24, then −0.3 turnovers → 5.9

Pucker+93

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.363	1.189	0.32	0.381
Shots	6	3.983	1.507	0.08	0.121
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	5	5.84	0.856	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	5	3.252	1.538	0.12	0.185
Passes	27	16.768	1.61	0.08	0.129
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 0.898 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.057 − 0.128 turnover penalty = 0.929 → ×100 = 92.85 → 93

Offensive5.27

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.111	0.104	0.4	2.505
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0.037	0.098	0.4	1.516

Σ contribution = 5.265

Defensive6.01

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	5	5.84	5.428	0.2	1.086
Takeaways	5	3.252	7.965	0.25	1.991
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 6.008

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Securitron MK II Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.068	0.016
Assists	4	1.64	1.38	0.19	1.713	0.326
Shots	4	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.006	0.001
Passes	30	16.77	7.4	0.08	1.789	0.143
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	3	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.088	-0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.387 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.773, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.8

Pucker+114

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5.5	3.363	1.636	0.32	0.523
Shots	4	3.983	1.004	0.08	0.08
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	3	3.252	0.923	0.12	0.111
Passes	30	16.768	1.789	0.08	0.143
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 1.037 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.22 − 0.082 turnover penalty = 1.138 → ×100 = 113.76 → 114

Offensive7.56

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.176	0.104	0.4	3.36
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0.133	0.098	0.4	2.956

Σ contribution = 7.559

Defensive6.05

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	3	3.252	5.691	0.25	1.423
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 6.053

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	3	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.987	0.188
Shots	3	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.331	-0.03
Passes	26	16.77	7.4	0.08	1.248	0.1
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	12	5.84	3.84	0.11	1.602	0.176
Takeaways	3	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.088	-0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.571 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.142, then +0.25 hot shooting → 7.4

Pucker+127

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	5.5	3.363	1.636	0.32	0.523
Shots	3	3.983	0.753	0.08	0.06
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	12	5.84	2.055	0.07	0.144
Takeaways	3	3.252	0.923	0.12	0.111
Passes	26	16.768	1.551	0.08	0.124
Faceoff win rate	0.8	0.5	1.6	0.03	0.048

Σ 1.153 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.357 − 0.082 turnover penalty = 1.275 → ×100 = 127.49 → 127

Offensive7.78

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.167	0.104	0.4	3.258
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0.115	0.098	0.4	2.683

Σ contribution = 7.784

Defensive7.04

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	12	5.84	9.134	0.2	1.827
Takeaways	3	3.252	5.691	0.25	1.423
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 7.041

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Skiztastic Vader Eastern Attackers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	2	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.669	-0.06
Passes	16	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.104	-0.008
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	5	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.219	-0.024
Takeaways	11	3.25	2.88	0.11	2.693	0.296

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.03 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.94, then −0.2 goals against → 5.7

Pucker+109

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.363	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	2	3.983	0.502	0.08	0.04
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	5	5.84	0.856	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	11	3.252	3.383	0.12	0.406
Passes	16	16.768	0.954	0.08	0.076
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.928 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.092 → ×100 = 109.16 → 109

Offensive5.69

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.048	0.104	0.4	1.616
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0.125	0.098	0.4	2.833

Σ contribution = 5.693

Defensive5.76

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	5	5.84	5.428	0.2	1.086
Takeaways	11	3.252	9.932	0.25	2.483
Goals conceded	8	6.446	5.233	0.25	1.308

Σ contribution = 5.763

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Bingle Vader Eastern Attackers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	2	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.669	-0.06
Passes	8	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.186	-0.095
Saves	3	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.364	0.069
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.641 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.719, then −0.2 goals against → 4.5

Pucker+53

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	2	3.983	0.502	0.08	0.04
Saves	3	2.095	1.432	0.15	0.215
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	8	16.768	0.477	0.08	0.038
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.454 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.534 → ×100 = 53.44 → 53

Offensive3.61

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0	0.104	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.607

Defensive5.17

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.095	7.628	0.3	2.289
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	8	6.446	5.233	0.25	1.308

Σ contribution = 5.174

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Reeko Vader Eastern Attackers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	13	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.51	-0.041
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	12	5.84	3.84	0.11	1.602	0.176
Takeaways	4	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.26	0.029

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.284 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.433, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.0

Pucker+62

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0.5	3.363	0.149	0.32	0.048
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	12	5.84	2.055	0.07	0.144
Takeaways	4	3.252	1.23	0.12	0.148
Passes	13	16.768	0.775	0.08	0.062
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.594 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.699 − 0.082 turnover penalty = 0.617 → ×100 = 61.72 → 62

Offensive4.00

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.022	0.104	0.4	1.349
Shooting %	0	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.077	0.098	0.4	2.063

Σ contribution = 4.003

Defensive6.61

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	12	5.84	9.134	0.2	1.827
Takeaways	4	3.252	6.904	0.25	1.726
Goals conceded	8	6.446	5.233	0.25	1.308

Σ contribution = 6.607

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Akakattack Vader Eastern Attackers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.068	0.016
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	3	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.331	-0.03
Passes	12	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.645	-0.052
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.591 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.817, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.9

Pucker+41

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.363	0.595	0.32	0.19
Shots	3	3.983	0.753	0.08	0.06
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	12	16.768	0.716	0.08	0.057
Faceoff win rate	0.429	0.5	0.857	0.03	0.026

Σ 0.418 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.492 − 0.082 turnover penalty = 0.41 → ×100 = 41.02 → 41

Offensive6.59

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.286	0.104	0.4	3.904
Shooting %	0.667	0.474	0.2	1.508
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 6.594

Defensive4.05

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	8	6.446	5.233	0.25	1.308

Σ contribution = 4.05

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.