Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers vs Brampton Cows

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Feb 3, 2026 · Central B - East vs South · Green Grove Retirement Community

MVP [OCP/BRC] lacaaas · 7.9 performance rating

Writing the recap…

Perf is a 0 to 10 Alto rating, 6.0 being league average. Click any Perf number to see the working behind it.

Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[CTH/NNN] Noob_Weapons	2	1	3	5	3	2	3	4	3	5	17	0:25	115	6.16	6.55
[DDS] LessThanDennis	1	0	1	5	0	2	1	0	1	3	15	0:21	43	3.75	3.87
[KGF] GiraffeKiller	1	0	1	3	0	2	0	0	0	2	9	0:00	36	3.37	3.78
[WCW] Dionysus	0	3	3	0	5	1	0	1	8	15	18	0:09	100	8.20	7.11

Brampton Cows

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[CLUD/HHRS] Tactical Miss	2	1	3	7	3	3	4	2	3	4	28	0	0:52	116	4.44	6.25
[OCP/BRC] lacaaas	3	3	6	4	3	0	2	8	1	7	22	0	1:22	173	7.21	7.89
[OMG] LIT	1	2	3	3	3	1	1	2	1	4	12	1	0:19	91	8.19	6.25

Noob_Weapons Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.64	1.52	0.23	0.238	0.055
Assists	1	1.34	1.19	0.19	-0.287	-0.054
Shots	5	3.73	2.78	0.09	0.456	0.041
Passes	17	16.09	7.24	0.08	0.126	0.01
Saves	3	2.1	2.32	0.19	0.39	0.074
Blocks	5	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.279	-0.031
Takeaways	4	3.07	2.82	0.11	0.328	0.036

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.131 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.262, then −0.2 cold shooting → 6.1

Pucker+115

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	2.867	1.046	0.32	0.335
Shots	5	3.734	1.339	0.08	0.107
Saves	3	2.096	1.431	0.15	0.215
Blocks	5	6.138	0.815	0.07	0.057
Takeaways	4	3.074	1.301	0.12	0.156
Passes	17	16.085	1.057	0.08	0.085
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 0.978 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.151 → ×100 = 115.1 → 115

Offensive6.16

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.12	0.082	0.4	3.083
Shooting %	0.4	0.439	0.2	1.129
Assists per pass	0.059	0.083	0.4	1.942

Σ contribution = 6.155

Defensive6.55

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.096	7.626	0.3	2.288
Blocks	5	6.138	5.267	0.2	1.053
Takeaways	4	3.074	7.169	0.25	1.792
Goals conceded	6	5.532	5.689	0.25	1.422

Σ contribution = 6.555

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LessThanDennis Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance4.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.64	1.52	0.23	-0.419	-0.096
Assists	0	1.34	1.19	0.19	-1.129	-0.214
Shots	5	3.73	2.78	0.09	0.456	0.041
Passes	15	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.15	-0.012
Saves	0	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.904	-0.172
Blocks	3	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.77	-0.085
Takeaways	0	3.07	2.82	0.11	-1.091	-0.12

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.658 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.684, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.5

Pucker+43

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.867	0.349	0.32	0.112
Shots	5	3.734	1.339	0.08	0.107
Saves	0	2.096	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	6.138	0.489	0.07	0.034
Takeaways	0	3.074	0	0.12	0
Passes	15	16.085	0.933	0.08	0.075
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.368 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.432 → ×100 = 43.24 → 43

Offensive3.75

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.048	0.082	0.4	1.762
Shooting %	0.2	0.439	0.2	0.803
Assists per pass	0	0.083	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.747

Defensive3.87

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.096	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	6.138	4.116	0.2	0.823
Takeaways	0	3.074	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	6	5.532	5.689	0.25	1.422

Σ contribution = 3.869

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

GiraffeKiller Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance4.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.64	1.52	0.23	-0.419	-0.096
Assists	0	1.34	1.19	0.19	-1.129	-0.214
Shots	3	3.73	2.78	0.09	-0.264	-0.024
Passes	9	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.979	-0.078
Saves	0	2.1	2.32	0.19	-0.904	-0.172
Blocks	2	6.14	4.08	0.11	-1.015	-0.112
Takeaways	0	3.07	2.82	0.11	-1.091	-0.12

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.816 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.367, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.2

Pucker+36

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	2.867	0.349	0.32	0.112
Shots	3	3.734	0.803	0.08	0.064
Saves	0	2.096	0	0.15	0
Blocks	2	6.138	0.326	0.07	0.023
Takeaways	0	3.074	0	0.12	0
Passes	9	16.085	0.56	0.08	0.045
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.303 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.357 → ×100 = 35.7 → 36

Offensive3.37

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0	0.082	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.333	0.439	0.2	1.011
Assists per pass	0	0.083	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.374

Defensive3.78

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.096	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	2	6.138	3.649	0.2	0.73
Takeaways	0	3.074	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	6	5.532	5.689	0.25	1.422

Σ contribution = 3.776

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Ottawa Valley Geriatric Slappers

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance6.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.64	1.52	0.23	-1.076	-0.247
Assists	3	1.34	1.19	0.19	1.398	0.266
Shots	0	3.73	2.78	0.09	-1.345	-0.121
Passes	18	16.09	7.24	0.08	0.265	0.021
Saves	5	2.1	2.32	0.19	1.252	0.238
Blocks	15	6.14	4.08	0.11	2.174	0.239
Takeaways	1	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.736	-0.081

