Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers vs Vader Inquisitors

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Feb 23, 2026 · B Bowl - Playoffs · Green Grove Retirement Community

MVP [WCW] Dionysus · 7.3 performance rating

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Ottawa Valley Geriatric SlappersvsVader Inquisitors

13Shots215

10Saves55

6Faceoffs won28

10Takeaways19

8Turnovers↓210

30Blocks1218

53Passes2578

2:22Possession2:22

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[CTH/NNN] Noob_Weapons	2	3	5	5	4	0	1	3	1	8	13	0:26	109	7.77	7.33
[DDS] LessThanDennis	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	2	3	3	0:05	13	2.95	4.72
[ELK] Kavorka	2	1	3	3	0	3	1	1	2	4	18	0:23	57	5.55	4.73
[KGF] GiraffeKiller	0	1	1	0	1	1	1	2	1	3	4	0:04	35	7.85	5.13
[WCW] Dionysus	4	3	7	5	4	2	4	4	2	12	15	1:24	145	6.86	8.00

Vader Inquisitors

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[BIH] Flc	4	0	4	8	1	3	1	5	0	6	14	1:05	102	4.05	5.84
[VADD] Meenimizer	0	1	1	1	1	0	1	1	0	0	7	0:04	26	6.87	4.12
[VADE] Ghostwalker	1	2	3	5	1	2	1	1	6	4	38	0:27	65	4.56	4.46
[VAD] Galalendon	0	1	1	1	2	3	3	2	4	8	19	0:46	50	3.49	5.62

Noob_Weapons Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.33	2.1	0.23	-0.155	-0.036
Assists	3	2.11	1.81	0.19	0.494	0.094
Shots	5	4.85	3.56	0.09	0.043	0.004
Passes	13	17.47	7.15	0.08	-0.625	-0.05
Saves	4	2.52	2.97	0.19	0.498	0.095
Blocks	8	6.07	4.28	0.11	0.451	0.05
Takeaways	3	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.046	-0.005

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.151 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.303, then −0.2 cold shooting → 6.1

Pucker+109

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4.5	4.236	1.062	0.32	0.34
Shots	5	4.846	1.032	0.08	0.083
Saves	4	2.52	1.587	0.15	0.238
Blocks	8	6.073	1.317	0.07	0.092
Takeaways	3	3.138	0.956	0.12	0.115
Passes	13	17.472	0.744	0.08	0.06
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.927 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.091 → ×100 = 109.06 → 109

Offensive7.77

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.192	0.128	0.4	3.149
Shooting %	0.4	0.48	0.2	1.068
Assists per pass	0.231	0.121	0.4	3.558

Σ contribution = 7.775

Defensive7.33

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	4	2.52	8.111	0.3	2.433
Blocks	8	6.073	7.228	0.2	1.446
Takeaways	3	3.138	5.824	0.25	1.456
Goals conceded	5	7.732	7.991	0.25	1.998

Σ contribution = 7.333

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LessThanDennis Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.33	2.1	0.23	-1.106	-0.254
Assists	0	2.11	1.81	0.19	-1.163	-0.221
Shots	0	4.85	3.56	0.09	-1.36	-0.122
Passes	3	17.47	7.15	0.08	-2.024	-0.162
Saves	1	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.512	-0.097
Blocks	3	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.719	-0.079
Takeaways	0	3.14	3.04	0.11	-1.034	-0.114

6.0 + clip(Σ −1.05 × 2, −3 to 3) = 3.9, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 3.9

Pucker+13

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	4.236	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	4.846	0	0.08	0
Saves	1	2.52	0.397	0.15	0.06
Blocks	3	6.073	0.494	0.07	0.035
Takeaways	0	3.138	0	0.12	0
Passes	3	17.472	0.172	0.08	0.014
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.108 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.127 → ×100 = 12.69 → 13

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.128	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.48	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.121	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive4.72

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.52	3.843	0.3	1.153
Blocks	3	6.073	4.133	0.2	0.827
Takeaways	0	3.138	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	5	7.732	7.991	0.25	1.998

Σ contribution = 4.716

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Kavorka Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	2.33	2.1	0.23	-0.155	-0.036
Assists	1	2.11	1.81	0.19	-0.611	-0.116
Shots	3	4.85	3.56	0.09	-0.518	-0.047
Passes	18	17.47	7.15	0.08	0.074	0.006
Saves	0	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.848	-0.161
Blocks	4	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.485	-0.053
Takeaways	1	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.704	-0.077

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.484 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.031, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.3

