Brampton Cows vs Seattle Slap Nuts

BCHomeBrampton Cows

3–2Final

Away · SSNSeattle Slap Nuts

Jan 13, 2026 · Central B - East vs West · The Big Barn

MVP [CLUD/HHRS] Tactical Miss · 6.1 performance rating

Writing the recap…

Perf is a 0 to 10 Alto rating, 6.0 being league average. Click any Perf number to see the working behind it.

Brampton Cows

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[CLUD/HHRS] Tactical Miss	2	1	3	3	1	1	1	3	4	7	19	1	0:39	81	5.43	6.21
[HHRS] Saucy	0	2	2	1	1	3	0	11	2	6	16	0	1:00	103	5.01	7.21
[OCP/BRC] lacaaas	1	0	1	4	2	2	1	4	1	2	11	0	0:44	68	3.42	6.32
[OMG] LIT	0	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	2	1	11	0	0:19	27	2.95	5.37

Seattle Slap Nuts

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
[BCB] TMNNational	2	0	2	6	2	1	3	3	4	4	18	0:42	83	3.86	6.28
[BOS] King	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0:00	0	2.95	4.48
[HAWT] CorruptWolfy	0	1	1	2	1	0	2	0	5	3	22	0:03	37	6.22	5.07
[LIL] Echo	0	0	0	0	3	1	1	6	9	9	21	1:14	56	2.95	8.22

Tactical Miss Brampton Cows

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance6.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.84	1.87	0.23	0.085	0.019
Assists	1	1.42	1.46	0.19	-0.284	-0.054
Shots	3	4.01	3.57	0.09	-0.283	-0.025
Passes	19	15.14	7.31	0.08	0.528	0.042
Saves	1	2.17	2.79	0.19	-0.419	-0.08
Blocks	7	5.51	4.31	0.11	0.344	0.038
Takeaways	3	3.64	3.81	0.11	-0.169	-0.019

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.078 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.844, then +0.25 hot shooting → 6.1

Pucker+81

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2.5	3.153	0.793	0.32	0.254
Shots	3	4.01	0.748	0.08	0.06
Saves	1	2.168	0.461	0.15	0.069
Blocks	7	5.515	1.269	0.07	0.089
Takeaways	3	3.644	0.823	0.12	0.099
Passes	19	15.139	1.255	0.08	0.1
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.701 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.824 − 0.015 turnover penalty = 0.809 → ×100 = 80.98 → 81

Offensive5.43

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.077	0.091	0.4	2.15
Shooting %	0.667	0.459	0.2	1.539
Assists per pass	0.053	0.094	0.4	1.742

Σ contribution = 5.43

Defensive6.21

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.168	4.032	0.3	1.209
Blocks	7	5.515	7.052	0.2	1.41
Takeaways	3	3.644	5.301	0.25	1.325
Goals conceded	2	6.119	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.206

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Saucy Brampton Cows

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance5.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.84	1.87	0.23	-0.982	-0.226
Assists	2	1.42	1.46	0.19	0.399	0.076
Shots	1	4.01	3.57	0.09	-0.843	-0.076
Passes	16	15.14	7.31	0.08	0.118	0.009
Saves	1	2.17	2.79	0.19	-0.419	-0.08
Blocks	6	5.51	4.31	0.11	0.112	0.012
Takeaways	11	3.64	3.81	0.11	1.93	0.212

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.072 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.857, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.7

Pucker+103

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.153	0.634	0.32	0.203
Shots	1	4.01	0.249	0.08	0.02
Saves	1	2.168	0.461	0.15	0.069
Blocks	6	5.515	1.088	0.07	0.076
Takeaways	11	3.644	3.019	0.12	0.362
Passes	16	15.139	1.057	0.08	0.085
Faceoff win rate	1	0.5	2	0.03	0.06

Σ 0.875 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.029 → ×100 = 102.95 → 103

Offensive5.01

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.033	0.091	0.4	1.502
Shooting %	0	0.459	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.125	0.094	0.4	2.919

