Hoboken Huncho$ vs Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

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Jan 26, 2026 · Intermediate Division · The Penthouse

MVP Sylvatic · 6.7 performance rating

Writing the recap…

Hoboken Huncho$vsPawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

10Shots46

2Saves24

6Faceoffs won17

12Takeaways315

15Turnovers↓312

20Blocks317

51Passes1263

2:18Possession0:122:06

APR is the Alto Performance Rating: 0 to 10, with 6.0 league average. Click any APR to see the working.

Hoboken Huncho$

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	GWG	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Shloompa	1	3	4	1	2	2	2	1	5	5	8	1	0:37	58	8.29	5.78
Sylvatic	4	2	6	7	0	2	3	7	3	1	22	0	0:35	131	6.96	5.91
Withdrawals	1	2	3	2	0	2	2	4	7	14	21	0	1:06	73	5.18	6.57

Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

Player	G	A	Pts	Shots	Saves	FOW	FOL	TK	TO	Blk	Passes	Poss	Pucker+	Off	Def
Topil	0	2	2	0	0	2	1	3	2	4	15	0:21	54	5.81	4.84
CorruptWolfy	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	3	3	3	15	0:08	28	2.95	4.72
Gronk	3	1	4	4	1	3	2	6	7	6	19	1:08	95	5.07	6.21
Dionysus	1	0	1	2	3	1	1	3	0	4	14	0:29	71	3.89	6.24

Shloompa Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.8

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	3	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.987	0.188
Shots	1	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.006	-0.091
Passes	8	16.77	7.4	0.08	-1.186	-0.095
Saves	2	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.038	-0.007
Blocks	5	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.219	-0.024
Takeaways	1	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.783	-0.086

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.238 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.524, then +0.25 hot shooting → 5.8

Pucker+58

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2.5	3.363	0.743	0.32	0.238
Shots	1	3.983	0.251	0.08	0.02
Saves	2	2.095	0.955	0.15	0.143
Blocks	5	5.84	0.856	0.07	0.06
Takeaways	1	3.252	0.308	0.12	0.037
Passes	8	16.768	0.477	0.08	0.038
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.566 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.666 − 0.082 turnover penalty = 0.584 → ×100 = 58.4 → 58

Offensive8.29

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.108	0.104	0.4	2.459
Shooting %	1	0.474	0.2	1.843
Assists per pass	0.375	0.098	0.4	3.989

Σ contribution = 8.291

Defensive5.78

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	2	2.095	5.819	0.3	1.746
Blocks	5	5.84	5.428	0.2	1.086
Takeaways	1	3.252	3.602	0.25	0.9
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 5.777

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Sylvatic Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.7

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	4	1.89	1.66	0.23	1.271	0.292
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	7	3.98	2.96	0.09	1.018	0.092
Passes	22	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.707	0.057
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	1	5.84	3.84	0.11	-1.259	-0.138
Takeaways	7	3.25	2.88	0.11	1.303	0.143

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.335 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.67, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 6.7

Pucker+131

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	6	3.363	1.784	0.32	0.571
Shots	7	3.983	1.758	0.08	0.141
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	1	5.84	0.171	0.07	0.012
Takeaways	7	3.252	2.153	0.12	0.258
Passes	22	16.768	1.312	0.08	0.105
Faceoff win rate	0.4	0.5	0.8	0.03	0.024

Σ 1.111 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.307 → ×100 = 130.68 → 131

Offensive6.96

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.171	0.104	0.4	3.308
Shooting %	0.571	0.474	0.2	1.362
Assists per pass	0.091	0.098	0.4	2.287

Σ contribution = 6.957

Defensive5.91

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	1	5.84	3.281	0.2	0.656
Takeaways	7	3.252	9.274	0.25	2.319
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 5.906

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Withdrawals Hoboken Huncho$

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.0

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	2	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.669	-0.06
Passes	21	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.572	0.046
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	14	5.84	3.84	0.11	2.122	0.233
Takeaways	4	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.26	0.029

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.014 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.028, then +0.3 blocks, −0.3 turnovers → 6.0

Pucker+73

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	3	3.363	0.892	0.32	0.285
Shots	2	3.983	0.502	0.08	0.04
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	14	5.84	2.397	0.07	0.168
Takeaways	4	3.252	1.23	0.12	0.148
Passes	21	16.768	1.252	0.08	0.1
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.771 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.907 − 0.175 turnover penalty = 0.732 → ×100 = 73.25 → 73

Offensive5.18

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.045	0.104	0.4	1.583
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0.095	0.098	0.4	2.357

Σ contribution = 5.184

Defensive6.57

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	14	5.84	9.539	0.2	1.908
Takeaways	4	3.252	6.904	0.25	1.726
Goals conceded	4	6.446	8.181	0.25	2.045

Σ contribution = 6.565

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Topil Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.9

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	2	1.64	1.38	0.19	0.261	0.05
Shots	0	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.343	-0.121
Passes	15	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.239	-0.019
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	3	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.088	-0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.574 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.851, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.9

Pucker+54

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	2	3.363	0.595	0.32	0.19
Shots	0	3.983	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	3	3.252	0.923	0.12	0.111
Passes	15	16.768	0.895	0.08	0.072
Faceoff win rate	0.667	0.5	1.333	0.03	0.04

Σ 0.461 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.542 → ×100 = 54.18 → 54