Pucker+57

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	4.236	0.708	0.32	0.227
Shots	3	4.846	0.619	0.08	0.05
Saves	0	2.52	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	6.073	0.659	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	1	3.138	0.319	0.12	0.038
Passes	18	17.472	1.03	0.08	0.082
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 0.488 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.574 → ×100 = 57.4 → 57

Offensive5.55

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.13	0.128	0.4	2.436
Shooting %	0.667	0.48	0.2	1.497
Assists per pass	0.056	0.121	0.4	1.612

Σ contribution = 5.545

Defensive4.73

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.52	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	6.073	4.685	0.2	0.937
Takeaways	1	3.138	3.63	0.25	0.908
Goals conceded	5	7.732	7.991	0.25	1.998

Σ contribution = 4.729

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

GiraffeKiller Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.33	2.1	0.23	-1.106	-0.254
Assists	1	2.11	1.81	0.19	-0.611	-0.116
Shots	0	4.85	3.56	0.09	-1.36	-0.122
Passes	4	17.47	7.15	0.08	-1.884	-0.151
Saves	1	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.512	-0.097
Blocks	3	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.719	-0.079
Takeaways	2	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.375	-0.041

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.861 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.278, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.3

Pucker+35

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	4.236	0.236	0.32	0.076
Shots	0	4.846	0	0.08	0
Saves	1	2.52	0.397	0.15	0.06
Blocks	3	6.073	0.494	0.07	0.035
Takeaways	2	3.138	0.637	0.12	0.076
Passes	4	17.472	0.229	0.08	0.018
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.294 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.346 → ×100 = 34.64 → 35

Offensive7.85

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.25	0.128	0.4	3.591
Shooting %	0	0.48	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.25	0.121	0.4	3.666

Σ contribution = 7.847

Defensive5.13

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.52	3.843	0.3	1.153
Blocks	3	6.073	4.133	0.2	0.827
Takeaways	2	3.138	4.61	0.25	1.152
Goals conceded	5	7.732	7.991	0.25	1.998

Σ contribution = 5.13

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR7.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	2.33	2.1	0.23	0.797	0.183
Assists	3	2.11	1.81	0.19	0.494	0.094
Shots	5	4.85	3.56	0.09	0.043	0.004
Passes	15	17.47	7.15	0.08	-0.346	-0.028
Saves	4	2.52	2.97	0.19	0.498	0.095
Blocks	12	6.07	4.28	0.11	1.386	0.152
Takeaways	4	3.14	3.04	0.11	0.284	0.031

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.532 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.063, then +0.25 hot shooting → 7.3

Pucker+145

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	7	4.236	1.653	0.32	0.529
Shots	5	4.846	1.032	0.08	0.083
Saves	4	2.52	1.587	0.15	0.238
Blocks	12	6.073	1.976	0.07	0.138
Takeaways	4	3.138	1.275	0.12	0.153
Passes	15	17.472	0.859	0.08	0.069
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 1.229 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.446 → ×100 = 144.63 → 145

Offensive6.86

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.083	0.128	0.4	1.867
Shooting %	0.8	0.48	0.2	1.667
Assists per pass	0.2	0.121	0.4	3.325

Σ contribution = 6.858

Defensive8.00

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	4	2.52	8.111	0.3	2.433
Blocks	12	6.073	9.005	0.2	1.801
Takeaways	4	3.138	7.072	0.25	1.768
Goals conceded	5	7.732	7.991	0.25	1.998

Σ contribution = 8

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Flc Vader Inquisitors

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	2.33	2.1	0.23	0.797	0.183
Assists	0	2.11	1.81	0.19	-1.163	-0.221
Shots	8	4.85	3.56	0.09	0.886	0.08
Passes	14	17.47	7.15	0.08	-0.486	-0.039
Saves	1	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.512	-0.097
Blocks	6	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.017	-0.002
Takeaways	5	3.14	3.04	0.11	0.613	0.067

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.029 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.943, then −0.2 goals against → 5.7

Pucker+102

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	4.236	0.944	0.32	0.302
Shots	8	4.846	1.651	0.08	0.132
Saves	1	2.52	0.397	0.15	0.06
Blocks	6	6.073	0.988	0.07	0.069
Takeaways	5	3.138	1.593	0.12	0.191
Passes	14	17.472	0.801	0.08	0.064
Faceoff win rate	0.75	0.5	1.5	0.03	0.045

Σ 0.863 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.016 → ×100 = 101.56 → 102

Offensive4.05

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.062	0.128	0.4	1.639
Shooting %	0.5	0.48	0.2	1.234
Assists per pass	0	0.121	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 4.054

