Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Vader Jabbas

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Jan 12, 2026 · Intermediate Division · The Waffle Iron

MVP IGETNOHUZZ · 7.4 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsVader Jabbas

22Shots184

0Saves1111

9Faceoffs won18

9Takeaways110

10Turnovers↓19

9Blocks2332

92Passes4547

1:40Possession0:331:07

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	2	3	5	3	5	4	7	4	3	29	0:54	109	6.22	6.09
CorruptWolfy	4	3	7	8	2	1	2	3	1	37	0:05	127	7.37	4.72
Securitron MK II	1	1	2	1	0	0	0	0	1	9	0:20	31	6.79	4.33
Dionysus	4	4	8	10	2	3	0	3	4	17	0:21	126	8.88	4.63

Vader Jabbas

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Mags🐻	3	0	3	3	4	2	2	0	3	10	14	0:06	117	7.02	6.20
IGETNOHUZZ	1	2	3	1	5	2	3	9	5	15	15	0:55	141	6.49	8.34
Leoracingusa	0	1	1	0	2	4	4	1	1	7	18	0:06	50	5.60	5.11

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.068	0.016
Assists	3	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.987	0.188
Shots	3	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.331	-0.03
Passes	29	16.77	7.4	0.08	1.654	0.132
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	7	3.25	2.88	0.11	1.303	0.143

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.207 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.415, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.7

Pucker+109

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4.5	3.363	1.338	0.32	0.428
Shots	3	3.983	0.753	0.08	0.06
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	7	3.252	2.153	0.12	0.258
Passes	29	16.768	1.729	0.08	0.138
Faceoff win rate	0.556	0.5	1.111	0.03	0.033

Σ 0.954 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.123 − 0.036 turnover penalty = 1.087 → ×100 = 108.72 → 109

Offensive6.22

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.093	0.104	0.4	2.222
Shooting %	0.667	0.474	0.2	1.508
Assists per pass	0.103	0.098	0.4	2.491

Σ contribution = 6.221

Defensive6.09

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	7	3.252	9.274	0.25	2.319
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 6.089

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

CorruptWolfy Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	1.89	1.66	0.23	1.271	0.292
Assists	3	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.987	0.188
Shots	8	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.355	0.122
Passes	37	16.77	7.4	0.08	2.736	0.219
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	1	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.259	-0.138
Takeaways	2	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.435	-0.048

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.474 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.948, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.9

Pucker+127

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6.5	3.363	1.933	0.32	0.619
Shots	8	3.983	2.009	0.08	0.161
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.84	0.171	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	2	3.252	0.615	0.12	0.074
Passes	37	16.768	2.207	0.08	0.177
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 1.082 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.272 → ×100 = 127.24 → 127

Offensive7.37

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	1.4	0.104	0.4	4
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0.081	0.098	0.4	2.128

Σ contribution = 7.372

Defensive4.72

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.84	3.281	0.2	0.656
Takeaways	2	3.252	4.532	0.25	1.133
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 4.72

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Securitron MK II Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	9	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.05	-0.084
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	1	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.259	-0.138
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.809 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.382, then +0.25 hot shooting → 4.6

Pucker+31

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.363	0.595	0.32	0.19
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.84	0.171	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	9	16.768	0.537	0.08	0.043
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.265 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.312 → ×100 = 31.21 → 31

Offensive6.79

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.1	0.104	0.4	2.335
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0.111	0.098	0.4	2.615

Σ contribution = 6.793

Defensive4.33

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.84	3.281	0.2	0.656
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 4.325

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	1.89	1.66	0.23	1.271	0.292
Assists	4	1.64	1.38	0.19	1.713	0.326
Shots	10	3.98	2.96	0.09	2.03	0.183
Passes	17	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.031	0.003
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.466 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.932, then −0.2 cold shooting → 6.7

Pucker+126

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7.5	3.363	2.23	0.32	0.714
Shots	10	3.983	2.511	0.08	0.201
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	17	16.768	1.014	0.08	0.081
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 1.068 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.256 → ×100 = 125.6 → 126

Offensive8.88

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.381	0.104	0.4	3.984
Shooting %	0.4	0.474	0.2	1.076
Assists per pass	0.235	0.098	0.4	3.818

Σ contribution = 8.878

Defensive4.63

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 4.625

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Mags🐻 Vader Jabbas

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	3	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.331	-0.03
Passes	14	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.374	-0.03
Saves	4	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.767	0.146
Blocks	10	5.84	3.84	0.11	1.082	0.119
Takeaways	0	3.25	2.88	0.11	-1.13	-0.124

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.008 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.016, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 6.1

Pucker+117

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4.5	3.363	1.338	0.32	0.428
Shots	3	3.983	0.753	0.08	0.06
Saves	4	2.095	1.91	0.15	0.286
Blocks	10	5.84	1.712	0.07	0.12
Takeaways	0	3.252	0	0.12	0
Passes	14	16.768	0.835	0.08	0.067
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.992 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.167 → ×100 = 116.65 → 117

Offensive7.02

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.5	0.104	0.4	3.998
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 7.023

Defensive6.20

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	4	2.095	8.884	0.3	2.665
Blocks	10	5.84	8.448	0.2	1.69
Takeaways	0	3.252	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	11	6.446	4.433	0.25	1.108

Σ contribution = 6.201

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

IGETNOHUZZ Vader Jabbas

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	15	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.239	-0.019
Saves	5	2.09	2.48	0.19	1.17	0.222
Blocks	15	5.84	3.84	0.11	2.383	0.262
Takeaways	9	3.25	2.88	0.11	1.998	0.22

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.521 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.042, then +0.3 blocks, +0.25 hot shooting, −0.2 goals against → 7.4

Pucker+141

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.363	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	5	2.095	2.387	0.15	0.358
Blocks	15	5.84	2.568	0.07	0.18
Takeaways	9	3.252	2.768	0.12	0.332
Passes	15	16.768	0.895	0.08	0.072
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 1.271 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.495 − 0.082 turnover penalty = 1.413 → ×100 = 141.33 → 141

Offensive6.49

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.055	0.104	0.4	1.69
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0.133	0.098	0.4	2.956

Σ contribution = 6.489

Defensive8.34

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	5	2.095	9.53	0.3	2.859
Blocks	15	5.84	9.667	0.2	1.933
Takeaways	9	3.252	9.773	0.25	2.443
Goals conceded	11	6.446	4.433	0.25	1.108

Σ contribution = 8.343

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Leoracingusa Vader Jabbas

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	0	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.343	-0.121
Passes	18	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.167	0.013
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	7	5.84	3.84	0.11	0.302	0.033
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.518 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.965, then −0.2 goals against → 4.8

Pucker+50

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0.5	3.363	0.149	0.32	0.048
Shots	0	3.983	0	0.08	0
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	7	5.84	1.199	0.07	0.084
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	18	16.768	1.073	0.08	0.086
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.427 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.503 → ×100 = 50.29 → 50

Offensive5.60

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.167	0.104	0.4	3.258
Shooting %	0	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.056	0.098	0.4	1.748

Σ contribution = 5.597

Defensive5.11

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	7	5.84	6.784	0.2	1.357
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	11	6.446	4.433	0.25	1.108

Σ contribution = 5.111

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.