Σ contribution = 5.011

Defensive7.21

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.168	4.032	0.3	1.209
Blocks	6	5.515	6.351	0.2	1.27
Takeaways	11	3.644	9.861	0.25	2.465
Goals conceded	2	6.119	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 7.206

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

lacaaas Brampton Cows

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance5.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.84	1.87	0.23	-0.449	-0.103
Assists	0	1.42	1.46	0.19	-0.967	-0.184
Shots	4	4.01	3.57	0.09	-0.003	0
Passes	11	15.14	7.31	0.08	-0.566	-0.045
Saves	2	2.17	2.79	0.19	-0.06	-0.011
Blocks	2	5.51	4.31	0.11	-0.815	-0.09
Takeaways	4	3.64	3.81	0.11	0.094	0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.423 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.154, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.0

Pucker+68

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.153	0.317	0.32	0.101
Shots	4	4.01	0.998	0.08	0.08
Saves	2	2.168	0.922	0.15	0.138
Blocks	2	5.515	0.363	0.07	0.025
Takeaways	4	3.644	1.098	0.12	0.132
Passes	11	15.139	0.727	0.08	0.058
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.575 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.676 → ×100 = 67.63 → 68

Offensive3.42

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.023	0.091	0.4	1.383
Shooting %	0.25	0.459	0.2	0.859
Assists per pass	0	0.094	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.423

Defensive6.32

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.168	5.69	0.3	1.707
Blocks	2	5.515	3.748	0.2	0.75
Takeaways	4	3.644	6.39	0.25	1.598
Goals conceded	2	6.119	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.317

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

LIT Brampton Cows

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance4.3

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.84	1.87	0.23	-0.982	-0.226
Assists	0	1.42	1.46	0.19	-0.967	-0.184
Shots	1	4.01	3.57	0.09	-0.843	-0.076
Passes	11	15.14	7.31	0.08	-0.566	-0.045
Saves	2	2.17	2.79	0.19	-0.06	-0.011
Blocks	1	5.51	4.31	0.11	-1.047	-0.115
Takeaways	0	3.64	3.81	0.11	-0.956	-0.105

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.762 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.475, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.3

Pucker+27

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.153	0	0.32	0
Shots	1	4.01	0.249	0.08	0.02
Saves	2	2.168	0.922	0.15	0.138
Blocks	1	5.515	0.181	0.07	0.013
Takeaways	0	3.644	0	0.12	0
Passes	11	15.139	0.727	0.08	0.058
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.229 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.27 → ×100 = 26.96 → 27

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.091	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.459	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.094	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive5.37

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.168	5.69	0.3	1.707
Blocks	1	5.515	3.303	0.2	0.661
Takeaways	0	3.644	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	2	6.119	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.368

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

TMNNational Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance5.5

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	2	1.84	1.87	0.23	0.085	0.019
Assists	0	1.42	1.46	0.19	-0.967	-0.184
Shots	6	4.01	3.57	0.09	0.557	0.05
Passes	18	15.14	7.31	0.08	0.391	0.031
Saves	2	2.17	2.79	0.19	-0.06	-0.011
Blocks	4	5.51	4.31	0.11	-0.351	-0.039
Takeaways	3	3.64	3.81	0.11	-0.169	-0.019

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.151 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.697, then −0.2 cold shooting → 5.5

Pucker+83

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.153	0.634	0.32	0.203
Shots	6	4.01	1.496	0.08	0.12
Saves	2	2.168	0.922	0.15	0.138
Blocks	4	5.515	0.725	0.07	0.051
Takeaways	3	3.644	0.823	0.12	0.099
Passes	18	15.139	1.189	0.08	0.095
Faceoff win rate	0.25	0.5	0.5	0.03	0.015

Σ 0.721 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.848 − 0.015 turnover penalty = 0.833 → ×100 = 83.32 → 83

Offensive3.86

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.048	0.091	0.4	1.688
Shooting %	0.333	0.459	0.2	0.986
Assists per pass	0	0.094	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.855