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.314 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.629, then +0.3 blocks, −0.3 turnovers → 6.6

Pucker+100

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	2.867	1.046	0.32	0.335
Shots	0	3.734	0	0.08	0
Saves	5	2.096	2.386	0.15	0.358
Blocks	15	6.138	2.444	0.07	0.171
Takeaways	1	3.074	0.325	0.12	0.039
Passes	18	16.085	1.119	0.08	0.09
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 1.052 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.238 − 0.24 turnover penalty = 0.998 → ×100 = 99.77 → 100

Offensive8.20

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.333	0.082	0.4	3.993
Shooting %	0	0.439	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.167	0.083	0.4	3.619

Σ contribution = 8.202

Defensive7.11

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	5	2.096	9.529	0.3	2.859
Blocks	15	6.138	9.578	0.2	1.916
Takeaways	1	3.074	3.648	0.25	0.912
Goals conceded	6	5.532	5.689	0.25	1.422

Σ contribution = 7.109

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Tactical Miss Brampton Cows

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.64	1.52	0.23	0.238	0.055
Assists	1	1.34	1.19	0.19	-0.287	-0.054
Shots	7	3.73	2.78	0.09	1.177	0.106
Passes	28	16.09	7.24	0.08	1.646	0.132
Saves	3	2.1	2.32	0.19	0.39	0.074
Blocks	4	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.525	-0.058
Takeaways	2	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.381	-0.042

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.212 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.424, then −0.2 cold shooting → 6.2

Pucker+116

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	2.867	1.046	0.32	0.335
Shots	7	3.734	1.875	0.08	0.15
Saves	3	2.096	1.431	0.15	0.215
Blocks	4	6.138	0.652	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	2	3.074	0.651	0.12	0.078
Passes	28	16.085	1.741	0.08	0.139
Faceoff win rate	0.429	0.5	0.857	0.03	0.026

Σ 0.988 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.163 → ×100 = 116.26 → 116

Offensive4.44

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.058	0.082	0.4	1.934
Shooting %	0.286	0.439	0.2	0.932
Assists per pass	0.036	0.083	0.4	1.574

Σ contribution = 4.44

Defensive6.25

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.096	7.626	0.3	2.288
Blocks	4	6.138	4.66	0.2	0.932
Takeaways	2	3.074	4.656	0.25	1.164
Goals conceded	4	5.532	7.461	0.25	1.865

Σ contribution = 6.249

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

lacaaas Brampton Cows

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance7.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.64	1.52	0.23	0.894	0.206
Assists	3	1.34	1.19	0.19	1.398	0.266
Shots	4	3.73	2.78	0.09	0.096	0.009
Passes	22	16.09	7.24	0.08	0.817	0.065
Saves	3	2.1	2.32	0.19	0.39	0.074
Blocks	7	6.14	4.08	0.11	0.211	0.023
Takeaways	8	3.07	2.82	0.11	1.748	0.192

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.835 × 2, −3 to 3) = 7.67, then +0.25 hot shooting → 7.9

Pucker+173

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6	2.867	2.093	0.32	0.67
Shots	4	3.734	1.071	0.08	0.086
Saves	3	2.096	1.431	0.15	0.215
Blocks	7	6.138	1.14	0.07	0.08
Takeaways	8	3.074	2.602	0.12	0.312
Passes	22	16.085	1.368	0.08	0.109
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 1.472 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.731 → ×100 = 173.13 → 173

Offensive7.21

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.073	0.082	0.4	2.221
Shooting %	0.75	0.439	0.2	1.688
Assists per pass	0.136	0.083	0.4	3.3

Σ contribution = 7.21

Defensive7.89

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.096	7.626	0.3	2.288
Blocks	7	6.138	6.558	0.2	1.312
Takeaways	8	3.074	9.688	0.25	2.422
Goals conceded	4	5.532	7.461	0.25	1.865

Σ contribution = 7.887

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LIT Brampton Cows

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance5.6

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.64	1.52	0.23	-0.419	-0.096
Assists	2	1.34	1.19	0.19	0.556	0.106
Shots	3	3.73	2.78	0.09	-0.264	-0.024
Passes	12	16.09	7.24	0.08	-0.564	-0.045
Saves	3	2.1	2.32	0.19	0.39	0.074
Blocks	4	6.14	4.08	0.11	-0.525	-0.058
Takeaways	2	3.07	2.82	0.11	-0.381	-0.042

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.085 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.829, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.6

Pucker+91

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2.5	2.867	0.872	0.32	0.279
Shots	3	3.734	0.803	0.08	0.064
Saves	3	2.096	1.431	0.15	0.215
Blocks	4	6.138	0.652	0.07	0.046
Takeaways	2	3.074	0.651	0.12	0.078
Passes	12	16.085	0.746	0.08	0.06
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.771 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.908 → ×100 = 90.75 → 91

Offensive8.19

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.158	0.082	0.4	3.558
Shooting %	0.333	0.439	0.2	1.011
Assists per pass	0.167	0.083	0.4	3.619

Σ contribution = 8.188

Defensive6.25

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.096	7.626	0.3	2.288
Blocks	4	6.138	4.66	0.2	0.932
Takeaways	2	3.074	4.656	0.25	1.164
Goals conceded	4	5.532	7.461	0.25	1.865

Σ contribution = 6.249

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.