Offensive5.81

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.095	0.104	0.4	2.262
Shooting %	0	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.133	0.098	0.4	2.956

Σ contribution = 5.809

Defensive4.84

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	3	3.252	5.691	0.25	1.423
Goals conceded	6	6.446	6.297	0.25	1.574

Σ contribution = 4.839

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

CorruptWolfy Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR4.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	0	1.89	1.66	0.23	-1.136	-0.261
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	0	3.98	2.96	0.09	-1.343	-0.121
Passes	15	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.239	-0.019
Saves	0	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.843	-0.16
Blocks	3	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.739	-0.081
Takeaways	3	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.088	-0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.879 × 2, −3 to 3) = 4.242, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 4.2

Pucker+28

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	0	3.363	0	0.32	0
Shots	0	3.983	0	0.08	0
Saves	0	2.095	0	0.15	0
Blocks	3	5.84	0.514	0.07	0.036
Takeaways	3	3.252	0.923	0.12	0.111
Passes	15	16.768	0.895	0.08	0.072
Faceoff win rate	0.333	0.5	0.667	0.03	0.02

Σ 0.238 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.28 → ×100 = 28.03 → 28

Offensive2.95

Rate	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.104	0.4	1.181
Shooting %	0.474	0.2	0.591
Assists per pass	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 2.954

Defensive4.72

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	0	2.095	2.954	0.3	0.886
Blocks	3	5.84	4.195	0.2	0.839
Takeaways	3	3.252	5.691	0.25	1.423
Goals conceded	6	6.446	6.297	0.25	1.574

Σ contribution = 4.722

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Gronk Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR6.2

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	3	1.89	1.66	0.23	0.669	0.154
Assists	1	1.64	1.38	0.19	-0.465	-0.088
Shots	4	3.98	2.96	0.09	0.006	0.001
Passes	19	16.77	7.4	0.08	0.302	0.024
Saves	1	2.09	2.48	0.19	-0.441	-0.084
Blocks	6	5.84	3.84	0.11	0.042	0.005
Takeaways	6	3.25	2.88	0.11	0.955	0.105

6.0 + clip(Σ 0.116 × 2, −3 to 3) = 6.232, then +0.25 hot shooting, −0.3 turnovers → 6.2

Pucker+95

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	4	3.363	1.189	0.32	0.381
Shots	4	3.983	1.004	0.08	0.08
Saves	1	2.095	0.477	0.15	0.072
Blocks	6	5.84	1.027	0.07	0.072
Takeaways	6	3.252	1.845	0.12	0.221
Passes	19	16.768	1.133	0.08	0.091
Faceoff win rate	0.6	0.5	1.2	0.03	0.036

Σ 0.953 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 1.121 − 0.175 turnover penalty = 0.946 → ×100 = 94.58 → 95

Offensive5.07

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.059	0.104	0.4	1.744
Shooting %	0.75	0.474	0.2	1.619
Assists per pass	0.053	0.098	0.4	1.709

Σ contribution = 5.072

Defensive6.21

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	1	2.095	4.081	0.3	1.224
Blocks	6	5.84	6.109	0.2	1.222
Takeaways	6	3.252	8.754	0.25	2.188
Goals conceded	6	6.446	6.297	0.25	1.574

Σ contribution = 6.208

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.

Dionysus Pawnee Post Syrup Intake Authority

rated once over the whole game. Baseline: the player's own division.

APR5.1

Stat	Value	League avg	Std dev	Weight	z	Contribution
Goals	1	1.89	1.66	0.23	-0.534	-0.123
Assists	0	1.64	1.38	0.19	-1.192	-0.226
Shots	2	3.98	2.96	0.09	-0.669	-0.06
Passes	14	16.77	7.4	0.08	-0.374	-0.03
Saves	3	2.09	2.48	0.19	0.364	0.069
Blocks	4	5.84	3.84	0.11	-0.479	-0.053
Takeaways	3	3.25	2.88	0.11	-0.088	-0.01

6.0 + clip(Σ −0.433 × 2, −3 to 3) = 5.135, nothing hit the bonus or penalty thresholds → 5.1

Pucker+71

Stat	Value	League rate	Ratio	Weight	Contribution
Goal contribution	1	3.363	0.297	0.32	0.095
Shots	2	3.983	0.502	0.08	0.04
Saves	3	2.095	1.432	0.15	0.215
Blocks	4	5.84	0.685	0.07	0.048
Takeaways	3	3.252	0.923	0.12	0.111
Passes	14	16.768	0.835	0.08	0.067
Faceoff win rate	0.5	0.5	1	0.03	0.03

Σ 0.606 ÷ Σ weights 0.85 = 0.712 → ×100 = 71.25 → 71

Offensive3.89

Rate	Value	League	Weight	Contribution
Points per possession-sec	0.034	0.104	0.4	1.465
Shooting %	0.5	0.474	0.2	1.244
Assists per pass	0	0.098	0.4	1.181

Σ contribution = 3.89

Defensive6.24

Stat	Value	League rate	d(ratio)	Weight	Contribution
Saves	3	2.095	7.628	0.3	2.289
Blocks	4	5.84	4.78	0.2	0.956
Takeaways	3	3.252	5.691	0.25	1.423
Goals conceded	6	6.446	6.297	0.25	1.574

Σ contribution = 6.242

League average is 6.0 on APR, Offensive and Defensive, and 100 on Pucker+. Every formula.