Defensive6.28

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.168	5.69	0.3	1.707
Blocks	4	5.515	4.928	0.2	0.986
Takeaways	3	3.644	5.301	0.25	1.325
Goals conceded	3	6.119	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 6.28

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

King Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance3.9

Stat	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1.84	1.87	0.23	-0.982	-0.226
Assists	1.42	1.46	0.19	-0.967	-0.184
Shots	4.01	3.57	0.09	-1.123	-0.101
Passes	15.14	7.31	0.08	-2.07	-0.166
Saves	2.17	2.79	0.19	-0.777	-0.148
Blocks	5.51	4.31	0.11	-1.278	-0.141
Takeaways	3.64	3.81	0.11	-0.956	-0.105

6.0 + clip(Σ −1.07 × 2, −3 to 3) = 3.861, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 3.9

Pucker+0

Stat	League rate	Weight
Goal contribution	3.153	0.32
Shots	4.01	0.08
Saves	2.168	0.15
Blocks	5.515	0.07
Takeaways	3.644	0.12
Passes	15.139	0.08
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.03

Σ 0 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0 → ×100 = 0 → 0

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.091	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.459	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.094	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive4.48

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.168	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	0	5.515	2.954	0.2	0.591
Takeaways	0	3.644	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	3	6.119	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 4.477

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

CorruptWolfy Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance4.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.84	1.87	0.23	-0.982	-0.226
Assists	1	1.42	1.46	0.19	-0.284	-0.054
Shots	2	4.01	3.57	0.09	-0.563	-0.051
Passes	22	15.14	7.31	0.08	0.938	0.075
Saves	1	2.17	2.79	0.19	-0.419	-0.08
Blocks	3	5.51	4.31	0.11	-0.583	-0.064
Takeaways	0	3.64	3.81	0.11	-0.956	-0.105

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.504 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.991, then −0.2 cold shooting → 4.8

Pucker+37

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.153	0.317	0.32	0.101
Shots	2	4.01	0.499	0.08	0.04
Saves	1	2.168	0.461	0.15	0.069
Blocks	3	5.515	0.544	0.07	0.038
Takeaways	0	3.644	0	0.12	0
Passes	22	15.139	1.453	0.08	0.116
Faceoff win rate	0	0.5	0	0.03	0

Σ 0.365 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.429 − 0.056 turnover penalty = 0.373 → ×100 = 37.34 → 37

Offensive6.22

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.333	0.091	0.4	3.984
Shooting %	0	0.459	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.045	0.094	0.4	1.643

Σ contribution = 6.218

Defensive5.07

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.168	4.032	0.3	1.209
Blocks	3	5.515	4.293	0.2	0.859
Takeaways	0	3.644	2.954	0.25	0.738
Goals conceded	3	6.119	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 5.068

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Echo Seattle Slap Nuts

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

Performance5.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.84	1.87	0.23	-0.982	-0.226
Assists	0	1.42	1.46	0.19	-0.967	-0.184
Shots	0	4.01	3.57	0.09	-1.123	-0.101
Passes	21	15.14	7.31	0.08	0.801	0.064
Saves	3	2.17	2.79	0.19	0.298	0.057
Blocks	9	5.51	4.31	0.11	0.808	0.089
Takeaways	6	3.64	3.81	0.11	0.618	0.068

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.233 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.534, then −0.3 turnovers → 5.2

Pucker+56

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.153	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	4.01	0	0.08	0
Saves	3	2.168	1.384	0.15	0.208
Blocks	9	5.515	1.632	0.07	0.114
Takeaways	6	3.644	1.647	0.12	0.198
Passes	21	15.139	1.387	0.08	0.111
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.66 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.777 − 0.221 turnover penalty = 0.556 → ×100 = 55.64 → 56

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.091	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.459	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.094	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive8.22

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.168	7.463	0.3	2.239
Blocks	9	5.515	8.238	0.2	1.648
Takeaways	6	3.644	8.278	0.25	2.069
Goals conceded	3	6.119	9.046	0.25	2.262

Σ contribution = 8.218

League average is 6.0 on Performance, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.