Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority vs Hoboken Huncho$

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Mar 7, 2026 · Intermediate Cup - Playoffs · The Waffle Iron

MVP Gronk · 8.9 performance rating

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Pawnee Post Syrup Intake AuthorityvsHoboken Huncho$

19Shots154

4Saves59

9Faceoffs won63

16Takeaways97

7Turnovers↓916

18Blocks826

57Passes2730

2:28Possession1:101:18

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	2	1	3	5	0	4	0	4	3	4	17	0:15	90	7.09	5.81
Gronk	8	2	10	14	1	2	1	2	2	7	21	0:42	206	8.21	5.96
Dionysus	0	4	4	0	3	3	2	10	2	7	19	1:31	145	6.33	8.40

Hoboken Huncho$

Player	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Shloompa	1	0	0	5	2	2	6	5	0:15	22	2.95	4.29
Sylvatic	3	1	3	2	5	4	6	12	0:22	53	2.95	5.51
Withdrawals	0	8	0	2	0	10	14	13	0:41	65	2.95	6.71

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.4

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.69	1.65	0.23	0.188	0.043
Assists	1	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.248	-0.047
Shots	5	3.7	2.81	0.09	0.461	0.041
Passes	17	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.155	-0.012
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	4	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.571	-0.063
Takeaways	4	3.26	2.7	0.11	0.274	0.03

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.176 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.649, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.4

Pucker+90

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	2.935	1.022	0.32	0.327
Shots	5	3.702	1.35	0.08	0.108
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	6.024	0.664	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	4	3.262	1.226	0.12	0.147
Passes	17	18.179	0.935	0.08	0.075
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.764 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.898 → ×100 = 89.84 → 90

Offensive7.09

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.2	0.071	0.4	3.916
Shooting %	0.4	0.457	0.2	1.101
Assists per pass	0.059	0.074	0.4	2.076

Σ contribution = 7.094

Defensive5.81

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	6.024	4.705	0.2	0.941
Takeaways	4	3.262	6.89	0.25	1.722
Goals conceded	0	5.524	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.811

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR8.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	8	1.69	1.65	0.23	3.824	0.88
Assists	2	1.35	1.39	0.19	0.47	0.089
Shots	14	3.7	2.81	0.09	3.659	0.329
Passes	21	18.18	7.61	0.08	0.371	0.03
Saves	1	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.445	-0.085
Blocks	7	6.02	3.54	0.11	0.276	0.03
Takeaways	2	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.468	-0.051

6.0 + clip(Σ 1.222 × 2, −3 to 3) = 8.444, then +0.5 hat trick → 8.9

Pucker+206

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	10	2.935	3.408	0.32	1.09
Shots	14	3.702	3.781	0.08	0.303
Saves	1	2.012	0.497	0.15	0.075
Blocks	7	6.024	1.162	0.07	0.081
Takeaways	2	3.262	0.613	0.12	0.074
Passes	21	18.179	1.155	0.08	0.092
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 1.755 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 2.065 → ×100 = 206.46 → 206

Offensive8.21

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.238	0.071	0.4	3.971
Shooting %	0.571	0.457	0.2	1.397
Assists per pass	0.095	0.074	0.4	2.847

Σ contribution = 8.215

Defensive5.96

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.012	4.142	0.3	1.243
Blocks	7	6.024	6.643	0.2	1.329
Takeaways	2	3.262	4.525	0.25	1.131
Goals conceded	0	5.524	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.965

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.69	1.65	0.23	-1.025	-0.236
Assists	4	1.35	1.39	0.19	1.906	0.362
Shots	0	3.7	2.81	0.09	-1.315	-0.118
Passes	19	18.18	7.61	0.08	0.108	0.009
Saves	3	2.01	2.27	0.19	0.435	0.083
Blocks	7	6.02	3.54	0.11	0.276	0.03
Takeaways	10	3.26	2.7	0.11	2.497	0.275

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.404 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.809, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.8

Pucker+145

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	2.935	1.363	0.32	0.436
Shots	0	3.702	0	0.08	0
Saves	3	2.012	1.491	0.15	0.224
Blocks	7	6.024	1.162	0.07	0.081
Takeaways	10	3.262	3.066	0.12	0.368
Passes	19	18.179	1.045	0.08	0.084
Faceoff win rate	0.6	0.5	1.2	0.03	0.036