Defensive5.84

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.52	3.843	0.3	1.153
Blocks	6	6.073	5.952	0.2	1.19
Takeaways	5	3.138	8.129	0.25	2.032
Goals conceded	8	7.732	5.866	0.25	1.466

Σ contribution = 5.841

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Meenimizer Vader Inquisitors

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR3.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.33	2.1	0.23	-1.106	-0.254
Assists	1	2.11	1.81	0.19	-0.611	-0.116
Shots	1	4.85	3.56	0.09	-1.08	-0.097
Passes	7	17.47	7.15	0.08	-1.465	-0.117
Saves	1	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.512	-0.097
Blocks	0	6.07	4.28	0.11	-1.42	-0.156
Takeaways	1	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.704	-0.077

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.916 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.168, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 3.8

Pucker+26

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	4.236	0.236	0.32	0.076
Shots	1	4.846	0.206	0.08	0.017
Saves	1	2.52	0.397	0.15	0.06
Blocks	0	6.073	0	0.07	0
Takeaways	1	3.138	0.319	0.12	0.038
Passes	7	17.472	0.401	0.08	0.032
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.222 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.261 → ×100 = 26.1 → 26

Offensive6.87

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.25	0.128	0.4	3.591
Shooting %	0	0.48	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.143	0.121	0.4	2.693

Σ contribution = 6.875

Defensive4.12

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.52	3.843	0.3	1.153
Blocks	0	6.073	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	1	3.138	3.63	0.25	0.908
Goals conceded	8	7.732	5.866	0.25	1.466

Σ contribution = 4.118

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Ghostwalker Vader Inquisitors

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	2.33	2.1	0.23	-0.63	-0.145
Assists	2	2.11	1.81	0.19	-0.058	-0.011
Shots	5	4.85	3.56	0.09	0.043	0.004
Passes	38	17.47	7.15	0.08	2.871	0.23
Saves	1	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.512	-0.097
Blocks	4	6.07	4.28	0.11	-0.485	-0.053
Takeaways	1	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.704	-0.077

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.151 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.699, then −0.3 turnovers, −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 5.0

Pucker+65

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	4.236	0.708	0.32	0.227
Shots	5	4.846	1.032	0.08	0.083
Saves	1	2.52	0.397	0.15	0.06
Blocks	4	6.073	0.659	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	1	3.138	0.319	0.12	0.038
Passes	38	17.472	2.175	0.08	0.174
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.667 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.785 − 0.139 turnover penalty = 0.646 → ×100 = 64.57 → 65

Offensive4.56

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.111	0.128	0.4	2.195
Shooting %	0.2	0.48	0.2	0.78
Assists per pass	0.053	0.121	0.4	1.583

Σ contribution = 4.558

Defensive4.46

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.52	3.843	0.3	1.153
Blocks	4	6.073	4.685	0.2	0.937
Takeaways	1	3.138	3.63	0.25	0.908
Goals conceded	8	7.732	5.866	0.25	1.466

Σ contribution = 4.464

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Galalendon Vader Inquisitors

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	2.33	2.1	0.23	-1.106	-0.254
Assists	1	2.11	1.81	0.19	-0.611	-0.116
Shots	1	4.85	3.56	0.09	-1.08	-0.097
Passes	19	17.47	7.15	0.08	0.214	0.017
Saves	2	2.52	2.97	0.19	-0.175	-0.033
Blocks	8	6.07	4.28	0.11	0.451	0.05
Takeaways	2	3.14	3.04	0.11	-0.375	-0.041

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.476 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.049, then −0.2 cold shooting, −0.2 goals against → 4.6

Pucker+50

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0.5	4.236	0.118	0.32	0.038
Shots	1	4.846	0.206	0.08	0.017
Saves	2	2.52	0.794	0.15	0.119
Blocks	8	6.073	1.317	0.07	0.092
Takeaways	2	3.138	0.637	0.12	0.076
Passes	19	17.472	1.087	0.08	0.087
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.459 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.54 − 0.043 turnover penalty = 0.497 → ×100 = 49.73 → 50

Offensive3.49

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.022	0.128	0.4	1.312
Shooting %	0	0.48	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.053	0.121	0.4	1.583

Σ contribution = 3.486

Defensive5.62

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.52	5.186	0.3	1.556
Blocks	8	6.073	7.228	0.2	1.446
Takeaways	2	3.138	4.61	0.25	1.152
Goals conceded	8	7.732	5.866	0.25	1.466

Σ contribution = 5.62

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.