Σ 1.229 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.446 → ×100 = 144.55 → 145

Offensive6.33

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.044	0.071	0.4	1.816
Shooting %	0	0.457	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.211	0.074	0.4	3.922

Σ contribution = 6.329

Defensive8.40

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.012	7.82	0.3	2.346
Blocks	7	6.024	6.643	0.2	1.329
Takeaways	10	3.262	9.874	0.25	2.468
Goals conceded	0	5.524	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 8.405

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Shloompa Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.69	1.65	0.23	-1.025	-0.236
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	1	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.96	-0.086
Passes	5	18.18	7.61	0.08	-1.733	-0.139
Saves	0	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.885	-0.168
Blocks	6	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.007	-0.001
Takeaways	2	3.26	2.7	0.11	-0.468	-0.051

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.865 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.271, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 3.9

Pucker+22

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	2.935	0	0.32	0
Shots	1	3.702	0.27	0.08	0.022
Saves	0	2.012	0	0.15	0
Blocks	6	6.024	0.996	0.07	0.07
Takeaways	2	3.262	0.613	0.12	0.074
Passes	5	18.179	0.275	0.08	0.022
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.187 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.22 → ×100 = 21.99 → 22

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.071	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.457	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive4.29

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.012	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	6	6.024	5.984	0.2	1.197
Takeaways	2	3.262	4.525	0.25	1.131
Goals conceded	10	5.524	4.32	0.25	1.08

Σ contribution = 4.294

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Sylvatic Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.69	1.65	0.23	-1.025	-0.236
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	3	3.7	2.81	0.09	-0.25	-0.022
Passes	12	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.812	-0.065
Saves	1	2.01	2.27	0.19	-0.445	-0.085
Blocks	6	6.02	3.54	0.11	-0.007	-0.001
Takeaways	5	3.26	2.7	0.11	0.644	0.071

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.521 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.958, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.6

Pucker+53

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	2.935	0	0.32	0
Shots	3	3.702	0.81	0.08	0.065
Saves	1	2.012	0.497	0.15	0.075
Blocks	6	6.024	0.996	0.07	0.07
Takeaways	5	3.262	1.533	0.12	0.184
Passes	12	18.179	0.66	0.08	0.053
Faceoff win rate	0.6	0.5	1.2	0.03	0.036

Σ 0.482 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.567 − 0.034 turnover penalty = 0.533 → ×100 = 53.29 → 53

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.071	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.457	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive5.51

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.012	4.142	0.3	1.243
Blocks	6	6.024	5.984	0.2	1.197
Takeaways	5	3.262	7.95	0.25	1.988
Goals conceded	10	5.524	4.32	0.25	1.08

Σ contribution = 5.508

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Withdrawals Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.69	1.65	0.23	-1.025	-0.236
Assists	0	1.35	1.39	0.19	-0.966	-0.184
Shots	0	3.7	2.81	0.09	-1.315	-0.118
Passes	13	18.18	7.61	0.08	-0.681	-0.054
Saves	8	2.01	2.27	0.19	2.634	0.5
Blocks	14	6.02	3.54	0.11	2.251	0.248
Takeaways	0	3.26	2.7	0.11	-1.209	-0.133

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.023 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.046, then +0.35 saves, +0.3 blocks, −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 goals against → 6.2

Pucker+65

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	2.935	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	3.702	0	0.08	0
Saves	8	2.012	3.976	0.15	0.596
Blocks	14	6.024	2.324	0.07	0.163
Takeaways	0	3.262	0	0.12	0
Passes	13	18.179	0.715	0.08	0.057
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.816 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.96 − 0.31 turnover penalty = 0.65 → ×100 = 65.06 → 65

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.071	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.457	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.074	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive6.71

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	8	2.012	9.979	0.3	2.994
Blocks	14	6.024	9.471	0.2	1.894
Takeaways	0	3.262	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	10	5.524	4.32	0.25	1.08

Σ contribution = 6.706

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.